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Teehee! While there's no doubt Flea's a bit off in the head, there's no arguing with his/her/its...'charming'...capabilities. Flea's feminine/masculine/whatever wiles will prove to be the perfect weapon against the big dumb ox Ox. While many fear the giant beast's mallet, Flea has no fears - a quick Waltz of the Winds will send Ox wild, allowing Flea to pick him off with Prism Beam and Rainbow Storm, blinding and poisoning the brute to a slow, painful death. Nothing will stop Flea from imposing his/her/its disturbing fashion sense on all of Middle this season! Who knows - maybe Kuja has finally found a kindred spirit in the RPGDL. |
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Ox SMASH!! Or at least, that might be the first thing that comes to mind when you see this big hulking man from Gant holding a giant mallet. In truth, Ox is a rather intelligent specimen of his race who simply does not like to be stereotyped as a brainless, blundering, blathering brute, and is willing to prove his intelligence and genteelness... by beating the snot out of the gender confused wizard this round. With his mighty strength and moderate healing, Ox can just slug away at his opponent and claim a victory, proving that just because someone may have might, does NOT mean they do not have brains! |
Pyro Flea has many advantages over Ox: Status attacks, boss-level stats, feminine(?) wiles… but in the end, none of that saw any use. Ox’s wife was watching the match, and when she heard “That tranny” tell Ox he would be defeated by 'her' incredible beauty, she stormed into the arena and beat the living snot out of Flea. So Flea moves on through a disqualification, and Ox gets berated by his wife for no better reason than her thinking another woman randomly hit on him. God help him if his wife ever finds out Flea’s a man, though. Flea: 66 |
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