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Yuri Volte Hyuga vs Chaz Ashley
Monkeyfinger Strange events happened in Yuri's life in the weeks before his return to the arena. Every time he opened a box, Dark Force would come out of it. Yuri would then have to kill him. (The incarnation of darkness didn't seem to put all that much into fighting Yuri back.) Every time he achieved victory, he'd feel a strong surge of hate and loathing crawl into his soul... Thinking this was just yet another side effect of being a cursed Harmonixer, Yuri just decided to wait it all out. ------------------------------------ Yuri stepped into the ring, patiently waiting for Chaz. However, he simply keeled over before his opponent showed up. He woke up, but not in the ring.... "Ugh.... not the damn graveyard again..." Yuri looked around. Where there was once a tree, there was now a huge, black skinned being. It had a vaguely feminine figure, green hair, and a frightening red glow on its forhead. It grinned. The next thing Yuri knew, he was staring at Chaz from the body of this creature he'd been staring up at just a few seconds before. He then proceeded to utterly demolish the shocked looking hero of Algol. ------------------------------------ "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH. What a dream. Head hurts......" Yuri crawled weakly out of bed. "You're awake." Gepetto was there to greet him. "Sonny... what was that? What did you do to poor Chaz?" "Do....? I don't even remember fighting him, unless..... wait, that WAS just a nightmare, right?" Yuri's eyes shot open. He grabbed Gepetto by the collar. "What form did I take in that fight, old man? ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!" Gepetto's silence was all the answer Yuri needed. He hung his head and screamed in frustration. He would need to clean out a LOT of malice after this. Yuri Volte Hyuga: 60 Alis
Seymour vs KOS-MOS
Gatewalker Seymour had a greater agenda in mind then a simple victory in this battle. Before fighting KOS-MOS, the Maester pulled something that one familiar with him may have suspected, but was a great shock to those who only knew him casually. He asked Shion to marry him. Smitten with the sheer charisma of the Maester, Shion agreed instantly and they were wed the next day. Shion, of course, called KOS-MOS off, insisting that she wouldn’t have her own creation fighting against her new husband, giving the match to Seymour by default. Seymour’s other agenda came later, on the wedding night. Various odd noises could be heard for quite a range around the Maester’s mansion, but as KOS-MOS was in Vector Labs for some repairs after a bit of a brawl broke out at the wedding(hey, it’s a Godlike villain getting married. It’s kinda inevitable that some kind of violence is going to interrupt), and the only other people around were Seymour’s own loyal servants, no closer inspection of these odd noises was made. Nearly a week later, well after Seymour won his ‘match’ against KOS-MOS, the DLPD found Shion’s body in a random raid of the mansion(again, Godlike villain. These guys get their houses/cars/luggage/body cavities searched on a pretty regular basis by the cops). Offical reports state that the Vector engineer seems to have been choked to death after having been tortured brutally by many Xenosaga Episode 3 CDs that had their edges sharpened. After submitting a copy of the game in question to Judge Mewtwo and the Jury as evidence, Seymour was found to be guilty of Justifiable Homicide and sentenced to pay his own cleaning bill as well as 10 hours of community service. While he wasn’t thrilled about the community service, some things are just worth it. Seymour: 63 Belias
Ellen Kirishima vs Choko
Gatewalker After nearly 8 seasons of being stalked by the demonic little girl, Indalecio was quite unhappy to hear that she had managed to get herself into the same season as him. Especially not this season where he may have his best shot yet at that elusive Godlike Championship. He couldn’t afford to have a match against her, couldn’t afford to give the little devil spawn the chance to corner him in the ring. Who knew what she would do!? So what is a Wiseman with a demonic loli stalker to do? Well, he could call her up and arrange for a date. He could also schedule this date at the same time as her match against Ellen. It’s also quite possible that he could stand her up on this ‘date’ and instead tell Albedo where he was supposed to meet her. This is all merely theoretical, of course, as nobody knows exactly why Choko stalked back home in a huff after missing her match, nor why Albedo is in a bodycast yet again. Ellen certainly isn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouth by questioning her easy victory too closely, and Indalecio could not be reached for a comment. Ellen Kirishima: 27 
Dhaos vs Luca Blight
superaielman Dhaos parried yet another one of Luca's sword attacks. Would this madman ever die? He had been pummeled with countless spells and attacks, and didn't look much worse for the wear. While the mad prince couldn't really damage Dhaos, it didn't mean he wasn't going to try and carve himself up a fresh pig anyway. "Forget this." Dhaos walked over to Luca, and pushed him out of the ring with enough magical energy to make the very floor of the arena crack. "Go pick on someone your own size, I heard Keele and Cinna were having a slapfight in light." The look Luca sent Dhaos was pure murder. "We aren't done, pig. Not by a long shot.. but.." Luca turned on his heel, and went stalking towards the direction of the light arena. "I need to clease my sword of fail." Dhaos almost pitied Keele and Cinna. Almost. Dhaos: 34 Barubary
Menardi vs Luc
CmdrKing Luc stood in the arena, consumed (as always) but all-encompassing angst. Why am I here? he thought bitterly to himself. It doens't mean anything. Nothing here will alter my horrible fate.... And so on. His opponent, the infamous Menardi, entered, and being a villain of the dastardly persuasion, attacked immediately. Contrary to his reaction, though, Luc had actually anticipated this, and even if he hadn't, Albert still, bafflingly, spoke to him from time to time and said as much. Knowing Menardi was a physically-oriented fighter, he had hoped to be defeated quickly and return to more fruitful brooding-grounds. The attack connected with all the force Menardi could muster. Luc wasn't knocked out in the first hit. Long unused cogs in Luc's mind began turning again, attempting to proccess what had just happened. He had not been knocked out by a single physical strike. Menardi wasn't even a fellow pure mage. Quite the opposite. Menardi had once been a Godlike Champion. The thoughts tumbled and weaved, until at last only one solution presented itself. Luc, quite out of character, burst out laughing. Menardi was livid. "You puny, weak-willed punk! Fight me! You will show me dignity, no matter how little you have!" She reared for another attack, but Luc was too busy to deal with that for the time being. So a sudden whirlwind plucked her off the ground and kept her harmlessly suspended midair. Luc thought aloud. "Of course! It's entirely too simple. The Gods would never destroy us. We live for their amusement. Their playthings. Someone as weak as Menardi could not excel unless it amused the Gods, and she could not fall so far thereafter unless that, too, amused them." Menardi raged in her intangible prison as Luc went on. "So, the secret to success is to be as amusing, in some manner, as possible. Why does Edge succeed while Zidane dies 13 times an hour? Why can Yuri do no wrong? Because that's what the gods find funny." He directed his attention back to his opponent. "And so, the solution to any problem is to do something hilarious. Like... so." Menardi began to perform the most spectacular arial routine seen in the DL since the breakup of the Illustrious Wyndian Four. After a few minutes, though, Luc finally let Menardi fly to parts unknown, accepting his win. "But of course, you can't dwell on any one act long, or the gods might get bored." He strolled towards his corner (for lack of a better word) and swept up the pale woman waiting there. "Come along, Sarah, the show must go on!" Menardi: 21 IhatethisCPU
Grenseal vs Delita Hyral
Gatewalker For one of Delita’s fights, the match between him and Grenseal was surprisingly straightforward. The two knights had agreed to participate in what had become a bit of a tradition in the DL, a duel of swordsmanship with no magic, holy swordskills or anything of the like. Simply strength, skill and endurance, nothing more. Squaring off, the two knight saluted eachother with their blades and began their battle. Unlike matches between flashy fighters like Marissa and Sephiroth’s infamous duel, there were no amazing feats of agility or dazzling techniques on display this time. These men were knights. They fought with heavy armor, stout shields and strong swordarms, not needless flips and fancy footwork. Seeming nearly evenly matched at first, the two expertly parried, deflected and blocked eachother’s strikes for what seemed like ages, each one looking for the slightest opening in his opponent’s iron clad defense and the arena echoing with the clang of metal on metal. But before long, the match shifted in the favor of the King of Ivalice as he blocked a biting thrust from the Chiki star hero and lunged forward, knocking Grenseal aside with…his shoulder? Quite surprised at this sudden tactic, Grenseal backed off a bit and raised an eyebrow, “What was that? Some kind of trick you learned in the Black Sheep knights?” Chuckling, Delita shook his head, “Oh not at all. Just a simple counter tackle. Any squire can do it.” “Really? Hmm. Well, you’ve got some impressive squires then.” Seeing that he was in for more trouble then he anticipated, Grenseal raised his sword and began his attack anew, but every blocked slice was met with Delita shouldering past his guard and connecting with another of those tackles, while Delita never let up on his own offensive. Slowly but surely, the green knight was worn down by the swordblows and shoulders, and dropped to one knee, admitting defeat. Certainly this will go down in DL history, as the day a Heavy match was decided by the might of Counter Tackle. Grenseal: 38 
Justin vs Reno
Infinity Dragon Another Justin match, another bout of planning for Justin's arch nemesis, Rune. With a pyrrhic victory over Justin and Feena during the previous battle, Rune was poised to finally achieve total victory. Rune was doing his planning and scheming over a cup of Starman Bucks coffee at the DL Cafe. "Aha!" exclaimed Rune "I shall enhance Reno's Pyramid ability by enhancing it with the architectural and engineering prowess of the ancient Egyptians!" With that bit of insight, Rune began researching. Unfortunately for Rune, he had announced his intentions out loud; resident Trickster God, Loki, happened to overhear Rune and quickly hatched his own counterplan. --- "So...apparently, the Egyptians were aided in the construction of the Pyramids by alien lifeforms with advanced technology." Rune mused to Bowman and Kyra. "This means I must research and contact these aliens in order to enhance Reno's Pyramid. That imbecile Justin shall not win this time!" "Uh...how will strengthening Reno's Pyramid help if Justin blows Reno apart with one attack?" Bowman inquired. "The enhanced Pyramid will shield Reno from all attacks!" "..." "Master Rune has though of everything, of course!" piped in Kyra. "If you say so." --- "So anyways, that pompous fool Rune has decided to research a way to improve Reno's Pyramid. Poor fool, he's going to have a hard time now!" cackled Loki. "Uh...why is that?" asked Justin. "I replaced all the books in the DL library with conspiracy theory books! Rune will be reading the most crackpot ideas ever thought up, and he'll believe them all!" Loki explained, barely containing his laughter. "But...why help me?" "Because, frankly, you're an idiot. Your idiocy helps me create chaos and trickery. Rune, on the otherhand, believes in logical order and stands against all that I believe in. You are the natural choice." "Makes sense" said Feena, nodding sagely. "But Feeeeenaaa, this guy is bad! We can't accept his help!" "Oh shush. Remember, it's Rune. He's trying to cheat to make you lose, accepting help from Loki is only fair now. Now go adventure and train to be ready for the match with Reno." "I suppose. Let's go Feena!" --- Finally, the day of the match arrived. Reno and Justin stepped into the ring. Rune sat back in the stands, a strange stone in his hand. "What's that you're holding?" asked Kyra, leaning her head on Rune's shoulder. "A Channeling Stone. I found it in some weird place called Silent Hill. It summons aliens." Just as the match started, Rune stood up and used the Channeling Stone and was soon enveloped in a cylinder of light. "Hahaha! It's working! Your days are numbered Justi----." Rune's words were cut off as he and Kyra suddenly disappeared, transported somewhere by the stream of light. --- "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE" boomed an alien voice. "What the hell was that?" asked Rune as he sat up in a darkened room. "Rune...Runerunerunerunerunerunerune" the booming voice continued. "Uh...Rune...? Where are we? I want to go back" implored Kyra. "I think we're on an alien ship. Now we just need to find an alien that can improve Reno's Pyramid!" Suddenly the lights turned on, and Rune found himself face-to-face with a monstrous, pulsating red creature. "Ruuuune...let's be friendsssssss!" --- "So...Reno was knocked out by a single Heaven and Earth Cut, nothing surprising there, but what happened to Rune?" inquired Orlandu. "I'm certain he would have tried something." "Well don't look at me" answered Loki "I didn't do anything. Last I heard, he was making friends with Giygas. Perhaps he was too busy? Anyways, I'm off to...lunch." Justin: 45 
Richard vs Geno
SageAcrin Geno is cold, hard and willing to do all that's neccesary to win in any situation. Richard is weak, girly, bishy and has an obsession with a random older man. Bit of a mismatch, isn't it? --- Geno nodded, in satisfaction. "Oh, god, no, Mueller, Mueller, MUEEEELLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!" He bawled, as he held Mueller's Geno Whirled body. Of course, Mueller, not being particularly PCish, wasn't going to be effected long by this, but hey, it got Richard out of the arena, giving Geno the win. Of course, Geno was prepared for the triple-swing double-critical Swallow Rune assault that soon followed. After all, he was ready to do what was needed to win. Though he didn't think that it would involve his head smashing through multiple walls and ultimately ending up wedged behind Ricardo Banderas' toilet. Still, a win is a win. Mueller's filing a third restraining order against Richard. This one's magical in nature, and forbids him to breathe within 100 feet of Mueller. Sadly, this one won't work either. Richard: 33 Gingler_warrior@hotmail.com
Yumi vs Dalton
SageAcrin Have you ever seen a lesbian spank Dalton into forfeiting a match!? No? You sure as hell aren't this time. Yuiri did the whole thing behind closed doors, where things could get more...violent. Yes, Dalton enjoyed each and every blow. Granted, it was with a barbed-wire paddle, Dalton was heavily drugged, and ultimately he thought he was living out some dominatrix fantasy. This made it far, far worse for Yuiri, who for some reason just felt like hurting him, in the name of Alma Kinnan's pride. But mostly just hurting him. Evidently she just found him incredibly irritating. So ultimately, on the one hand, Yumi faces an empty arena, Yuiri got to beat up Dalton, and Dalton had his fantasy of being whipped by a lesbian fulfilled. On the other hand, Yumi promptly got assaulted by several dozen perverts. Single lesbian, in an empty arena. Word got around fast. Word got around fast enough for Zidane to assault her with the Angel Bless' confusion effect. She managed to only get glomped, poked and groped a few dozen times before Dagger blew Zidane through the floor and into a water main. This didn't really make things much better for Yumi. Yuiri had to put up with Dalton moaning. In pleasure. And Dalton now can neither sit down, stand up, talk, or comb his hair. (He doesn't even remember the scalping.) No one really wins. Despite that, Yumi officially wins. ...Though, Yuiri probably wins the most. Sad, isn't it? Yumi: 39 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Kyle vs Setzer Gabianni
Gatewalker Do you know what happens when you bring a foam bat to a swordfight? Well, now Setzer does. After getting himself into an Action RPG Only party on a technicality the night before, Setzer forgot that he was still in his rather pathetic Kingdom Hearts 2 form when he went to bed, and didn’t get out of it before arriving at the match. Needless to say, he was practically laughed out of the arena when he went for his Loaded Dice and came up with the equivalent of a whiffle bat. But that wasn’t the worst part. The worst part was when Kyle finally got over his laughing fit, strong armed the Struggle bat away from Setzer, and proceeded to beat him soundly about the head and shoulders with his own ‘weapon’ until the gambler was forced to flee the ring out of sheer embarrassment. But hey, he still got to go to that party, right? Kyle: 38 
Orcha vs Frog
Fishin4pigeon Hmm, a match between two Chrono characters. Both can heal, they're both opposite innates, and both are fairly balanced in most matters. On the other hand, Frog gets the Masamune, which is strong enough to possess Dario in Chrono Cross, who could beat Orcha easily in a 1v1. So, technically... Frog > Masamune > Dario > Orcha. In other words, Frog's got this one. Orcha: 14 
Milda vs Elena
SnowFire Elena vs. Milda would be decided by a single blow, of course. Milda wound up for her one Milda Hit, and... Elena barely survived. Barely. 3 HP, no pixels on any cool life bar for visualization, FF6 critical attacks activated, warning beeps going off, etc., but alive. After that, it was only cleanup for the healing Elena. Careful analysis after the fight by Zweig and Nash revealed that if Milda had neglected to say "You ready?" before her attack, she could have done the extra bit of damage to Elena's less prepared frame. Ah well, a lesson for Milda's next appearance? Milda: 24
Lyonesse vs Zweig
SageAcrin The crack of skin meeting skin. The high pitched cries of pain, the sobbing, the weeping, as each combatant gave it their all, in this, the most epic of slapfights. --- "Why are Euram and Solt slapping each other in place of you fighting?" Lorelai asked, as she watched the incredibly dramatic battle take place on the arena floor. "I figured it would be more entertaining than me beating a girl no one cared about to death with a stick. My chances may be worse this way, but..." Zweig shrugged. "You know, I asked one of Lyonesse's friends, first. He sai-" "Oh, shut up." Zweig mumbled, as he watched Solt crumple to the floor. "Damnit. Euram would grow a backbone near the end of the fight. Oh well, guess I lose." He said, repeatedly cutting off Lorelai's attempts to talk, as he stalked out of the arena. "...you know, he was cutting me off for a reason. I guess he must have already heard Dryst saying Lyonesse just agreed to this because beating Zweig to death with her orb thing would have been more pathetic. Oh well." Lorelai shrugged. Lyonesse: 29 
Cinna vs Keele Ziebel
superaielman To call this match dull would be like calling the ocean wet. Cinna's tenative hammer strikes were met by Keele's puny swipes of his book. This would be bad enough normally, but some twisted monster in the audience gave Nara 25 GP to start randomly healing both combatants. Was there no chance of salvation? It almost appeared to be an illusion at first, a collective mirage imagined by those who wanted the fight to finally end. The sound of the arena doors being torn off the hinges dispelled that notion. "So the little piggy trying to save his planet wants to insult me?!? I'll show him!!!" Luca's charge into the ring was as thing of beauty. An insane, half dead man who took at least a foot over both of the duellers was charging in, screaming for blood and death. Cinna did the only thing he could in the situation- he promptly ran out of the ring screaming, and passed out about halfway to the exit Luca hasn't torn open. Keele wasn't so lucky. Keele was promptly cut to ribbons by Luca's insane charge.. only to be healed again by a now frightened Nara, who had decided that keeping Luca's attention away from her was a good thing. Poor Keele was fullhealed from near death a full ten times before the police could get there and drag Luca out of the ring, screaming about killing everyone. Cinna: 7 
Rennac vs Laguna Loire
Gatewalker “Laguna! Hey, Mr. Laguna!” Calling out to his opponent, Rennac ran up to him with his hand extended, “Hey, just wanted to meet you before the fight. I’m a big fan of yours actually, really sorry I have to fight you at all, really.” Laguna was a bit taken aback, but took the proffered hand and shook it, “You’re a fan? Really?” Rennac laughed, “Sure am! Come on, you’ve gotta respect a guy who can screw up as much as you do and still come out on top. That takes some serious talent, right there.” “Uh…thanks, I think.” “Hey, no worries. Good luck in the match, huh? May the best man win and all that.” Jovially slapping Laguna on the shoulder along with his good luck wishes, the rogue quickly took off to get to his side of the arena in time for the start of the match. Shrugging off the erratic behavior of his opponent, as well as his somewhat backhanded compliment, Laguna just checked to make sure he remembered his gun and nonchalantly wandered into the arena. The fight, such as it was, was over in a second. Drawing his gun at speeds which threatened to break the sound barrier, Laguna pulled the trigger once and splattered Rennac into a fine red mist, as well as leaving nearly a dozen holes in the wall behind the rogue from the force of his bullets. This odd occurrence immediately drew the attention of the judges, and they called Laguna over to their table. Looking him over, Mia just shook her head in disappointment. “Come on Laguna, I expected better from you. Did you really think we wouldn’t notice you using Squall’s master junction? Just look at you! Triple to speed, Ultima to strength, and that’s just the start of it! What were you thinking?” Laguna was speechless, “I…uh…I…didn’t know I was junctioned….” Sighing, Mia slumped back down in her chair, placing her head in her hands, “Coming from you, I can almost believe that. But rules are rules, you are disqualified from the match, leaving Rennac to move on to the next round. As soon as someone gets in here to put him back together.” Laguna just nodded and wandered back out of the arena, thoroughly confused. He hadn’t touched that junction in years! He had no idea how it got onto him… Later, in the infirmary, Colm just stared at the older thief in disbelief. “You STOLE Squall’s big uber junction? And snuck it onto Laguna before the match? That’s…that’s…” Rennac laughed, and then winced in pain from the effort, “Heh, pretty impressive, huh kid?” “I was gonna say suicidal, but yeah, it is impressive.” Snorting, Rennac winked at his young comrade, “Hey, I advance to the next round and get to spend a few days in this lovely infirmary. Which L’arachel isn’t allowed within a hundred feet of because her shrill voice disturbs the patients. And neither is Dozla, since berserkers are kept out as a general rule.” Seeing the full extent of Rennac’s plot for victory and some blessed peace and quiet, Colm could only applaud, “You are one magnificent bastard.” Rennac: 48 
Augst Henriksen vs Cai
SageAcrin Two beautiful women, fighting it out. The Creamonade, primed and ready to go. All the perverts would be so happy to see this match, the tearing of clothes, the beautiful smoothness of the bodies, the moaning as women fought... --- "...are you sure this wasn't too cruel to them?" Sheena Lepant asked, trying desperately not to look at the struggle between Cai and Augst's monstrous form, as they struggled in a whipped-cream-filled arena. "Nah. Only fifteen of them have tried to slit their wrists so far." Edge shrugged. "It's really not as bad as I thought, honestly. One's a bishie and the other's a monster." "...Edge. That makes it worse. What the hell is wrong with you?" Yuri said, from his awkward, back-facing-the-arena seat on the steps. "I'd smack you, but I think I'd fall on my face." "Oh, come on, it's really not that ug-...okay, now Cai's clothes are getting torn." Edge cut off, as he joined Yuri in his awkward seat. "You were saying?" "Shut up." "Still, don't you think this was too mean?" Sheena said anxiously. "After all, I promised them there'd be cute girls fighting it out. They won't forget this. Or getting locked in here by Piastol." "Look, would you rather be on Piastol's good side, and ours, or Zidane and Sten's?" Yuri asked pointedly. "...Good point." Sheena shrugged. --- Ultimately, Cai's rendition of the Final Atomic Buster easily won him the match(Cai's a bookworm. You'd be amazed what you can find in League books that you can't use in normal matches.). He only lost most of his clothes, and did gain a calendar deal out of it all. Augst himself got one too. Turns out some of the ladies like random whipped cream covered nerdy scientists. Once they're not monsters, anyways. As for the fooled, entrapped perverts? Well, their luck has been so bad lately that Piastol actually pitied them and let them out of the match half-way. Well, the shrieks were getting to her. At any rate, as such, only a fourth of them committed suicide, and were all revived. (A few committed suicide again, and Sten temporarily got addicted to the attention he got out of it, but by and large, no long-term effects.) No insanity, no major structural damage to the arena, no overall problems, honestly. If it weren't for Zidane temporarily doubting his sexuality and hitting on Fou-Lu, this would have been really fairly minor, as these things go. Oh well. The Emperor's rampage only managed to level Zidane, about seven dormatories, only one arena, and Zidane's spatial flight managed to knock the orbiting Zelan out of whack. They're almost getting used to that up there. Needless to say, the resulting amnesia fixed Zidane right up, so it's still fairly minor, overall. Augst Henriksen: 22
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