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Everybody remember that old proverb about the tortoise and the hare? Sure this go around is less of a race and more of a fight, but the outcome will be the same. Jude may have the edge in speed, but his already sad damage will be reduced to nearly nothing by Twaikin's incredible defenses. And if he thinks Assault Buster will save him, he'd better think again. Twaikin may be as slow as the dirt he digs around in, but between his defense and his trusty shield for evasion, even that attack won't do any more then annoy the gutsy dwarf. Slow and steady beats quick and impulsive every time. |
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Accelerator, gooooooooo! Jude Maverick returns in a blaze of glory this season, having just lost out in his last appearance to a Yulie lookalike in MOMO. Both MOMO and Yulie are long gone from Middle, and Jude has his chance to join the two in Heavy. What can stop him? Not Twaikin, his unlucky foe. Jude's speed advantage is more pronounced than usual against his heavily armored foe, and Twaikin's inept shovel based offense is no match for the power of Jude's ARM. All he needs to do is wind up an Assault Buster and blast this dwarf back to the hole from whence he literally crawled out of! |
Bardiche There is a saying, that men in prison look at the mud, but some can see the stars. Well, Twaikin is a man with vision, and so he decided to dig through the mud all those prisoners saw, and before long he actually managed to dig out all of the prisoners in one of the hypothetical prisons. All things considered a victory for freedom everywhere, but also a heavy toll on Twaikin, who rewarded himself with a good nap. Unfortunately he napped when the match began. Jude came, saw, and was awarded a win. Not the most optimal way to win, and surprising to most everyone but the (vanished) bookie, but hey. You've got to take what you can get, and this is about as good as it'll ever get. Twaikin: 16 |
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