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Kefka vs Freya
Dark Holy Elf "Kefka has Ultima. Ultima deals incredible damage, while looking pretty. Freya has Ether Strike. Ether Strike deals MORE damage than Ultima, and looks just as pretty. Then, there's Freya's Critical Flare, Aerial Burst, and Thunder Sword, which together deal more damage than Ether Strike, and are also pretty... and yes, she can use all four attacks on the same round. And four pretty attacks are better than one. Freya seems to hold the edge in power, and even pretty attacks. And she's prettier than Kefka, too. (Er, not that that's hard, or anything; I mean, her opponent is a CLOWN and all.) So, by defeating Kefka, Freya is striking not only a blow for superior power, but also for beauty." "... your point?" said the mystic Slash to his partner, as the pair of them watched Freya obliterate Kefka, along with half the arena. "Simple, silly!" said Flea with a wink. "It proves what I've always said... power and beauty are one and the same! Now, if you excuse me, I have a second-round match to prepare for. Good luck trying to get a match one of these days, ugly-boy!" Laughing, he dodged a swipe from his partner's sword, and teleported away. Kefka: 8 
Yuna vs Yuber
MeepleLard Yuber's name starts with a Yu. Yunan's name also starts with that. Yuber has fellows from his game named Yumi and Yuiri, also with Yus. Yuna has Yunalesca and Yu Yevon with the same thihng. I think its fair they get those allies. Unforuntaly for Yuber, Yu Yevon heals whevener he's smacked, and Yunalesca does not down Right suck. Meanwhile, the 2 other girls are just plain no special. Match to Yuna! Yuna: 11 
Terra Branford vs Loki
MeepleLard Lets get one thing straight. Terra has beaten Loki Fair and Square once before, why can't seh do it again? The obvious reason is...Loki is running away this time, so by Law, Terra still wins, but she didn't actually Beat him, since well, he's not there to take the beating... Terra Branford: 14 
Tir McDohl vs Shizel
RuinCrusader Upon feeling the devastation of Eternal Finality, and seeing how Shizel shrugged off a Judgement, to the amazement of all, Tir finally spoke. "Oh %*$@!" Tir McDohl: 1
Ramladu vs Feena
superaielman Feena can stop time, summon the power of the Icarian world with her other trademark attack, and she can fry people with zap whip. Like Saki, she can also wander around in a bra and panties. Ramladu is an old man, as such, a pervert by nature. The sight of Feena wandering around distracted him from the match. By the time he started paying attention, he was on the floor, twiching, from the brutal assault of Feena's Time Gate/EoTW/Zap whip combo. Ramladu: 4 
Diekbeck vs Edgar Roni Figaro
superaielman Edgar approached Diekbeck before the match, and bowed. "Let us shake hands, sir, and celebrate our upcoming match." Edgar's words seemed innocent enough, so the trusting robot simply did as he was asked. A few seconds later.. *BOOM!* Diekbeck broke down in the middle of the ring.. it was obvious that he wouldn't be fighting this week or the next, or the week after that. Edgar walked away with a win, and a bit of surprise. He never thought he'd find a use for that old Windows 95 CD.. Diekbeck: 2 
Rutee Katrea vs Princess Toadstool
superaielman Frying pan related beatdowns seem to be the rage this. Not only did Paula beat Tengaar in such a fashion, Princess Toodstool did the same to Rutee. Good thing for Rutee that Stahn's going to be too stupid to notice the frying pan marks all over her body.. Rutee Katrea: 2 
Roan vs Geno
superaielman Think of an average 13 year old boy. Think of what a machine gun would do to that boy. Think Roan knows this? Well, if the cloud of dust he left after hearing who his opponent was is any clue... Roan: 0
Sgt. Joe vs Kasumi
superaielman Kasumi readied herself in the ring, and waited... when she noticed Prince Edge Eblan walking into the ring. For once, the Ninja Prince looked stern. "How dare you compete in this matchup, without the approval of the RPGDL Ninja Council!" Kasumi looked slightly surprised. She had never heard of this council. Edge walked up to her, and grinned. "However, for a kiss, I'll be willing to overlook... your transgression." Edge leaned in, and waited for his reward. Kasumi was normally a very mild person, who wasn't prone to random acts of violence. However... this is Edge Eblan. Everyone has to have standards. *POW!* Kasumi uppercutted Edge with all of the power and force she had learned through years of ninja training. The deadly punch knocked Edge clear out of the ring, his boots, Rydia's good graces. Kasumi had wandered over towards the end of the ring, looking with some satisfaction as Edge staggered over towards the RPGDL's clinic. Therefore, Kasumi was surprised when she felt the blunt end of a spear poking her in the back, and her falling out of the ring, earning a DQ. Sgt Joe gave a small apologetic shrug, accepted his win, and after tipping his helmet to Kasumi, walked out of the ring. ... Once again, it's proven that Brains>Brawn>Edge. Sgt. Joe: 6 Hunter Sopko
Paula vs Tengaar
RuinCrusader Interestingly enough, Hix still loved Tengaar even after her face became the exact same texture and shape as the bottom of a frying pan. Paula: 6 
Marle (Nadia Guardia) vs Alma Beoulve
RuinCrusader Alma didn't win this match on her own accord. It's just that Queen Leene went missing again, which made Marle disappear. Marle (Nadia Guardia): 6 
Lucca Ashtear vs Rand
RuinCrusader Lucca was about to use Hypno Wave when she laughed maniacally, pulled out a saddle, and screamed "I always wanted to ride a horsey!" Knowing what she did of BoF II's translation problems, she knew exactly how Rand would interpret this, and chuckled as he ran out of the arena in horror. Lucca Ashtear: 9
Mallow vs Ard
Dark Holy Elf Ard was a hard-working lizard! Liz had trained him to be the best fighting lizard in all the history of lizard-dom! All his moves were perfectly planned out, to be executed precisely... that puny Mallow was going to fall to Ard's awesome might! Ard launched into his trademark Dumptrack Tackle, aiming straight for his opponent's face. He knew exactly where to aim... he'd practiced many times before, and he'd never missed a shot. He sailed forward blindly, knowing that nobody as weak as Mallow could hope to withstand his brute force... And tripped over him. In a rare moment of intelligence, Ard realised that Mallow, being a self-proclaimed tadpole, was far shorter than any human, and that thus he had aimed too high. Still, it was far too late to stop himself from tripping completely over his miniscule foe, and landing face first outside the ring's edge behind him. Mallow: 7 
Gogo vs Thomas
RuinCrusader Poor Gogo. He gets beaten up by one of the few people in the world that looks like he could be bullied by Tuta. Gogo: 3 
Saki vs Raja
RuinCrusader Raja, the purveyor of many bad jokes, is the butt of a very cruel one here. The old guy just couldn't take it when Saki showed up as she appeared in the Garlyle locker room. The sight of a bra and panties just overcame his head, and he tumbled to the ground, giving the sergeant the win. Saki: 8 
Mustadio Bunanza vs Chaz
superaielman Chester fears a normal punch or sword slash from an average enemy. Now, compare the damage gunfire does with a punch.. Mustadio Bunanza: 5
Fashion Is Just Such A Fickle Thing superaielman Seraphic Radiance-For the Children. That fries everyone but Kuja on the Crossdressers team. After that, it's just a matter of Yuri beating Kuja down with his physicals and speed. ... Oh, wait. There are non Yuri members to team longcoat? Crossdressers: 5 Coats: 9 Zenthor
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