Season 48, Week 2
Sania
(Arc the Lad Collection)
 
While she may be a princess, Sania isn’t one to sit on her throne in idleness. After facing the Dark One, she also isn’t one to back down from a fight. Of course, she should have little trouble fending off an aging warrior. Ragnar may have a lot of HP, but he’s extremely sluggish and his damage is middling. Sania isn’t a tank, but she’s not so frail as to fall from a few swipes from an old man. However, her potent spells can both damage and paralyze or stone will locked poor Ragnar in a magical prison. Or if she feels like drawing it out, X-Cryte and Divide can make Ragnar feels all the pain he inflicts while keeping Sania nearly fully healed here!

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Mighty hero? There's none finer than Ragnar McRyan, slayer of Psaro's deadly minions and honorable knight. Ragnar dispenses with frivious things like skillsets and speed, focusing instead of whooping as much ass as possible with his mighty sword and taking punishment that would kill most Godlikes dead. Sania's the opposite sort of fighter in all regards, a frail little spoiled princess who tries to rely on tricks to get her way in battle. The little lass is going to have no luck here. A few cuts from Rangar's brutal Dragon Killer will handle this. All Ragnar has to do is survive a few attacks from Sania, which is something the Burland warrior excels at.


Joou Ranbu

The gleaming pink armor.

The graceful legwork.

The lithe, manly precision dancing.

Yes, Ragnar McRyan truly was a god. On that Dance Dance Revolution machine, he truly showed his unparalled elegance and power, truly befitting a god. Yes, Ragnar was a god of DDR.

Too bad the match was just a typical slugfest instead of an inane alternate contest this week. As such, Sania simply blasted Ragnar off the arena with a single Petro Wind after his performance. She admits that she wouldn't ever be able to pull that kind of flexibility off, though. Hats off to Ragnar McRyan, our dancing hero!

Sania: 23
Ragnar: 4