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Kefka vs Belial
Tide Seeing as its within the spirit of Christmas, the two insane godlikes decided to determine the match by the gifts they could give out. Kefka decided to hand out burning light of judgements to the poor, effectively giving them a warm and bright Christmas for the year. Belial however, decided to send Kefka a personal Christmas gift in the form of large tank to the head. And thus, both are winners as both have given and understood the true meaning of the holidays. But Belial advances since Kefka is effectively knocked out from a tank. Kefka: 43 Imperial
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Empyrea vs Luther Lansfeld
SageAcrin Strength. Speed. Stamina. Luther's avatar, crafted by the finest mind in the world-himself-had it all. His final gasp was that of annihilating the universe. What possible threat could a simple bird pose? --- "Why...won't...you...die...you...worthless...creature!?" Luther bellowed impotently. Empyrea simply chuckled. "...You know, this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't been so pompous about his plot powers." Kuja noted from his judges box. "I think Empyrea decided to use her 'I never died in a normal battle." plot power herself. Amusing." "Isn't that illegal?" Surt noted. "Of course." Citan said, with a shrug. "Just making sure. That worthless fool keeps threatening to delete me every time I pass him in the halls. It's time he learned real life isn't a game." Surt chuckled. "Let's wait until he passes out to declare him the winner." "GLARRRGGLLHLHLHLLL!" Lavos shrieked, as it proceeded to fire massive blasts of energy down at Luther. "...is that legal?" Surt asked. "Lavos is a judge." Citan said, sighing. "Why do I ever let them draft me into these judge positions..." He added under his breath. "...So, yes. Don't tell me he was stupid enough to insult Lavos...?" Surt asked. "He was. Something about him being an inferiorly designed random battle." Kuja noted. "...Even if he wins a lot, he's going to have a rough time here." Surt noted, shaking his head. Empyrea: 33 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
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Patriarch Sergius XVII vs Ultros
Dark Lord Magus Stay tuned for a Holiday message from theee Space Pope! Greetings friends, in these blessed times, we must remember the reason for the season. That's right, we need to remember that this is a time of terror and blowing people apart. We too often forget to purify the wicked in horribly painful ways within all the commercialism and iconic figures such as Santa Necron. So do you part, smite an unbeliever today, and feel richer inside for it. Oh, and do remember, Tentacled Abominations are currently codemned by the Space Pope. Thank you and good night. Patriarch Sergius XVII: 42 Lance
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Zio vs Chaos
SageAcrin Have you ever seen two lords of evil battle it out? Of course you have, this is the Role Playing Game Duelling League. You wouldn't be here if you couldn't see that. But have you ever seen two lords of evil battle it out on the dance floor!? Of course you have. Again, this is the RPGDL. However, have you ever seen two lords of evil do pole-dances, their incredibly demonic bodies lathered in oil for your viewing pleasure? No? Well, you won't have to tonight. Zio didn't show up. Unfortunately, Chaos did. The net result was 248 dead, 284.7 million Gil in damages, Shion banned at least provisionally from judgeship(Something about her thinking all evil lords were hot bishies.), and Garland getting his own swimsuit calendar(Turns out if you hit Chaos enough times after he's dead, he reverts. Garland was a shy type. No one knew just how hot he was under all that armor.). Oh, and Chaos won just for showing up. So, yes, Garland won a fight Chaos could not have. Meanwhile, Zio is getting quietly drunk. Could be worse. He could have actually shown up and lost. Zio: 33 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Darkham vs Carlie
Grefter It was a truely epic battle, two people flying through the air, powering up and screaming for days and days. Laser beams and sword flashing everywhere. Giant robots exploding all over the place. With a defiant cry of "NINJA, THE TEA PARTY IS OVER!" Carlie struck down Darkham with a backhand from a spiked shield and a kick to the side of the head. Then she proceeded to shoot everyone in the crowed with eye lasers of doom while angel feathers spewed forth out of her mouth. You wouldn't understand man. It is postmodern. Darkham: 16 
Clive Winslett vs Kanon
maelstorm_ff@hotmail.com Clive may be armed to the teeth for this duel, but Kanon has an ace up his sleeve. Unbeknownst to Clive, he summons a girl who comes from a visual novel/anime series that bears his name (Kanon, of course): Mai Kawasumi. Clive was dumbfounded at Mai's appearance, and in this distraction, the swordswoman slices and dices Clive to 0 HP. Never underestimate the Kyoto Animation triad (Kanon, AIR, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya). Clive Winslett: 28 
Popoi vs Brad Evans
SageAcrin Sometimes, you have to do what you have to do. The means justify the ends, the ultimate rewards justify cruelty, and the world will forgive you. Popoi knew this was one of those times. --- "...Popoi, good is not just keeping yourself from getting shot!" Purim yelled at Popoi. "...what? It sounded pretty good to me!" Popoi argued. "He forfeited, too!" "You threatened to boil his dog!" Purim yelled, smacking him. "You even had the rope and the pot set up and everything! What were you thinking!?" "...That I didn't want to get shot? This isn't very complicated." Popoi sighed. "Auuugh!" Purim stormed off. "...You need to learn to just keep your plans away from her." Randi noted. "Now I need to follow her, before she punches some Godlike to death." He added, running after Purim. "...darn it. Doesn't anyone think it's good that I managed to keep anyone from getting hurt?" Popoi said, sniffling. "No matter how I did it?" "Hmhmhm. I do, little one. I do." Ghaleon said, looking down at Popoi. "You do? Yippee! Could you teach me that Chaos Shield thing, then?" Popoi asked eagerly. "...Don't push your luck." "Fate Storm?" Popoi begged. "..." Ghaleon sighed. "Rock 'n Roll?" Popoi pleaded. "..I'll think about it." Ghaleon finally said. "Let's go talk a while. I think you have a bright future ahead of you." He added, smiling down at the sprite... Popoi: 46 
Serge vs Malik Benedict
Tide There is always one big disadvantage to being a mute protagonist. You can never really state what you want as a wish or Christmas gift. And thus, this is how instead of a win against Malik, Serge got a giant goatee, some milk, the entire Smurf DVD collection, a digital camera, a large can of tuna fish and a pointy hat before his match. Sure he caught Malik off guard for a second, but there was still nothing he could do about the prophet's perfect evasion. In other news, Serge will be attending "Mario's miming classes" once he gets out of the infirmary. That or he learns to talk...whichever one is more suitable. Serge: 35
Marisa vs Luna
SageAcrin Two women, fighting it out on Christmas Eve, in an open-air stadium, with no Zidane around. Was this a form of hell? Indeed, at first glance, it seemed it must be, to many observers. Two women, snug in warm, thick clothes, fighting it out in -20C weather as snow fell. Water was frozen. Mud was frozen. Chocolate syrup, when not frozen, ran too thickly to matter. Whipped cream, while not frozen, froze to everything it happened to touch. Could anything save the perverts of the Duelling League this Christmas? Would there be a miracle? --- "...You probably shouldn't indulge those other perverts that wa...oh, hell, never mind." Yuri noted, as he watched Timelord flicker from his seat in front of the television. As the two girls mysteriously lost all of their clothing. Timelord shrugged. "It's Christmas. If that's what he wants as a present..." He added, as he put to one side a pile of several dresses and various undergarments, and turned around to watch the television screen. Just as Luna ran shrieking loudly out of the arena. "Besides, every pervert deserves a break a few times a year. Even those poor fools in the stands." Yuri shook his head, then smiled. "Merry Christmas, Edge." Edge smiled happily and drooled slightly, as he stared at Marisa desperately trying to cover herself. "Merry Christmas, you two." He said happily. Marisa: 49 
Gafgarion, Gaff vs Rand
SageAcrin Have you ever seen a large, armored mammal capable of rolling into a ball get spiked abruptly into the air? The threat of this loomed over the match, as Night Sword could do exactly that, as the blade smashed from below. There was only one thing to be done. --- "Aye, look at that! Gaf-agarion has-a blasted past the set score, despite his opponent's best wishes! Aye, ragazzo, this has been a brilliant battle!" Morrie called out, announcing the play-by-play of the battle. "But now, Gaff has won it all! But look, he will not stop! Aye, will he go for a world record now!?" "...whose bright idea was it again? To just set the match up with a giant pinball machine and let Gaff use Night Sword to maneuver Rand around in it? What kind of a match is that!?" Hahn asked the other judges. Bowser pointed at Lexis. Lexis pointed at Ershin. Ershin pointed at Worker 8. Worker 8 simply danced. "...oh, never mind. This was less boring anyways." Hahn shrugged. Gafgarion, Gaff: 57 
Shana vs Rath
Orson Carola Shana on the ground? Easy pickings for the sword-using Rath after promotion. Dragoon? Easy pickings for Rath with arrows. Either way, Shana needs to live more than 2-3 rounds to pull off the needed damage to cripple Rath and, quite frankly, I do not see her doing just this. Match to Rath. Shana: 28 
Mog vs Sarah
SageAcrin "Kupo! I'm going to dance you into the ground!" Mog declared. "What? No! You can't do that!" Sarah said. "Kuppopo? Why not?" Mog asked curiously. "Because...you're...too cute!" Sarah squealed, as she launched herself bodily at Mog. "..." Mog stared blankly down at Sarah. Sarah sighed happily. --- "...so in exchange for throwing the match, Mog agreed to get hauled around like a rag doll for a while by Sarah?" Locke asked, puzzled. "Yep." Sabin nodded. "...Does Sarah know Mog loves attention?" Locke asked. "Yep." Sabin nodded again. "When's the wedding?" Locke asked. "You know, I asked him that. It wasn't a good idea... It took me half a day to dig myself out of the Antlion." Sabin shook his head. "Still haven't gotten all the sand out of my hair." Mog: 64 Ulysses_0
Galleon vs Amada
maelstorm_ff@hotmail.com Being the battle-hardened knight that he is, Galleon just slashed Amada's paddle to win the fight for Silva. Galleon: 52 
Sid vs Guido
SageAcrin Everyone came to say they sucked. To laugh, to jeer, to mock as they walked in, to throw tomatoes(Tomato sales were only outdone on this day by rotten tomato, watermelon, and "Brahne Gone Wild!" calendars.), to join in on the fun. But they aren't laughing now. You know why? Because they're all dead! The shadows crept in and stole their very souls, rendering them horrific, lifeless beings. Their masters? Those they came to mock. The very same. The true rulers of the underworld, the greatest threat the world had ever known, had been sitting there. Right under their noses. Yes, Grand Overlord Sid and his trecherous right-hand man Guido will soon rule over all! --- "...Why can't you just tell it how it actually happened for once?" Chaco asked. "You won this time." "...CHAAAAAAACOOOOOOOO!" Sid said. Chaco ran out of the room screaming. "Besides, it's just not as much fun to say I won using the Hidden Art of Watermelon Heavenly Punishment Dual Wielding Endless Blade Crusher to decapitate Guido." Sid sighed to the empty room. "That art should never have been released from it's seal." Sid: 38 
Hrist Valkyrie vs Priscilla
Lyndis The Valkyrie loses. Even against another Valkyrie, the Valkyrie loses. She can't beat even the likes of Jogurt. Hrist Valkyrie: 32 Dark Lord Magus
Shante vs Seth
Pyromania The match between Shante and Seth was supposed to be intense and heated. A clash of Divide and Sleep Wind against Silver Sword and Killer Lance, as two duelers struggled to bring glory to themselves in the arena (well, as much glory as you can get in the division with Euram and Jogurt). But the match went nothing like that. Shante beat Seth into the ground without him so much as raising his sword against her. She didn't really understand why, but she figured it had something to do with the clothes Shu had convinced her to put on for the match. Of course, it isn't really surprising that Seth wouldn't harm a blue-haired girl who obsessed over her brother and was wearing Eirika's outfit. No more surprising than Shante being asked out by Ephraim after the match. Shante: 31
The twelve thefts of Christmas superaielman A large crowd had assembled in a smoky bar on the edge of the DL proper. They were all hovering around a large viewscreen, which was showing the oddest thing. Zidane, successfully stealing. Zidane, not failing. Zidane, successfully grabbing everything on the insane list Edge gave him, just to make Garnet happy. By unspoken agreement, all of Zidane's enemies agreed to let him go along and steal everything. For once in his wretched life, the little thief was doing something for others without being selfish or perverted. Even someone like Zidane deserves a merry christmas. Well, until Emily gets a hold of him for attacking her eight times in a row. But one thing at a time, eh? Zidane succeeds: 47 Zidane fails: 46 Draco Ignifer
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