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Barret Wallace (Final Fantasy VII) |
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After a twelve-season wait, Barret Wallace has finally made his League debut. His first opponent: a little penguin that blows up. Not quite the glorious opener Barret was expecting, but he shouldn't take his opponent lightly. Kurtis's Rocket Punch is some tough damage, while Barret can't put much of a dent on Kurtis's impressive HP and defense. Fortunately, Barret's level 2 limit - 100% instant death - quickly turns the tables in his favor. Even his Level 1, which takes all of Kurtis's MP, spells immediate destruction for the Prinny. |
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After witnessing Gordon lose in the first round to arguably the biggest loser in RPG history, Kurtis enters the arena to restore the honor of the Defenders of Earth. Fortunately for him, he's facing a far easier first opponent than Gordon did. His PC form might be in an uphill battle against Barret's tricks, but that's why Kurtis has two boss forms to choose from, rendering Hammerblow useless. The biggest problem Kurtis has is one simple little choice. Should he finish Barret off with his sleep-inducing physical, or a few Nuclear Fusion blasts? |
metroid composite Barret is a terrorist. Kurtis is a defender of the earth. Let's review: * If there's anything that Star Wars teaches us, it's that the upstart violent rebel group is -always- in the right and -always- wins in the end. * Has America won "the war on terrorism" yet? They haven't? That's just further evidence! Better luck next time Kurtis. Go blow up a couple reactors during the off-season--that should help your training a lot! Barret Wallace: 30 |
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