Season 46, Week 1
Reinbach III, Scholtenheim
(Suikoden IV)
 
Oh, the marvel of fighting against the terrible evils that surrond this diseased land! It's with joy and tears in his eyes that Scholtheim Reinbach the Third, venerable heir of the Schtoltheim Reinbach household, takes up his rapier and graces the Middle arena with the shimmering brilliance of his presence - shimmering enough to warrant a poetic fall of rose petals, even, truly highlighting his beauty! The Red Rose Rune arms him with great strength and equally impressive dazzle to defeat his inferior opponent... this... wannabe noble, Rassius Luine! The man may look, act and sound faaaaaaaabulous, but he certainly isn't the real deal. Only a true noble will come out standing in this duel, and, with his far superior durability and damage, Scholtheim Reinbach the Third shall be the greatest fop - er, graceful noble in the Middle arena!

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Who is this hideous, malformed impish fop, and why is he mocking the great Rassius' sense of style? This is simply outrageous! Not just any man can pull off a flowered hat, a frilly outfit and look smoking good while at it! Well, if he's so intent on defaming Rassius Luine, a lesson is in order. Rassius's quick sword strikes will work quite well against his sluggish opponent. Of course, the crème de la crème is Rassius' brilliant physical resistance. Not only does he have massive defense, but he has staggering physical resistance properties on top of that. While his raw life force may be lackluster, Middles without magic are smart to steer clear of Rassius's frame. A few Dragon Flashes will teach this Scholtenheim to stay away from his betters, and maybe teach him to dress in a manner more suitable to his worth on top of that.


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Ahhhh, two absolutely marvelous companions!

Going together everywhere! The beauty salon, to a musical, wandering through a department store, teaching boyscouts the wonders of nature, all these things could be theirs!

It would be fabulous!

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"I've never seen a man fire a cannon that fast." Citan Uzuki noted, as Rassius desperately fired Max's cannon into Reinbach's pulped body.

Reinbach had plans for Rassius.

Rassius had heard those plans. And had decided throwing the match was worth being able to shoot him repeatedly.

Sadly, Rassius didn't realize Reinbach wasn't that kind of a guy. Well, he is in every way but which way he swings, but anyways.

After he learned that, he was kinda sad.

It might have been fabulous, after all.

Reinbach III, Scholtenheim: 19
Rassius Luine: 13