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Masamune's bright blade has been dormant for nine seasons since Frog muscled his way into Middle. Now that he has enjoyed a long break, he looks to carve through Middle with the same skill and ease he did Light, starting with the foul villain Mid-Boss. The long haired demon may have powers to threaten Frog, but only briefly, considering his Adonic Buster attack is reliant on his very limited supply of SP, and Frog has oceans of MP to outlast those few opening strikes. Once Midboss uses the last of his SP, Frog will easily swoop in and strike down his foe with a few well placed Leap Splashes. |
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The Dark Adonis’ opponent this week is famous for defeating one of the RPGDL’s elite warriors, Magus. One would think that this fact would disconcert Vyers, or, as he is more commonly known, Mid-Boss, but he has never considered himself anything less than an equal to the greatest in the RPGDL, even if he himself was only a mid-boss! He'll have no problem throwing several powerful Adonic Furies at Frog, killing him before he has a chance to heal. With a little luck, Mid-Boss should be able to break out of his Mid-Game boss role, and earn the respect of the final boss he feels himself to be! |
Jo'ou Ranbu RPG logic is something weird. Bird feathers revive dead characters. Randomly walking around outside leads to encounters with mind-numbingly strange monsters. Killing said monsters repeatedly automatically makes someone stronger. Those same monsters continuously respawn, making the fauna of RPG Lands effectively indestructible. Frail, depressed and idiotic long-haired bishies swing swords twice their size and weight like they were ribbons. Intelligent, cunning villains retire to a hideout for the rest of the game waiting for their antagonists to get strong enough to whomp their asses instead of slitting their throats off the bat (well... maybe they aren't that cunning and intelligent, but that's besides the point.). The heroes can cast spells that are capable of destroying planets, but are forced to turn around and find another way for the maze when faced by a simple pebble smaller than their legs. So, it should be no surprise that an amphibian drawn by Akira Toriyama is superior to an... angel? Enforcer of Justice? Whatever Midboss is. Point is: even Pauly Shore should be able to own anything done by Akira Toriyama in real life logic. In RPGs, things don't work quite like that. Damn ribbiting swordsman with crappy artwork. Frog: 35 |
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