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Week 1 - Eliminations




Kefka (FF6) Kefka vs Anastasia Valeria Anastasia Valeria (WA2)

Hate Hate Hate
Poor Anastasia.

If she came at a later date,she may have had a chance. But do to month after month of losing on Kefka's side, he is MAD.

And when Kefka gets MAD, somebody is going to DIE!

Kefka: 56
Anastasia Valeria: 15

RadLink5
Sure Anastasia can do huge damage to Kefka thanks to Impulse but is there a single person out there faster than Kefka? I should think not. Kefka will crush Anastasia before she gets to attack a second time.

nightmare975
Dude, Cefca must win! (PS, for all non-Japanese folk out there, Cefca is his real name.)

dark_yamiyugi
Hello, ladies and gents. Sorry that I couldn't vote for a few years. Anyways, if Kefka could get the chance to transform into his final form, then he'll have a REALLY nice edge!




Nate Nanjo (Pers) Nate Nanjo vs Endora Endora (OB)

superaielman
As the ruler of BtS with a long history of DL successes to boast of, Nate Nanjo commands any and everyone who comes across his path. Even the fearsome Necron was barely able to contain his blistering sword skills.

However, even the most imperious of rulers has it's match. Nate's mastery of the school yard and BtS arena is one thing, but Endora's blood reign shattered thousands of lives and destroyed an entire system of kingdoms.

As much as Nate's dominated for once by an opponent's mental game, the actual duel itself is quite possibly ugiler. Nate, for all of his brilliant defensive tricks, has one little flaw. Darkness magic. So little, it only happens on the rarest of occasions. The strongest and rarest of all elements..

The one that the Black Queen was forged in, at the hands of Rashidi. Looks like Nate's 'one little flaw' is about to be blown up into a giant problem, focused into a pair of metoers, and crashing into him before he can so much as raise his sword to defend himself.

Nate Nanjo: 11
Endora: 37


Jecht (FFX) Jecht vs Terra Branford Terra Branford (FF6)

Xeroma
Jecht versus ITD? And even under strict views there is always Drain?


AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Jecht: 18
Terra Branford: 68


Rubicant (FF4) Rubicant vs Yuna Yuna (FFX)

mepmep
Yuna steps into the arena not receiving the most polite of remarks... apparently who abuse of powerful Aeons has made her unpopular with the fans. Being a High Summoner means that Yuna must keep the people happy and keep herself liked... the only solution is to beat her opponent without using Aeons.

As soon as Yuna finds out that she is facing a one trick pony that she is faster than she laughs her ass off and wins easily with fire ward, curaga, and holy.

Rubicant: 18
Yuna: 68

dark_yamiyugi
Well, considering Yuna is a Summoner, she can summon Bahamut, King of Dragons, to help her kick Rubicant's Fiend-like ASS!





Claude Kenni (SO2) Claude Kenni vs Hiro Hiro (Lunar2)

superaielman
Two young men, masters of all things swordlike. Two young men, who try and save their world.

Two young men who don't wish to battle to the death in the arena. Two young men with blue haired, naive, nubile girlfriends with a noted adversion to clothing..

---

"Hiro, are you sure this okay?"

.."Claude? You're sure no one will see this?"

"..Bah. And you're sure this will get me closer to Vyse, you pervert?"

Edge just smiled. "Ladies. No worries. This is just a private way to settle a fight. Your boyfriends won't be hurt, and Piastol, you'll get the information you so seek after this." Edge bowed to the girls, and led Claude and Hiro out of the enclosed room.

The guys walked to an ajoining room with a one way mirror, that showed all the action in the blitzball arena. In the room stood two dozen of the DL's finest perverts and men, all waiting for a chance at a free show. Edge quickly called for quiet. Without a word, he pushed the button, and the room with the girls began filling with water.

A cheer erupted among the men as the water first hit the girls. See, they were wearing clothing.. just all of it white. The ninja prince raised his hand once more. Instead of a Catclaw, a beer rested in his hand, and a cigar sat in his mouth. "Boys, it's truly a great day for us. With thanks to Jecht, who sadly couldn't be here, for providing us with the blitzball arena.. well, hell. You see for yourself. Enjoy the show! Be sure to thank Claude and Hiro for this idea!"

Edge sat down next to Claude and Hiro, to a large ovation. "This was brilliant." Slapping the duo on their backs, Edge just grinned and took a pull from his drink. "You two wanna settle this? Much as we all won here, only one of you can win the match." Claude and Hiro both put down their drinks, and held out their hands.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

Claude hand's stood in a fist, while Hiro, smirking, had a his hand out flat. Edge shook Hiro's hand. "You're the winner. Nice fight, Claude." The two boys shook hands. Hiro went to go watch the.. show in the other room, while Claude stayed seated. Leaning forward, he fired off a quick question at Edge.

"What sort of info did you get for Piastol?"

Edge grinned, and put his feet up on the table, his face glowing with good humor. "Vyse's room number. I spoke the truth.. kind of. She'll get closer to him now!"

Claude Kenni: 24
Hiro: 49

dark_yamiyugi
HA! I say not Claude. GO HIRO!




Roufas (Saga) Roufas vs Baralai Baralai (FFX-2)

SageAcrin
*A day before the match.*

"Hey, outta the way!" Rikku said, smashing into someone leaning up aganst a wall in a hallway, in a rush to watch the disco dance contest.

"Well, doesn't that beat all. I'd figure you'd be more polite to me after last time." Rei said, brushing the dust off of himself. "It didn't pay then, now did it?"

"You!? Because of you, I had to work six weeks in this place! Paine made me buy her another stupid sword, so I didn't even have anything to show for massaging Zidane all that time! Why should I be polite to you?" She said angrily.

"Because last time, you had that happen to you? Hah, you're nothing but a burden to your friends anyhow." "What!?"

"Hey, what's going on, Rei...and who...oh, is this the person Momo got the airship loaned from?" Nina said, walking up to the pair.

"Momo? That stupid bunny rabbit ditz rigged that match so that she could get her hands on the airship, and forced me into agreeing to that bet!" Rikku yelled angrily. "Then I had Paine choke me because of it! Ugh! You'll see! I'll make sure my friends never lose again! That'll show you burden!" Rikku said, storming off.

"...Rei, what did you just do?" Nina said, fluttering her rainbow-colored wings.

"I think....I think I just made Baralai lose. I just remembered he had a match tomorrow." Rei said, staring after the scantily-clad girl. "Doesn't that beat all. I need to go talk to Setzer about placing a bet on that." He said, walking off...

*The next day.*

"Well, I guess it's time to fight." Baralai said, pulling out his staff.

"It was time to fight before you tried for five minutes to convince me not to." Roufas said, yawning and pulling out his sword. "Well, let's get on with this."

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"I'll show Rei. I'll show him good!" Rikku yelled, as the massive Machina Maw lept onto the rim of the open-air arena. "All I have to do is just blast Roufas from here. It's simple, I've blasted people with this thing a hundred times." she said, ignoring the massive spray of stone rubble her passing showered upon the nearby crowd. "Just fire both cannons at him, and some missiles, and he'll be a shattered statue. Then Baralai will thank me, and I can rub it in on that stupid Rei, and..."

"Um, excuse me." "Oh, be quiet." Rikku said, preparing to fire off both of the massive Machina's cannons and it's missile pods at Roufas. "There, now just a few more seconds.."

"...you just hit me in the head with a boulder, and now you're going to fire a pair of cannons and a pack of missiles down where they can hit the crowd?" Citan said, looking at the strange girl. "Yep!" She said, grinning.

In a flash, Citan unsheathed his sword, then quickly returned it to it's sheath, an action that Rikku evidently didn't even notice, just as the missiles fired...

"Wha? What the...heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!" She shrieked, as the recoil from the missile pods shoved her backwards over the edge, the upper body of the massive machine falling off it's severed legs.

"...wonderful. It never occured to me she'd get a shot off like that." Citan said, adjusting his glasses, and watching the pack of missiles sail at a somewhat higher, somewhat altered trajectory. "Well, at least she won't rig the match the way she wanted." He said, watching most of the missiles plow into Baralai, smashing him into a wall, quite unconcious.

"Well, it could have been worse. It could have been in a match people cared about." Citan said with a sigh, looking at the sparse crowd...

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"You can't be serious." Paine said.

"She really did it." Rei said, shaking his head.

"And now she has amnesia from having a machina fall on her head?" Yuna said, looking at Rikku's bandaged head.

"Not....quite. She seems to think she's someone else, actually." Momo said, with a sigh.

"...Chu? Why are all chu talking about me?" Rikku mumbled sleepily...

Roufas: 27
Baralai: 15


Kanon (WA2) Kanon vs Fayt Leingod Fayt Leingod (SO3)

AAA
Fayt, used to just hopping around Side-Kicking all over the place, apparently didn't realize that range wasn't a issue here.

Which my explanation, anyway, of how Kanon managed to catch his leg mid Side-Kick and Eagle Claw him right in the face.

Well, DL medics are the absoulute best, and he probably won't have any scars. Besides the ones on his pride, of course.

Welcome to the DL, Fayt.

Kanon: 28
Fayt Leingod: 24


Max (SF1) Max vs Neifirst Neifirst (PS2)

SageAcrin
Well, actually, this match could have been good.

Unfortunatly, Max was foolish enough to accept an invitation to Neifirst's house.

It seems she'd offered to throw the match if he'd just come visit her. It sounded so simple.

Unfortunatly, Neifirst's house is a massive sprawling installation known as Climatrol. Which requires a fetch quest even to get in to.

By the time Max got out, four seasons later, it was not only too late to get to the match, but his entire room had been cleaned out by Slade, no one recognized him until he shaved off the beard, and Tao had dumped him for Torasu.

Poor guy.

Well, he did manage to get some satisfaction, by stealing her clothes when he finally got to the top of Climatrol, and handing them out to random perverts for free...Neifirst tried just bashing people's faces off and taking the clothes back, but it turned out that Max had made a one per person rule, which basically meant half the Duelling League was either wearing or fondling something she wore...

Max: 24
Neifirst: 26




Ryudo (G2) Ryudo vs Aila Aila (S3)

AAA
Poor Aila. Just got in and immediately gets Ryudo for a draw. Well, it's pretty clear. Even if Ryudo's shots of Sky Dragon Slash don't off Aila(and that's a pretty big if), he can shrug off any of her attacks and Deal punishing damage in turn.

Such is the fate of Suikdoen characters that stray out of Middle and Light, I guess.

Ryudo: 43
Aila: 20


Elaine (S3) Elaine vs Mizuki Mizuki (S4)

Sei
Getting increasingly annoyed at the speedy Mizuki evading her spells, Elaine did something very stupid and casted Breath of Ice.

Very stupid that is... until you noticed where she was actually aiming at.

Mizuki didn't, and thus, she didn't see the patch of ice on the ground before she skidded her way out of the ring.

Elaine: 27
Mizuki: 25


Eileen (S1) Eileen vs Vivi Ornitier Vivi Ornitier (FF9)

Cmdr_King
The arena was positively swelling with energy. Partly because Vivi has one of the biggest followings in the multiverse. Mostly because Eileen looks far too young to have a child Sheena's age and possesses a classic beauty. Several reports state that the 'pervert bubble' was the sight of several lightning-induced burns, the young Lepant apparently taking exception to the activities of his cohorts in this case.
The Matriarch of the Lepant clan, however, took one look at her opponent and forfeited, apparently unwilling to take up arms against a child.
Having several children of his own, one can assume Vivi isn't actually a child, but this apparently isn't public knowledge, much to his advantage.

Eileen: 18
Vivi Ornitier: 54


Blanca (SH2) Blanca vs Taya Taya (SF2)

SageAcrin
It was a dog-eat-dog battle, really.

Taya was finding it a hairy match, certainly. Summoning is ruff when you have a dog attacking you, and she was getting hot under the collar about it. Unleashing her power wasn't doing enough, and really, stick beats weren't going to fetch Blanca around.

Blanca was raising a howl, of course, but he was made of tougher bark than the silly girl. He'd lick his wounds, heal, and come back with a snarl. Soon, he had made Taya flea, and proven he was top dog.

Really, though, this was predictable. After all, Blanca's been beaten with worse than a cane, nein?

Blanca: 30
Taya: 19

thed
There Taya was with sf and the Fiend of Chaos, when Blanca came to contend, but to this point when one examines realism, one is faced with a choice: either reject cultural dematerialism or conclude that the collective is part of the defining characteristic of truth, but only if consciousness is interchangeable with narrativity; otherwise, we can assume that the raison d'etre of the battle is significant form. Though Jeff Campbell suggests the use of realism to attack sexism forwarding the cause of Blanca, I still see Taya emerging victorious.





Rude (FF7) Rude vs Mukumuku Mukumuku (S2)

Sei
Mukumuku landed in the arena, his back turned to Rude, and his crimson cape flapping in a manner very reminiscent of a dark, angsty, brooding hero.

"Mu!" squeaked the squirrel.

"Hello!" translated Badeux, who had been assigned as a judge for this match.

"Mu mumu muumuumu!" whispered the sentai hero, as he slowly turned his head to face Rude.

"My name is Mukumuku!" uttered the beast talker for those who didn't speak squirrel.

"Mu MUMUMUMUMU!!!" shouted the caped crusader, while dramattically pointing an accusing finger at the bald martial artist.

"You KILLED MY PARTNER!" repeated Badeaux, eerily mimicking the tone and pitch of the small mammal perfectly.

"Mu mu mu mUUUUUUUUUUU~" shrieked the animal star, as he rocketed straight up into the sky, and disappeared in a soft flash of light.

"Prepare to dIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE~" finished the old man, as he and the rest of the judges awarded the match to Rude.

Retracting his foot, the Turk nodded to the judges and walked away.

Rude: 65
Mukumuku: 13


Nikki (CC) Nikki vs Algus Sadalfas Algus Sadalfas (FFT)

Sei
Now, I'm sure you'd think that a soldier trained in sword and bow would win against a musician. After all, one is well versed in the art of making the other guy stop moving, while the other only writes verses well (sometimes, when he feels like it, which isn't often).

However, that thinking ignores one very important fact.

See, while Algus is experienced in taking a person's life, he isn't that experienced in taking music done with a noise level that rivals a squadron of F-16s taking off at the same time.

One long number of hard rockin' later, and the poor squire fell to the ground, his eyes a-rolling, his mouth a-frothing, and his ears a-bleeding.

Nikki: 45
Algus Sadalfas: 32


Relm Arrowny (FF6) Relm Arrowny vs Radius Radius (CC)

Sei
An old hermit and a naughty little girl. I'm pretty sure you can imagine what happens when these two meet.

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That's right, a good old switching! After one painful, humiliating, and painfully humiliating minute with Radius' staff, Relm was quite ready to concede.

Relm Arrowny: 36
Radius: 39


Solt (CC) Solt vs Etna Etna (Disgaea)

Hate Hate Hate
I'll say it right now, pitting ANYONE against a Marl Series character means DEATH. They max out at level 9999 with their stats in the MILLIONS.

Besides,look at Etna's picture. She's ANGRY,and you won't like her when she's angry.

Solt: 4
Etna: 60

SUPER HOT
~Grefter, consumer of infants


Cmdr_King
It was truly a stunning performance from all involved.
Zidane and Lucia took the floor first, the enchanting musk of her aroma therapy already in evidence. As per usual, Zidane opened with a victorious leap. Unfortunately, a spontaneous gateway to the very bowels of Hell Itself opened up, sucking the pair to an appropirately painful immediate future. The official records claim the cause to be Elves.
Using his own magical prowess to light the way, Magus proved a dark and broodingly dashing pole around which Jean could go through her paces, groving to Magus' potent Magicks and the sheer sexy of his gloved hand. An impressive performance.
Fei and Flea took the stage, shockingly confident. Sadly for their chances, before the first Yamidancekei could work its magic, an angry mob stumbled their way onto the stage, crushing Fei and critically wounding Flea's ego.
Finally, the couple everyone had come to see, Todd 'the Afro' Dukakis and Miss Bad Bonnet herself, Elena. Todd's holy disco powers were in peak form, and God and Mortal alike bowed to his prowess. The Songstress, meanwhile, seemed to have sprouted since her last public appearance, possessing a grace and beauty most would have thought beyond her. Aided by Todd's divine touch, the two naturally stole the show, taking home a lovely jeweled Disco Ball.
---
"Did you enjoy yourself Mistress Maya."
"Shh! Wait until I'm out of the bonnet! We can't give ourselves away now!"
"But won't the real Elena be missed?"
"Hardly. She's on a nice, quiet vacation. I promised to help her 'promote' her new book, "The Geohound- A story of Betrayal". Not that we will, but it did save me being caught buying it."
"Devious as ever. It is quite the jewel though."
She smiled broadly. "Yup. Definitely the best haul we've ever had."


Lucia and Zidane: 14
Jean and Magus: 23
Fei and Flea: 7
Elena and Todd: 26

Zenthor
A lot can be said about a battle of disco.

In the maelstrom of afros, strange clothing, stylish hair, evil magic, hermaphrodytes and calculators trapped in the bodies of little girls, there's one key thing you must remember.

Disco is the most hateful genre of music around. Thus, the lamest shall always prevail when the ball starts spinning and the floor starts flashing. Lucia's "loose lips" convince the judges to give the victory to her team.

...Zidane's "loose lips", however, convince them otherwise. So who shall get the trophy?

Easy. What better exemplifies disco than a man with breasts? Flea wins. Fei wins by association.

But alas, Fei's associaton also makes them losers, so despite the clause of lameness stated above, Flea has been disqualified.

So what do we have now? Elena and Todd, the queens of disco themselves, and Magus and Jean. While Todd and Elena have the style, they certainly don't have the dance moves, and since neither team is lamer than the other, and all have correct genetalia, that's what it comes down to. Jean's dancing and Magus' Macarena Magic make them this dance competition's winners.

That, and GHAW. Green Hair Always Wins. Duh, you should know that by now.