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Sephiroth vs Fou-Lu
Sir Alex Fou-Lu and Sephiroth are very much alike. Sephiroth is faster. Fou-Lu is better in every other stat, in my view, has insane MDef and counters physicals with his own brutal one, and has assorted attacks at least as strong as Shadow Flare. He takes this, IMO. Sephiroth: 3 
Freya vs Terra Branford
Sir Alex Terra either Drains every turn or dies. Do the Drains kill Freya before Terra runs out of MP or Freya doubleturns? I think not. Freya: 13
Celes Chere vs Elmdor, Mesdoram
MeepleLard Elmdor has already Fought Terra in the RPGP in season 21...and lost badly when he realized how Badly Ultima Hurts. Lucky for him, Celes doesn't have Ultima. What does Celes have? Well, being a Former imperial General, and having some connections to Kefka, who is still annoyed at his loss with Freya and doesn't want to help a fellow FF6 God Like (Terra) since she'd be beating someone he could, he decides to help Celes beat the Sephiroth Clone. She manages to Round up a whole Army and releases it on Elmdor. When Elmdor tried to complain that this was totally Illegal, it was pointed out that every one of those soldiers were indeed evil monsters and that Celes had "Summoned them" and seeing how many summons Freya had to go through just to kill Yuna, it was eventually ruled that Elmdor would not only be forced to Fight celes, but her whole Army. So...what did Elmdor do? He went and asked the help fo Celia and Lede. Bad Elmdor, considering he Just killed Lede last round, and considering how close the 2 Assassins were, Celia wasn't prepared to help elmdor. Awww...poor Elmdor has to fend for himself, and in doing so, he gets himself Mauled to Death by the likes of Kefka's Minions who are blindly following Celes' orders. Poor Silver Ogre indeed. Celes Chere: 14 Dark Holy Elf
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Feena vs Geno
Dark Holy Elf Geno is a doll, come to life as if in a fairytale. He represents innocence. Feena wears somewhat less clothing than your average young woman, and wields a whip to boot. I'm not sure what she represents, but it sure isn't innocence. Thus, in a sense, Geno's run this season is the story of life. He, Innocence, seemed untouchable for a time, but eventualy and inevitably, got destroyed by the embodiment of the opposite of all that he represents. Feena: 10
Garnet til Alexandros vs Rassius Luine
RuinCrusader Unlike Flea, Garnet isn't afraid of getting scratched for a round or two. Unlike Garnet, Ras can't summon Bahamut. Garnet til Alexandros: 7 
Sgt. Joe vs Alma Beoulve
superaielman Sgt Joe starts the battle by using Silent Lake. Alma began to open her mouth, and nothing came out. She quickly turned purple, and passed out. Sgt Joe shrugged his tiny shrug, and walked out. He supposed taking advantage of Alma's lack of a nose was wrong, but he knew the battlefield wasn't a place for niceties. Sgt. Joe: 9
Bowser Koopa vs Miranda
Dark Holy Elf Miranda is a Dragoon. As Final Fantasy has told us, this means she can jump really freaking high. And what's the oldest, most well-known way to beat Bowser? Jump over him, and hit the axe at the end of his bridge, dropping him into lava. A good jumpher should have no problems doing this. Thus, Miranda avoids the OLD SK00L Bowser Butt-Stomp by going even more OLD SK00L, and advances to the finals. Bowser Koopa: 2 
Mallow vs Saki
RuinCrusader Once more, Valentina's kooky schemes screwed up Mallow. This time, though, it wasn't on purpose. You see, it was Valentina who convinced Miguel who convinced Terra who convinced Ramladu who convinced Brahms who convinced Menardi who convinced Zeal who convinced Seymour who convinced Zophar who convinced everyone to have the arena to switch over to a 24-hour clock. Mallow just didn't show up, because he assumed 3:30 would be in the afternoon, not the morning. Now then, who do you think convinced Valentina to convince everyone? Mallow: 4
"Oh, the horror!" Poppy Comments:Certainly, Team Terror would be wasted by only a few of the godlikes (Unless it was Lezard. >.>). So what stops them from being utterly crushed by the full roster of them? Simple. All of godlike can't possibly work as a team in combat. There heroes will refuse to work with the villains, and vice versa. A fight will break out, and soon godlike will maul itself. The godlike fighters who weren't represented in the picture for this match will also be attacking those who got that honor. Speaking of which, I need to take a trip to Mexico. >.> <.< Anyway, Ryus will clash, fighters will seek revenge for past defeats, Riou and Jowy will make out uncontrollably on the arena floor, and in general, all hell will break loose. However, Selphie, Ramus, and Melbu will all get caught in the crossfire. In the end, Indalecio will triumph over the rest of godlike. This leaves it a battle...a battle between Indalecio, one of the most feared bosses ever, and Evil Gaia, the most PWNAGE of all Grandia bosses. Wait...did I just say PWNAGE? OH NOS! If I knew a damn thing about music, I would state some song here, but as it is, Jogurt came into the arena. Amid the screams of terror and the cries of children, Indalecio laughed for a second or two before being utterly destroyed by Jogurt, because, as numerous matches have shown us, uber-crappy characters > incredibly overpowered ones. This left Jogurt and Evil Gaia, and even though the match was technically over, for some reason or another, the fate of the world hung in the balance. It was a close and epic battle, with lots of special effects ripped off from popular movies, but in the end, Jogurt triumphed, as he is the original, and the greatest of PWNAGE. At that moment, Teta Hyral, who had been shot up into the air, fell down on Jogurt. Teta falling may have been enough damage to kill Blue, but Jogurt has the awesome power of the Jogurt helmet. Teta bounced harmlessly off of the helmet. So, in the end, Team Terror technically won, but Jogurt was the true victor, in the hearts and minds of the people. And thus, Jogurt moved one step closer to world domination... Terror: 13 Godlike: 10 Unoriginal
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