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Results for week 6 -Postseason ~ RPG Dueling League

Traditional Team Match


Kuja, Rapp, Alma, Vincent vs Choko, Royce, Ultros, Cait Sith

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When the battle began, Ultros got one look at Kuja and made the natural mistake everyone makes when they first see 'him', and started using the same tactics that had gotten him his championship. However, he quickly learned his error, and quickly ran off with the throwaway line "I ain't that kind of octopus!" Kuja, who never did learn to handle rejection well, responded with a well placed Ultima that wiped out not just the rude octopus, but his three teammates who had the misfortune to be standing near him at the time as well.

Team Kuja: 4.1
Team Choko: 4

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Well... I dunno I suppose you could say Alma's ultima will beat down team 2... but I'd rather say Kuja is just that powerful :-)

Although it woulda been nice to see Kefka in there... Fallen 1 + Teammates = GG

RPGDL

CHARACTER RERANKINGS

Well, the plan seems to be to use Top/BottomBottomBottomBottom, but here's the results of all four systems.

Top/Bottom

Godlike/Heavy

Ashley Ashley Winchester vs Royce Royce
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Match 1 of the underdogs hosing the 'favourite' see Royce putting Ashley to sleep, and then slamming him to oblivion with potent physical attacks long before he ever gets close to calling on Knightblazer.

Ashley:2
Royce:6

Heavy/Middle

Hugo Hugo vs UltrosUltros
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Match 2 of the weak inheriting the upgrade is Ultros showing us all just how valuable true runes are when you're an Imp. Namely, not very.

Hugo:3
Ultros:4

Middle/Light

Futch Futch vs CaitCait
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Match 3 of upset theater shows Futch joining Reeve's now quite extensive collection of frogs. Though he'll probably be a bit scalier than the other frogs.

Futch:1
Cait Sith:7

Reranking Round Robin

Names


Ultros

Dalton

Hugo

Anastasia

Royce

Cait Sith

Futch

Ashley

Myau
Ultros win
Ultros:9
Dalton:1
win
Ultros:5
Hugo:2
loss
Ultros:3
Anastasia:5
loss
Ultros:0
Royce:9
win
Ultros:9
Cait Sith:1
win
Ultros:7
Futch:0
win
Ultros:5
Ashley:3
win
Ultros:5
Myau:0
Dalton loss
Dalton:1
Ultros:9
loss
Dalton:1
Hugo:7
loss
Dalton:0
Anastasia:8
loss
Dalton:0
Royce:9
win
Dalton:6
Cait Sith:3
win
Dalton:5
Futch:2
loss
Dalton:0
Ashley:8
loss
Dalton:1
Myau:4
Hugo loss
Hugo:2
Ultros:5
win
Hugo:7
Dalton:1
loss
Hugo:0
Anastasia:6
loss
Hugo:0
Royce:7
win
Hugo:4
Cait Sith:3
win
Hugo:7
Futch:1
loss
Hugo:2
Ashley:4
loss
Hugo:1
Myau:3
Anastasia win
Anastasia:5
Ultros:3
win
Anastasia:8
Dalton:0
win
Anastasia:6
Hugo:0
loss
Anastasia:3
Royce:4
win
Anastasia:7
Cait Sith:1
win
Anastasia:6
Futch:0
win
Anastasia:6
Ashley:2
win
Anastasia:5
Myau:0
Royce win
Royce:9
Ultros:0
win
Royce:9
Dalton:0
win
Royce:7
Hugo:0
win
Royce:4
Anastasia:3
win
Royce:8
Cait Sith:0
win
Royce:8
Futch:0
win
Royce:7
Ashley:0
win
Royce:4
Myau:0
Cait Sith loss
Cait Sith:1
Ultros:9
loss
Cait Sith:3
Dalton:6
loss
Cait Sith:3
Hugo:4
loss
Cait Sith:1
Anastasia:7
loss
Cait Sith:0
Royce:8
win
Cait Sith:6
Futch:2
loss
Cait Sith:1
Ashley:7
loss
Cait Sith:2
Myau:3
Futch loss
Futch:0
Ultros:7
loss
Futch:2
Dalton:5
loss
Futch:1
Hugo:7
loss
Futch:0
Anastasia:6
loss
Futch:0
Royce:8
loss
Futch:2
Cait Sith:6
loss
Futch:0
Ashley:6
loss
Futch:1
Myau:3
Ashley loss
Ashley:3
Ultros:5
win
Ashley:8
Dalton:0
win
Ashley:4
Hugo:2
loss
Ashley:2
Anastasia:6
loss
Ashley:0
Royce:7
win
Ashley:7
Cait Sith:1
win
Ashley:6
Futch:0
win
Ashley:4
Myau:1
Myau loss
Myau:0
Ultros:5
win
Myau:4
Dalton:1
win
Myau:3
Hugo:1
loss
Myau:0
Anastasia:5
loss
Myau:0
Royce:4
win
Myau:3
Cait Sith:2
win
Myau:3
Futch:1
loss
Myau:1
Ashley:4

Godlike:
Royce, Anastasia

Heavy:
Myau, Ashley, Ultros

Middle:
Hugo, Cait Sith, Dalton

Light:
Futch

Auto-Upgrade

Godlike Downgrade

Lezard:2
Grahf:0
Jowy:1
Anastasia:0
Deis:0
Justin:3
Fujin:0
Ashley:2

Heavy Downgrade

Myau:1
Lucian:1
Robo:0
Alex:0
Hugo:0
Izlude:2
Dekar:2
Opera:3

Middle Downgrade

Rinoa:3
Elena:0
Futch:2
Hahn:0
Dalton:2
Mustadio:2
Miranda:1
Lexis:0

Top/BottomBottomBottomBottom

Godlike/Heavy Reranking

Names


Royce

Anastasia

Ashley

Justin

Lezard
Royce loss
Royce:3
Anastasia:6
win
Royce:8
Ashley:1
win
Royce:8
Justin:1
win
Royce:6
Lezard:4
Anastasia win
Anastasia:6
Royce:3
win
Anastasia:6
Ashley:3
win
Anastasia:8
Justin:0
win
Anastasia:8
Lezard:1
Ashley loss
Ashley:1
Royce:8
loss
Ashley:3
Anastasia:6
loss
Ashley:4
Justin:5
win
Ashley:6
Lezard:4
Justin loss
Justin:1
Royce:8
loss
Justin:0
Anastasia:8
win
Justin:5
Ashley:4
loss
Justin:4
Lezard:6
Lezard loss
Lezard:4
Royce:6
loss
Lezard:1
Anastasia:8
loss
Lezard:4
Ashley:6
win
Lezard:6
Justin:4

Upgraded: Royce
Downgraded: Justin


Heavy/Middle Reranking

Names


Ultros

Hugo

Myau

Robo

Opera
Ultros win
Ultros:5
Hugo:3
win
Ultros:6
Myau:0
tie
Ultros:5
Robo:5
win
Ultros:6
Opera:3
Hugo loss
Hugo:3
Ultros:5
loss
Hugo:2
Myau:3
win
Hugo:5
Robo:3
win
Hugo:5
Opera:3
Myau loss
Myau:0
Ultros:6
win
Myau:3
Hugo:2
loss
Myau:2
Robo:4
loss
Myau:1
Opera:5
Robo tie
Robo:5
Ultros:5
loss
Robo:3
Hugo:5
win
Robo:4
Myau:2
win
Robo:6
Opera:3
Opera loss
Opera:3
Ultros:6
loss
Opera:3
Hugo:5
win
Opera:5
Myau:1
loss
Opera:3
Robo:6

Upgraded: Ultros
Downgraded: Myau


Names


Cait

Dalton

Futch

Hahn

Miranda
Cait win
Cait:6
Dalton:4
win
Cait:8
Futch:1
loss
Cait:3
Hahn:4
tie
Cait:4
Miranda:4
Dalton loss
Dalton:4
Cait:6
win
Dalton:5
Futch:4
loss
Dalton:3
Hahn:4
loss
Dalton:3
Miranda:5
Futch loss
Futch:1
Cait:8
loss
Futch:4
Dalton:5
loss
Futch:2
Hahn:4
loss
Futch:2
Miranda:6
Hahn win
Hahn:4
Cait:3
win
Hahn:4
Dalton:3
win
Hahn:4
Futch:2
loss
Hahn:2
Miranda:3
Miranda tie
Miranda:4
Cait:4
win
Miranda:5
Dalton:3
win
Miranda:6
Futch:2
win
Miranda:3
Hahn:2

Upgraded: Cait Sith
Downgraded: Futch


Bonus Match: Perv-off: ~Oblivion Knight

Zenthor
Albedo snuck out from behind a tree near a little girl's playground. Her father was inside the house, so now would be a perfect time to get her signature after having... a little fun. As he crept up behind the girl, someone grabbed him on his shoulder. "Wut wur yez gunna du ta mah kid, lil'men?" an old, large, grotesquely fat man said with a thick southern accent. "I was just going to play with her... have a little fun..." Albedo replied. It was true, in a sense, but, still very wrong in any case. "Ah-hah-hah-hah.. lil'kids ah no fun, cohm wit meh, Is gunna make you meh wife." Albedo immediately started crying out--not because he was about to be molested by a large man for several nights to come, but because he never even got close to the little girl.

Later that night, Cid was creeping around the same house. "This is the best competition I've ever been in! I win either way!" He whispered to himself as he peeped into the bedroom window. He saw the sheets being tossed around, the grin on his face immediately widened as he watched closely. However, the second he saw Albedo's head rise from the sheets, he gasped in shock... the last thing he wanted was to watch Albedo with a grown man. He ran into a nearby forest, and was never seen again.

Lezard sat in his tower. "I'm sure to win, I have my humonculi to follow my every whim!" he laughed. "Come here, mini-Lenneth, it's time..." he said, grinning. Seconds later, they were done (there's no way in hell I'm describing THAT scene). "Now just sign he---GAK!" his words were cut off by a Glance Reviver sticking through his stomach. "Defiler of... clones, this crime will be engraved upon your soul!" The figure at the other end of the Glance Reviver stated. "Nibelung Val---" before the figure could finish, Lezard had died... several times over.

The next day, Yuri showed up with a clipboard with only one name on it. Sighing, he muttered on how he was going to end up being this school's spokesman, sadly. He waited for the others to show up, but after three or so hours, nobody had shown up. "I thought they'd be here by now... I'll give them a little more time..." he waited, and waited, but still, no Albedo, no Cid, and no Lezard. "I win by default, then."

The Aftermath: Albedo quit working at the daycare, and later got married to the large anonymous man (LAM). The marriage ended within three days of the ceremony, after the LAM caught Albedo cheating on him with his daughter. He was shortly arrested for foreplay with a trout.

Cid never got over the shock of seeing Albedo with a grown person. He lives his days now peeping in on squirrels and other forest creatures.

Lezard spent much of his time rotting away in Hel after being killed for having sex with his homonculi. He eventually started a revolution in Hel, attempting to get him and the other damned souls out of the forsaken place. When his revolution was put down, he was locked away in a room where tentacles protruded from the walls. He had never been happier.

Yuri took over the daycare and renamed it the "Seraphic Radiance Daycare/Orphanage: We're here For the Children". The daycare slash orphanage became successful within weeks of it's new management, successful enough to get Bob Barker to be their spokesperson. Why did Bob Barker quit his job to work for a Daycare/Orphanage, you ask? Well, that's another story, for another time.

Alpedo:3
Yuri:7
Cid:0
LezardValeth:2

AAA
Alpedo calls for his friend, the King of Pop, Micheal Jackson, and promplty pwns everyone else in this wonderfullly PG Bonus Match.

Poppy-(0.o)
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Lezard has this easily, for while all the rest of them have to go out and convince their prey to let them do their thing, Lezard just has to go home, brew up some more, then have some fun while the oven's cookin'. Indeed, the only possible obsticle he might have to an easy victory is that bane of all mages, low stamina.

Unoriginal
*Blinks*

I'm not touching this match with a 50-foot pole.