Week 5 - Semifinals
Kefka vs Fou-Lu
Imperial
There will be no questions asked. There will be no upset. There will be no fluke. Fou-Lu will use Tyrant and Kefka will counter accordingly. However, his counter will need to be twice as strong for the clown to pull out a victory.
Fou-Lu, end the reign of Kefka.
Kefka: 35
Fou-Lu: 62
foufanman
fou lu wins another championship
thou art pathetic... clown
theoldguyspeaks
fou-lu has won another championship
metalfushi
Kefka and fou-lu both are great combatents, both could kill armies without losing a wink of sleep. However in this fight of horror movies going awry. Kefka would in my eyes be in the winner's circle not because of power or of intelligence but because of you can do a lot more when your clinically insane.
Purim vs Hugo
SageAcrin
A stunned crowd.
Blood, everywhere.
The sound of Hugo's head hitting the ground.
What mighty blow could have felled him as soon as the match started?
As the blood from Hugo's nose seeped onto the ground, Purim, now topless, ran giggling up into the stands, and promptly sat in the lap a stunned Sephiroth, giggling, playing with his hair, and calling him a "hotty".
It turns out that Purim, while having the intelligence to think of the perfect way to fell Hugo-namely, taking her shirt off and letting the fact that her opponent is a young, inexperienced-with-women teenage male do the rest-she lacked the courage to pull it off, so she unfortunately took the advice of others, and got roaring drunk.
Ultimately, this worked out fine for everyone. Hugo got to see a woman half-naked, and as such only resisted the urgings of various perverts to join their ranks with a great mental effort and some slaps upside the head from Sgt. Joe.
All the perverts, who had been planning a major strike on the woman's locker room, were satisfied. For now.
And Purim woke up hours later, still sans top, somehow in the ventilation ducts near the Suikoden male bedrooms, with no recollection of how she got there. Upon later examination, Sephiroth had evidently given her his number.
He likes fangirls.
Purim: 45
Hugo: 32
Lucian vs Jerin
Pyro
Round Rip Saber!
Champion!
Round Rip Saber!
Champion!
Round Rip Saber!
Champion!
Vulcan!
Round Rip Saber!
Champion!
...
Lucian deals more damage, but Jerin takes home the trophy after a long, grueling, ugly match. Ironic that Jerin's spell 'Champion' brings her a championship.
In other news, Lucian has been heard shouting "No more spousal abuse!" loudly at random. Looks like he took the wrong lesson from these finals. Also looks like he'll be getting a beating from the flat side of the Glance Reviver, as he isn't a mage and that isn't a spell.
Lucian: 29
Jerin: 35
Sophia Esteed vs Genis Sage
Grefter
After the story of Purim's victory and the final results finally got around someone got somewhat intrigued with just what it was the drove Purim into the ventilation ducts and the fascination with Suikoden males. Well after one of the contestants had one and the other was no where to be found an investigation was performed. The results are as follows.
One new bottle of Tequila was stolen from the League Bar and later found half full in a gutter near the Suikoden male locker room. One small top was found nearby. A ventilation grill was removed and had not been replaced. A sleeping topless youth was found inside sleeping of previously stated half bottle of Tequila. The name of the youth cannot be disclosed under youth protection laws.
In other news, Sophia won her match by default today.
Sophia Esteed: 39
Genis Sage: 33
jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Sophia's made the finals! This is a time to celebrate and Sophia wont hesitate to put the half-elf away, a Seraphic garb and boots of prowess make her defense high enough not to hurt and with quite a high intelligence through synthesis her magic would be too much for Genis to handle, Ironically Rena from the previous Star Ocean defeated an Amy Sage, took awhile to figure out who to vote for on that one but nonetheless Rena wont be the only Star Ocean charicter to have defeated someone with the last name "sage", finally she uses an ice spell then breaks Genis, after she wins Fayt shows up then Fayt takes her to Papa Gino's to celebrate her victory and realises how lucky he is to have such a wonderful cutie.
SuperSmashMaster
Let's compare Genis and Sophia in all the places it counts. He is intelligent, while she forgets to zip her pants when she puts them on. He has the magic of the elven race (or at least half of it) while she is a college girl/DiD. He has an Indignation Judgement, Tidal Wave and about 20 other powerful spells while she has 15 spells that take a minute to actually come into effect. I mean what person with sight actually gets hit with her Explosion or Blood Stylla for more than a second when she has no meat shield? She has a tiny little wand that can't cut butter and has a range so small, she gets a kendama to the brain if she tries anything at all, which would probably make her unable to cast magic or think for a while. Lastly, if they both run out of MP for some reason, she dies and he just stands there and laughs. So unless she forgets to zip up a different part of her clothes, hint-hint, she's got no chance. Oh, and before I forget, I actually like Sophia too, so I actually DO know what I'm talking about.
Extra
Sophia would have to many miscellenous magics (Symbols) to teach the smart kid that he ain't so smart after all, you need more then offense to win a magic battle
IhatethisCPU
I'm currently pretending that the Light final doesn't actually exist. Please leave your message at the sound of the beeping, you bastards! /_\>\'
Ye Shall Be As Dogs
~DomaDragoon
Grefter
The chaos of the several days after the dog rampage lead to a temporary tightening of freedoms today after an almost unanimous vote by all the people that count. A special squad of policemen will be patrolling the streets and upholding a curfew for both man and animlas in an attempt to prevent any further looting or arson taking place. They have been given KOS orders for anyone that tries to sing such songs as "Who let the dogs out" or anything by one Snoop Doggy Dog.
May our policemen be swift and brutal and such a catastrophic event never repeat itself.
Lucied: 11
Bo: 1
Blanca: 16
Suikodogs: 22
Chaos: 23
Flying Fun
~Terra Fanboy
SageAcrin
There is a simple fact in this match being overlooked.
None of the other competitors have the ability to recreate space and time to their liking.
So, while all the other people are taking off, Lenneth simply turned their main means of locomotion into various fowl.
(Yes, this could be called chicken of her. But she's not a dumb cluck, she knows that fowl play and winging it is a large part of the strategy of these birds, and she doesn't quail at using any means neccisary to duck out of a loss. She's not some dumb goose.)
Ultimately, this would come back to haunt her, later, as, soon after she crossed the finish line, a half-Esper giant albatross promptly nuked her into ashes. But hey, you can't have everything.
Besides, her and Lucian can be in the infirmary together, this way. There's nothing more romantic than that, is there?
Lenneth: 18
Terra: 15
Vyse: 14
Cloud: 7
Squall: 15
Setzer: 13
Draco Ignifer
Your average blimp is capable of speeds in the high double digits of MPH. If we just round it up to 100, we should get a pretty reliable figure for the Falcon.
The fastest bird ever recorded flew at a bit over 170 miles per hour. This was probably a dive, but since that's the best reliable figure for winged flight, we'll put that there. This is an appropriate figure for Lenneth, and since there's absolutely no data for Terra, she goes about there too. Which is faster? Doesn't matter - they're not in the fastest category.
A modern blimp is capable of high levels of flight - low hundreds. Normally, the Highwind would go there, but it has rockets, so we can probably increase it to 400 MPH safely. We should probably also put the Delphinus there. Which is faster? Doesn't matter - they're still not in the fastest category.
The Ragnarok is a spaceship. They have to be able to escape Earth's gravity, which requires acceleration of 11.2 kilometers per second. Converting this to MPH, we get just about 7 miles per second, or 25,200 miles per hour. According to the official schematics, however, it can go just a little bit faster than this - 26,000 miles per hour. Naturally, this isn't the typical flight speed, but given that the entire point of this exercise is a race, spending a bit under a minute and a half at maximum burn is a very reasonable strategy.
Can we go for a more reasonable competition next time? Like Omega Weapon vs. Joghurt in a duel to the death?
zero
Hmm, well, for the Flying Fun story, I know all about the speed of the Falcon and all, but let's face it, Squall just has to choose his destination, kick back for a nap and let the ship do the rest itself.
I'm a Cloud fan generally, but he doesn't stand a chance against the Ragnarok.
jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
On your marks, get set, GO! It looks like Terra takes a lead and holds it for quite awhile, but then another figure fly's past her, it's Superman! Who indeed finishes first, however being a shadow racer his winning doesnt count, and so Terra wins, followed by Squall in his Ragnarok, then Cloud, then the hidden boss Lenneth whos power normally exceeds all, then Setzer takes second to last to Vyse, who's ship malfunctioned and didnt make it past the finish.
UltraDude
The horn blew; the race had begun. Immediately, Lenneth and Terra took off, using their smaller size to get better acceleration. Shortly after, the Falcon and Highwind left the starting line, followed by the most lumbering competitors.
The problem? Lenneth and Terra would need to slow down to concentrate on a spell. Knowing this, they shot forward quickly hoping to get an early lead to keep, so that they would only have to deal with one another.
Of the others? Neither Setzer nor Squall had any weapons of any note on their ship, if they had any. The Highwind had proven via Cid's Limit Break proved that it had a healthy supply of missiles, but Cloud really had no idea how to do anything but fly the ship.
The Delphinus? The cannons and torpedoes could be fired without a drop in speed, and were both accurate and powerful, and a quick casting of Quika would allow it to reach speeds to match the competition. However, one weapon was all they needed. Setzer had made the mistake of making the course a straight line.
The audience was puzzled when the Delphinus simply stopped shortly after leaving the starting area. That was, until the front end opened up revealing the long, thick barrel of the Moonstone Cannon. The observers took cover as energy coalesced around the massive weapon, and fired out in a brutal stream of annihilation. The competition didn't even have time to let out any curse words of surprise before they were vaporized by the beam.
Thus, the Delphinus won the race relatively unnopposed, and everyone learned a useful life lesson.
Lenneth learned that pirates were something to be loathed. Terra learned that she should probably keep the orphans away from anything involving Setzer; seeing your foster mother vaporized in a beam of light can be traumatizing, to say the least. Cloud learned that impalement was not a fun thing to go through. Squall had already had the fact of his failure pounded into him, so he didn't really learn anything. Setzer... when does Setzer learn?
As for Vyse and his crew? They learned that as sweet as hidden treasure is, a prize earned through brute force is a hundred times better.
CompmanJX3
The Delphinus is faster.
The Delphinus has more firepower.
The Delphinus is piloted by Vyse.
The Delphinus wins.
Alanna82
When in doubt, pick the option of Cloud getting impaled
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