Season 30, Week 1
Bowser Koopa
(Super Mario RPG)
 
Being the greatest kidnapper in the video game multiverse might not be much of an asset in the arena, but the Koopa King has plenty else going for him: the terrifying (quite literally) powers of a Big Boo, his great dragon-turtle-hybrid-thingy strength, and of course the legendary buttstomp. With Terrorize to destroy his opponent's damage and toughness, a few quick claw swipes to end the match, and a face full of ass just to add insult to injury, destroying this Shining Force paladin will be even easier than kidnapping Peach.

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Hailing from the Kingdom of Guardiana, the young centauress Mae, daughter of her kingdom's Knight Captain, has finally gotten a chance to prove her worth in the Duelling League! Her opponent is none other than an evil king, something she has had more than enough experience facing in the past. With her spear in hand, backed up by good strength and defense, all Mae has to do is stab the foul Koopa King a few times while running circles around him, and her debut match in the DL will end in triumphant victory!


Fireball
Bowser has learned much over the years. Beyond being more skilled at kidnapping than anyone else in the DL, Bowser has one thing his opponent doesn't.

Combat experience with less than ten people.

Fighting alongside Mario, Peach, Geno, and Mallow, Bowser came to realize his own strengths and the strengths of his fellows. Mario could survive anything. Geno had powerful attacks. Peach was even more tanky than Bowser and could keep everyone else alive. Mallow could fry the crap out of things.

And Bowser?

Bowser could hit things. Very, very, very hard.

Bowser focused all his energy and rage into his Drill Claw, launching an attack so full of force that Mae actually felt the blow a full three seconds before it landed- only to feel it *again* when it did hit.

Sephiroth, lounging at his villa with Chisato, Artea, and Strago, heard the explosion and looked up, thinking it was Ghaleon, or maybe Kefka. When they heard a triumphant, turtle-dragon roar, they looked at each other, laughed, and went straight back to lounging.

Even the greatest of Godlikes and his friends can find amusement in small things. Like a Shining Force warrior being decimated by a much better one.

Bowser Koopa: 70
Mae: 15

Lord Zendor
A high-defense knight against a primary physical attacker? Mae has this one easy.