Season 45, Week 1
Levi
(Suikoden 5)
 
Those impetious youths are at it again! With their dragons, and their bad manners, and those funky hairstyles that seem to be a strange, disturbing cross between premature balding and never washing! Levi will not stand for this; He will teach Ulf to stay on the ground! To be respecting! To not stink up the arena! Of course, once Ulf is on the ground, nothing can stop Levi’s earthquake from hitting. Sure, Shadow Warrior may be good at evading a sword swing, but how can you evade the upheaval of the earth itself? A few quick spells, and Ulf will learn why no one crosses Levi.

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Ulf, champion of hungry beastmen everywhere, rides on his dragon into battle once more! With his stylish flail and tail combination, Middle will soon learn just how overrated personality is for a warrior of Ulf's caliber. Starting with...an old man. Is this really fair? Levi is slow and has no durability. He has no way of resisting the brutal physical damage headed his way once Ulf loads himself...with DYNAMITE! Unwise as this strategy might seem at first glance, Levi will soon find that it's best not to mess with crazy bombers like this beastman. Just hand the food over quietly and surrender!


SageAcrin
A wise man once said, "Discretion is the better part of valor.".

Words Levi took to heart strongly. He was no fool. He understood his principles of war.

Specifically, he knew that the closest principle was about to blast him into the stratosphere with a flail.

So, he did the simple thing.

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"Yeah, my master said you had this great technique that you could show me! That it was like magic, but that I'd actually be able to use it! C'mon, c'mon, show me, please!?" Bergen said anxiously to a puzzled Ulf.

Evidently, Levi had cleared the substitution with the judges. It was all very proper.

"Well, if he really want to see it..." Ulf shrugged.

One Dynamite Rush later, and a stunned Bergen was laid out.

Overall, the match worked out pretty well. Levi got out of personal harm. Ulf got out of personal harm. Bergen took the move's name a little too seriously and is now using the power of dynamite combined with rushes to produce spectacular, if painful, "magic". Everyone wins.

Levi: 16
Ulf: 26