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Sephiroth vs Ultimecia
chipstick85 Lots of forms: Seph- Check. Ult- Check. Serious social/mental issues: Seph- Check. Ult- Check. Passible damage: Seph- Check. Ult- Umm... not so check. Sephiroth: 53 Scar
Miguel vs Kefka
RadLink5 Kefka just neecds to cast a couple spells on Miguel to gain a quick upperhand. Under the asumption that he is not allowed to use Fallen One or Revenger, he could start the match with a couple of Havoc Wings. If Miguel somehow survives long enough to cut Kefka's HP in half, Kefka can use Goner followed by a Fire/Bolt/Ice 3. Miguel should be near death and Kefka can finish him off with Ultima. Miguel: 13 
Profound Darkness vs Chaz Ashley
Scar You know........ Chaz has beat the Profound Drakness before. He should have no problem doing it again....right? I mean, with his insane offense.... and......that Robotic cat girl..... and the Sarcastic mage..... and some robot..... and another person..... he SINGLE handledly defeated it and saved the world...... oh wait, now that I explained it like that, it doesn't look too good for Chaz at all. Oh well, better luck next draw. Profound Darkness: 37 
Altima vs Kuja
SageAcrin The warriors entered the Arena. Kuja sauntered in, with a arrogant, cool grin on his face. Altima floated in, wearing an intense look of concentration; She knew this would be a hard-won fight, if it was won at all. "Are both of you ready? Nothing to say?" A judge, oddly cloaked in black despite it being sunny, called out. Kuja simply kept smiling. Altima reached down and grasped her knives, preparing to draw them out. "Then....let's get ready for the First Annual Duelling League Beauty Contest!" The judge said in a loud, booming voice. "....What!?" Altima shrieked. "I will not be subjected to something so incredibly moronic! I was told I was here for a fig-" "Shhh. I like this idea." Kuja said, looking curiously up at the judges. "I accept." He called out. "May the beautiful one win. This way, regardless, I don't have to worry about getting scuffed and dirty." "...What? How...AUGH!" Altima said, whipping out a knife. "I'm going to slit your little narcissistic thro-" "Are you questioning a judge?" The cloaked figure called down. "Grrr....fine." Altima said, glaring at him. --- It was, in it's own way, a fierce competition. Kuja arrogantly posed, waltzed around the arena as if he owned it, his long, silvery hair flowing down his back and making most of the Duelling League's females swoon. Altima....barely managed to smile, but it didn't especially matter. Few of the men in the crowd would have gone near Kuja. Altima was a far better choice, from their point of view, and got many whistles and cheers herself. "Hmmm. The judges have decided it is too close to call, and have suggested a second stage of competition." The cloaked figure said, a smile peering out from under the hood. "Good." Altima mumbled under her breath, a fake smile still plastered on her face. "I finally get to stab him. After watching him prance around like that, I plan on aiming good and lo-" "The suggestion is that both of you use your powers to change into your higher forms...That is, Kuja's Tranced form and Altima's Arch Angel form...and that those forms then be judged." "AUUUGGGHHH!" Altima wailed out, utterly disgusted, stunned and frustrated. She knew that the only reason she had a chance up to this point was the fact that she appealed to people that Kuja didn't...and in that form, she couldn't have appealed to Sheena Lepant or Edge Eblan. Disgusted, she tossed down her daggers, and stalked over to the exit. Before leaving, she glared up at the cloaked judge and said simply "If I ever find out who you are, I will crush you into the dirt, then have you ressurected, just so I can do it again.". "Aren't you worried about that?" Rolf Landale said to the cloaked figure, who was finally pulling off his hood. "Not one bit. I don't think she remembers my existance." "But let this be a lesson to you, son." Georg Prime said to Rolf, smiling. "A true warrior always wins. Eventually." Altima: 26
Barbarossa vs Lazlo
Sei Barbarossa entered the ring, adorned with his full armor and his sword in hand. With a brief flourish, he raised his blade into the sky as the Sovereign Rune flashed with power, summoning a Golden Hydra to battle for him. The Golden Hydra roared with might and glowered upon the nameless Hero, silently promising him much pain before the match was over. In response, Hero4 stuck two fingers into his mouth and whistled, summoning an army of ravenous mushrooms that immediately overwhelming the Golden Hydra with many, many, many toothpick stabs before attacking Barbarossa. And thus, the battle ended, amidst high-pitched cheers of joy and horrified cries of "Oh my God, my ankles!" Barbarossa: 21 
Ayame vs Nina Wyndia
Infinity They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, right? Well, that's true in the DL too! Well, Ayame might not think so, having lost to Nina2 previously, and getting similarly defeated by Nina1 this week. Then again, when has a 'ninja' known anything? Ayame: 18 Dunefar
Thursday vs Dryst
Dunefar Let's look at this logically. Thursday is a SUPER ROBOT! Zoom! Bleem! How awesome is that? His lasers and flying fists will overcome almost anyone! But! On the horizon...the Super Tyrant! Perhaps the only thing cooler than a SUPER ROBOT, a really cool tyrant that takes over a continent! Uh oh, Thursday! Watch out for that scythe! Thursday: 13 
Emelia vs Jenova
superaielman It took Emelia upwards of sixteen seasons or so to get a match. Asellus, Red, Fuse, T260G, and TimeLord have all come and gone while he waits. Finally, the time has come for her to make her entrance to the arena... ..And get splattered in a turn by Jenova's stop. Damn, tough break. Emelia: 15
Bowman Jean vs Dalton
SageAcrin Sometimes, life just burns you. Bowman had loaded up on his Pills, suited up in the best armor money could buy, shined up his gauntlets, and was ready for a fight. He sauntered in, hearing the shrieks of his female fans and all the people cheering him on, oblivious to a darkening shadow overhead. Then Dalton landed the refurbished Blackbird on him. Which then exploded. (Dalton tried fixing it himself.) Unfortunatly, the judges decided that this was a self-destructive attack by a boss, which allows them to win in their games, and gave Dalton the win. Ah, well. Bowman will get all the sexy nurses babying him, while Dalton will have really ugly toadies taking care of him.... Bowman Jean: 30 superaielman
Tengaar vs Ursula
SageAcrin With the history of the Duelling League being what it has, it's really small wonder that Ursula took special precautions before this match started. (Tengaar was too busy browbeating Hix to think about it.) Tengaar was getting not only frustrated, as her Earthquake barely stunned Ursula, but she was also getting extremely burnt from Elfire, and was considering just giving up instead of being...ah, burnt out. However, as Ursula started to strike again, a brilliant flash of light engulfed the arena. Placing a dozen men in the middle of it, encased in a glowing cube of light. Ursula, only barely startled, still held her book of Elfire, smiled coldly, and called out to Tengaar. "Girl, these...men were trying to set up something. Specifically, those." Ursula said, pointing to the walls, where, indeed, small, hardly noticable holes could be seen in the walls. "I'm not fond of getting soaked just to make some perverts happy, are you?" Tengaar, stunned, peered into the box. Hiro, Zidane, Sneff, Sten, Zelos, and... "HIX!? What are you...I...What..." Tengaar spluttered, furiously. "How about a deal? You call the match, and we'll just both take care of...these." Ursula said, smiling wickedly. "....Deal." Tengaar said, preparing to cast an Earthquake at a horrified Hix... Tengaar: 21 
Kanon vs Odin
SageAcrin Legendary heroes can't stand up to the power of science! ...Wait, they do that all the time. I mean, people shoot them and blast them with lasers and detonate them in massive explosions. ...I guess Odin's defective. Kanon: 32 
Lucca Ashtear vs Zoah
superaielman You may have been turned to cinder by Flare and embarassed by a teenaged girl, but at least you're still a rock superstar, Zoah. Keep telling yourself that as the burns heal, at least.. Lucca Ashtear: 58
Reis Dular vs Jogurt
NeolChandler Well now, Jogurt vs Reis.. So in other terms it's a hamster with a helmet, vs Dragon girl.. Well now, I'm done. I'm sure you all guess the outcome already. Reis Dular: 53 Draco Ignifer
Badrach vs Aeris Gainsborough
SageAcrin Badrach, realizing he would have a hard time beating a woman with large amounts of healing with his...rather mediocre fighitng skills, decided to try a smear campaign on Aeris. Soon, people throughout the DL were whispering that Aeris had offered to sell her escort services (Or, as she put it, "dates") to anyone she found randomly, for simple services. However, there were two problems with this. One, people had been whispering this from day 1. Actually, more than whispering. Every member of FF7's cast had published books (Ranging from Cloud's "How I Learned To Accept Being A Lunatic, And You Can Too!" to Heidegger's "Politics For Dummies" to Yuffie's "Origami Made Easy".), they have a movie deal in the works for a sequal, and they even have action figures. No part of ANY Final Fantasy 7 character's life is at all secret. Two, Aeris just called up Lenneth Valkyrie, who was quite willing to give her every part of Badrach's records. Aeris promptly posted them on an anonymous website, which detailed everything from him selling people into slavery, to fencing stolen panties from DL women's rooms, to attempting to convince Justin that he could make a killing in investing in the SEBEC corporation. (The fact that he failed may well be more damning than the fact that he tried.) The end results was Badrach getting his knees broken before he could make it to the Arena, and having to forfeit. Oh, and a few dozen bill collectors contacting him. Oh, and a pending lawsuit from the cast of Super Mario RPG, for 1.2 Million Coins, for being a party in a recent abduction of Princess Peach. Bowser was especially angered over that, it ticks him off when people besides him steal the princess. Badrach: 7 
Hrist Valkyrie vs Nanami
chipstick85 Hrist heard that she and Yogurt were in the opening week of the season together. She quickly ran check the postings, knowing that if she got Jogurt she could win a match. Upon arriving at the postings Hrist saw that she wasn't matched with the little fuzzball... reaching into her pocket and pulling out her razor, Hrist went back to her bathroom. Hrist Valkyrie: 9 Dunefar
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Miluda Folles vs Karyl Sheeden
Scar This was never a match. Karyl, who does have pity for those less fortunate then himself just sings a soothing melody for Miluda who falls instantly asleep from the graceful song. Although, after she falls asleep Karyl does take the oppurtunity to place an unfolded newspaper over her and call the Red Cross to come and "help" her. He thought that would go better for his reputation then hitting her over the head with his Lute. Miluda Folles: 20
The Super Equity Friends Draco Ignifer Poor Loki. First he gets tied up in the bottom of the earth with a snake dripping acid on his face... then he manages to cause Ragnarok only to have everything he's strived for undone by Goddess whose technically a bit higher on the divine totem pole than the Janitor God... And now, he gets to be "baptized" by Joachim. Heroes: 33 Loki: 18 Thepanda
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