Season 17, Week 3
Tio
(Grandia 2)
 
At first, the robot-with-a-heart Tio may seem to be at a disadvantage in this match. Her tomboy opponent beat Anastasia Romanov soundly with Tough Love, and the mixture of crippling status attacks and blazing speed may even outmatch Tio’s. However, unlike Anastasia, the ancient automaton can block Noa’s confusion, and her impressive evasion will mean that Noa’s already-feeble attacks will miss more often than not...and just to make the fight even more one-sided, Whisper To Stars can increase all of those advantages. Of course, with Lotus Flower robbing her of turn after turn, Noa may not even get the chance to launch those pathetic punches. In her thousands of years, this may be one of the easiest matches Tio has ever seen.

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After putting an end to Anastasia's fairy tale of Russian antiquity, Noa sets her sights on her next opponent. While Noa's free spirited attitude would help Tio's personality progress some, this is neither the time nor the place. She'll let her fists and feet do the talking here, and with her rapid-fire attacks, Charm status, and the added magical punch of Queen Twister, that will be all it takes to advance to the semifinals. Noa's fast attacks and spunky spirit have always gotten her far, but against another PC opponent it may just be some Tough Love that will win this battle for her.


Sei
Due to unexpected developments involving Tough Love, the match between Noa and Tio will not be shown out of respect for Right to Censor groups, and fear for their ability to sue our asses out of a lot of money.

That said, all interested in seeing the outcome of the match can buy the footage tapes entitled "Robots Gone Wild" from Edgar’s Video Shop, now available at the low, low price of 4999.99 GP! Supplies won’t last, so order now!

Tio: 22
Noa: 26