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Ryu vs Melfice
Sei (SCENE: A dark room similar to those used by people discussing affairs most secret and devious, which, incidentally, these people were. Oddly dressed figures lounged around the area, some standing, some seated, some sprawled over couches. All however, were intently listening to the figure currently speaking.) STATELY-DRESSED FIGURE: So, we are all in agreement then? Yuri and crew have been manipulating all things perverted in the DL. Well, I say it's about time we show everyone what we can do. SHORT FIGURE: That's nice, but what are we supposed to do? It's not like it's easy to do something like they do... HALF-NAKED FIGURE: Actually darling, I have an idea. I'll just need help from some of our friends... STATELY-DRESSED FIGURE: Oh really? Please, do tell... --- Ryu knew that something wrong was going to happen on this day. Maybe it was because the arena was filled to the capacity with females. Maybe it was because said females seemed to be sporting cameras and video cameras. Maybe it was because Millenia, Deneb, and Edea were the judges today, and all three looked very, very eager about something. He wasn't sure exactly what it would be, but he had this nagging feeling that he's going to wish that he never left bed by the time his match was over. The fact that his opponent didn't come with his usual confident swagger worried him even more. "Let's just end this quickly." Melfice muttered. No laughs, no taunts. Hoo boy. The bell rang, and the Horn of Valmar immediately unleashed a Wailing Soul Slash while Ryu prepared to transform. Letting the move wash over him, Ryu allowed the Dragon Gene to consume him and... "NOW!" "Agh! What-?" Ryu blinked at the sound of Melfice's surprised scream, shortly before he felt something puncture him. Staring down, he saw a rather large syringe sticking out of his arm. He plucked it out, then looked at Melfice to make sure that, yes, a similar syringe had also struck his arm. He wondered what that was all about... ...shortly before flowers and stars and cherry blossoms and fireworks filled his vision as a pink hue seemed to cover the very atmosphere. He suddenly felt very warm, and his breathing ragged as he gazed into the sparkling eyes of Melfice, who was also gazing back into his with a slight blush across his handsome face and... --- "My compliments to Luccia. That is some, damn potent aphrodisiac she cooked up." Anastasia Valeria mused while she watched the little entertainment in the ring. "I'll say! Whoo! Yeah!" Anastasia Romanov screamed as much as her little lungs could while gleefully recording the events with a camcorder. "Oh do sit down, darling. There are some people here who wants to watch the floor show, you know." Said Celine while she munched on some popcorn. "You know, while this is all fun and all, how will we decide who wins the match?" the Russian princess wondered while she returned to her seat. Suddenly, there was a rumble, a splash, and the dull thump of a body hitting the wall. There was a moment of silence as everyone stared at the now drenched ring. "...well, that answers that." the young Romanov blinked as she watched a worried, chocolate covered Ryu stumble out of the ring towards where the unconscious and similarly chocolate covered Melfice had crashed. "I wonder who used the pudding cannon?" "I think... she did." The Expelian sorceress said while pointing at Rinoa, who was currently getting pummeled by those around her for ending that day's entertainment prematurely. "Ah well, that turned out to be a quickie." Anastasia said while standing up. "Now let's get out of here before those two come to their senses and realize what happened." Ryu: 41
KOS-MOS vs Fenril
Sei A dragoon has not felt more emasculated Than poor ol' Fenril in this battle most fated Her divine sword did she compare To robot guns that drew her stare And with shame-filled tears, she evacuated KOS-MOS: 37
Lyon vs Antenora
SageAcrin *A day before the match.* "What do you mean, I'll need luck?" Antenora said, sipping some wine. "Well, unless you listen to me." Caina said. "Your opponent's defensive, he nulls all the little tricks you have-a pity, shutting him up would make this battle quite simple-and he happens to counter everything you do. This isn't a good situation." "I'll make it through anyways." Antenora said dismissively. "But wouldn't you rather not have most of your bones broken in the process?" Caina said. "...A point. Well?" "Well, all people have a weakness, and I happen to have found Lyon's." Caina said, tossing a book onto the table. " "Dragon Quest Magic For Dummies, co-written by Cristo, Jessica, Hero, Hero, Hero and Hero." " Antenora said, reading the cover. "...um..." "I'll explain. Trust me, this shouldn't be hard to incorporate into your skills." --- The battle started simply enough. Lyon and Antenora traded blows, Lyon using his trademark Naglfar while laughing evilly, while Antenora continued blasting him with Ephemeron. Then Lyon, after a blast, blinked at something he saw out of the corner of his eye. Eirika! In the arena with him!? But they'd said she had a restraining order on him! She even had a Godlike guarding her door! Lyon gasped, and rushed towards her, ignoring the battle entirely for something that was much more important to him, as he rushed towards her. Then he slammed facefirst into an arena wall. Dazed, he looked around, and saw her again, this time, up in the stands. Quickly leaping to his feet, he jumped into the stands, and rushed to embrace her. As the crowd watched, Sephiroth efficiently impaled Lyon just before he embraced him, and slashed him off the sword, sending him soaring into the air to smash into the arena ground, quite dead. --- "...Okay, so I owe you." Antenora said. "Hmhm. I told you. A mind that weak is easily afflicted by illusion magic, and Surround is quite a simple spell to incorporate into what is essentially a large flash of statusing light anyways." Caina said, softly laughing. Lyon: 22
Jaffar vs Artur
Tide Jaffar is faster, has crappy Res and crappy Luck. Artur has more range, has crappy Def and crappy Luck. Seems close. However, Jaffar lives his life killing people for a living. Artur meanwhile, lives his life in a remote village somewhere destroying the suck that is FE8 randoms. This won't end well for Artur. Jaffar: 45 hellopatrickstard00d@yahoo.com
Epic Joou Ranbu The two powerful minions of darkness stood there. Ready to fight. It would be an epic clash of unimaginable power. It would be... A KARAOKE CONTEST. Not only that, a COSPLAYING KARAOKE CONTEST. Milon Z channeled into the powers of Barbrilon Ztreizand. Evil Gaia assumed the Evil Gaia Midler custom persona. The damp, dark cave was turned into an auditorium for people to watch and cheer. (Well, actually they were slavedriven peasants brought from random Shining Force towns who were threatened with a swarm of lesbian Pegasus Knights in case they didn't attend, but hey!) With the ambience ready and a crowd for the feast, it was time for the sing-out! The judge (a cute random Dragon Quest VIII Slime who needed some cash) flipped a coin to see who would sing first. The coin fell... and bounced over the slime. Then it fell to the ground. Tails. That was Gaia Midler's cue. Gaia Midler raised its voice to the mike. "HELLO, DARLINGS! TONIGHT..." -and Gaia Midler did a fast spin. She/he/it switched to a red, tight, cleavage-happy dress. The hair was scant red, arranged in a way that made it seem like a giant chantilly fudge. The over-the-top makeup covered the monster's face in pink and red. And Gaia was... standing over a floating broom. "I WILL SING A CLASSIC CALLED 'I PUT A SPELL ON YOU', FROM THE DISNEY HIT MOVIE. I WILL BEWITCH YOU ALL. HIT IT, KARAOKE MACHINE!". And the cheesy keyboard-toned music began, soon being followed by Gaia Midler's grotesque voice. "I PUT A SPELL ON YOU AND NOW YOU'RE MINE. YOU CAN'T STOP THE THINGS I DO. I AIN'T LYYYYYIN'. IT'S BEEN 300 YEARS RIGHT DOWN TO THE DAY, NOW THE WITCH IS BACK AND THERE'S HELL TO PAY. I PUT A SPELL ON YOU AND NOW YOU'RE MIIIIIINE! HELLO, SALEM! MY NAME'S WINIFRED, WHAT'S YOURS? I PUT A SPELL ON YOU AND NOW YOU'RE GONE. (GONE GONE GONE SO LONG!) MY WHAMMY FELL ON YOU AND IT WAS STRONG. (SO STRONG SO STRONG SO STRONG) YOUR WRETCHED LITTLE LIVES HAVE ALL BEEN CURSED, 'CAUSE OF ALL THE WITCHES WORKING I'M THE WORST! I PUT A SPELL ON YOU AND NOW YOU'RE MINE! [WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!] IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, YOU'D BETTER GET SUPERSTITIOUS. ASK MY SISTERS! OOH, SHE'S VICIOUS! I PUT A SPELL ON YOU.... I PUT A SPELL ON YOU. SISTERS!" - *SLAP SLAP.* - what was that sound? Gaia Midler stopped singing for a moment, all the arrangements halted. The audience, which was either cowering in terror or singing along already (hey, what else.), also trancedly stood silent. Just to see a fat, vaguely bald man holding a pistol slapping his ass and taunting in some direction. Then, he ran away gleefully. That bizarre incident beyond the walls, Midler re-enticed its public. "AH SAY ENTO PI ALPHA MABI UPENDI AH SAY ENTO PI ALPHA MABI UPENDI IN COMMA CORIYAMA IN COMMA CORIYAMA AY, AY, AYE, AYE, SAY BYE-BYYYYYYYYYYYE!" *CRASH.* Yes. *CRASH.*. Suddenly, a very large truck tore through the walls, smashing both Evil Gaia Midler and Milon Ztreizand (who, poor thing, never had a shot to sing "Don't Rain In My Parade"...) up and into Brahne's S&M Tower of Torture. The truck's door opened, just to reveal the figure of a gentle, blind, sickly songstress accompanied by a bird. She tumbled through the crowd, nodding and vaguely scratching her head. - Wait... isn't this the ice-cream parlor? Suo? Did I do a wrong turn? And the crowd cheered. Milon: 8 Evil_Gaia: 16 Shiho: 32 Tide
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