Season 61, Week 5
Janice
(Chrono Cross)
 
Famed monster tamer Janice has always loved old stories. And here she has an opportunity to live one! The tortoise and the hare! Why, the chance to run circles around a turtle without anyone looking at her funny is... wait. The Hare loses that race? Janice will just have to try harder than the old legends! She can run faster and harder than that lazy fool! And she would never turn her back on a monster! No, no, this time thing'll be different, you'll see!

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At least, Blastoise returns to his rightful place in Middle, his trophy case much prettier than before with a Light trophy inside. What should he find as his first opponent? A bunny... girl... thing. She probably has a terrible typing to go up against Blastoise at any rate. Red? Ha! Close enough to be crushed by the unending water cannons of the unforgiving tank turtle! Not that she would even have a chance anyway. The tortoise will ALWAYS beat the hare.



Janice: 5
Blastoise: 22