Season 33, Week 2
Killey
(Suikoden Series)
 
Booooring and easy. Killey smashes Scythe and his weak arse glass jaw like there is no tommorow. Weak durability and a skillset that will really only be dangerous at low health is not a terribly scary thing. Killey just has to hit him a bit and then blow him away with an Explosion. After all, we all know how well Scythe handles explosions... "WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO -" and then he dies a gruesome death. Killey kind of specializes in Explosions with that Rage Rune. Also, while Emo is better than Furry, Emo still loses out to style completely lacking in substance.

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Ha! A mere bounty hunter with some fire cantrips thinks he can take on a Crimson Noble? That's a laugh. Killey will not know what the hell he is supposed to do against Scythe's brutal speed. And let's say he gets a strike in - sure, it'll hurt the Crimson Noble, but it won't kill! And the lamer will be right in the range for a Suction death, losing all his blood, his dignity and the match! Not even Scythe's questionable durability is an issue against Killey! Now, if only Scythe could get matches that are worthy of a Crimson Noble's mystical charming appeal...


Orson Carola
Sure, Killey could take down Scythe in about two hits at the worst, but where's the fun in that? Killey thought so and decided to make an example out of this one.

First, Killey got a ride to the country over and in the space of a few hours (profile can do things for your PRs) got possession of the military supplies.

~Arena~
Scythe was waiting impatiently. How dare this blood-colored fool make a Crimson Noble like himself wait? Just as soon as the judges get ready to call the match for Scythe, Killey rides in on a mobile transporter. "Scythe, I've decided that maybe directly fighting you isn't the answer because you're too weak to face me. So I leave you a present."

With that, over 4000 army jeeps, 200 transport trucks, 900 tanks, and 60 airplanes all fly into the arena and crush Scythe in a matter of seconds.

Killey: 46
Scythe Riebauer: 27

Silverlocke980
Okay, first off, compliments on making a Furry *and* an Emo joke in the write-up. It's like Christmas in February.

Secondly, Killey is one of the best Suikoden fighters. That's not saying much, but best PC of one game= better than scrub boss of another game.

And Scithe is scary, because he both drinks blood and isn't a vampire, which should confuse the hell out of everybody here.