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Fou-Lu vs Xorn
SageAcrin Two gods. The Endless and the Fallen Guardian. A clash that could shatter a world. Who could possibly survive, when these two come together? A calamity was about to strike the world, and there was nothing to be done about it... --- "...um." Dhoulmagus, from his judges box seat, concisely stated. "What the hell are those two doing?" Lambda shrugged. "Playing Monopoly." --- It was to be a long, boring, tedious match. Fou-Lu quickly gained controll of Boardwalk and Park Place early on, however, ultimately sealing Xorn's fate as he proceeded to land on it after struggling(and cheating) repeatedly to desperately win. It probably didn't help that Xorn had no idea how to play beyond the basic rules, and as such thought buying up one of each property so Fou-Lu couldn't get them was an excellent strategy. After Fou-Lu had gotten Boardwalk and Park Place. Ultimately, Xorn was defeated. Naturally, the obvious calamity took place around this point, as Xorn, master of destruction, had a massive temper tantrum and proceeded to throw various Monopoly pieces directly through crowd members. Then he started throwing other crowd members through crowd members. Ultimately, everything had gone about as Fou-Lu expected. With a quiet smile, he shook his head, and walked out of the arena. He'd really been here too long. He was starting to enjoy this sort of thing. Fou-Lu: 38 Barubary
Emelious de Pamela vs Zophar
Lezard Valeth Seeing last week matches, Emelious de Pamela decides to do some research of his own about Saber. What he discovers was astounding. It seems that she came from a universe where magicians known as masters fought with servants for a wish granting item known as the holy grail. However what attracted Emo boy was the fact that Chris and Zophar somehow manage to copy the Servants fighting move and modify it for their own. Seeing this and the fact that Zophar has an advantage over him (namely s/he ignores his evasion) he decides to get a servant of his own. *That night in the abandoned Arcriff temple* “A magic circle and a pair of long iron nails fastened to opposite ends of a single chain. Now all is left is to read this incantation,” Emelious said. He then holds the book in his right hand and the nail chain in his left and said: “I proclaim: Thy body shall be under me; my fate shall be thy sword. If the convocation for the Holy Grail acknowledges this resolve and purpose, then grant me a response. I hereby swear, I am to become all matter's virtue. I am to vanquish all matter's evil. O three great word of spirit, ensconced by the seven heavens, overcome the wheel of restraints,” he chanted as a drop of his blood falls from his left hand to the magic circle. As it falls a light imitation of it rises up slowly over his head and then he shout, “O guardian of equilibrium.” As Emelious finish his chanting a light spreads out from around his torso and a bright red light fills the ruin. “Now let's see if this should work or not.” Just as he said that a slender female figure with a blindfold and wearing a short purple dress appear from a circle in front of him. “Hmm, just as I expected. You are of the Rider class right?” Emelious ask her. “Yes, I am Medusa of the Rider class” “Medusa, so that's why you wear a blindfold. This should be interesting...” “What is it that you want me to do, master?,” she asked. “I want you to train me in your fighting style. I've seen some of the duelers copy and modify a servant fighting style for their own, Emelious said.” “Is that all?” She asked. “Very well, we will begin first thing in the morning.” *The next morning* “All right, Master. We will now begin but first you have to wear these spandex,” she said as she place a spandex on her master's hands. “What, you want me wear this piece of trash?” Emelious exploded. “I suppose you don't want the training then?” “*Grumbles* Very well”, Emo boy replied as he took of his armor and put the spandex on. Rider then said, “Now follow my rap”. *At the match* Everyone even Zophar was surprised to see Emolious show up wearing a spandex outfit and a blindfold and carrying a pair of long iron nails fastened to opposite ends of a single chain. “Why is he wearing a spandex and a blindfold?” A dumbstruck Alfina exclaimed. Yuki replied, “Maybe all those emo have caught up with him? We always told him to go see a therapist but nooo.” As soon as the referee give the signal to start Emelious immediately took off his blindfold hoping that it will at least petrify hi/er. Of course it didn't work. “Stupid boss immunity,” Emelious muttered. He did however petrify half of the audience except for those immune and those who wore status resistant accessory. So the other half are freaked out. “How did Emo boy did those...?” Edge stammered from the other half of the stadium. “I don't know Edge,” Rydia replied, “but let's leave before anything bad happens.” Rydia, Edge and everyone with a head or something like that attached to their body immediately leave. “Hmmph, so they leave?” Emelious said as he put back his blindfold, “The cowards.” “Are you done fooling around?” Zophar ask. “Because I have a match to win. This match to be precise.” “Funny, I was about to crush you this instant,” Emelious replied. He then throws the chain to Zophar's arm which hits him and hook his arm to the chain. “Let's get this over with.” Emelious then summons Bellerophon, then mounts it and charge towards Zophar. Zophar simply materialize Hrunting and fire it at Emo boy who tried his best to dodge it but try as he might Hrunting just follow him like a missile on steroids and kill him thus earning Zophar a victory from the Judges which consist of Myria, Ryu 3, Cidolfas Orlandu and Yuri. Myria said, “I must admit this servant ability is intriguing. Perhaps I should adapt one for my own.” “...”, Ryu 3 said. “You're not interested? Oh right. You're a Brood.” “Well, perhaps I could add one to my fusion ability. What do you think old man?” “Nah,” Orlandu replied, “I have Excalibur right here no need for some fancy power.” *After the match. Location, an unknown dimension* “Here's the payment,” s/he said to Rider as he give her 500 gold coins. “It's a pleasure doing business with you, Zophar.” “What will you do with such cash?” “That is top secret,” Rider answered as she teleports away. “Now that I have the cash, I can start investing on that electronic workshop Shiro and Sakura has been talking about. I just hope he can see her for all her worth,” Rider thought as she re-appear in Fuyuki city. Emelious de Pamela: 15 sdf
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Freyjadour Falenas vs Sierra Mikain
superaielman Sierra's reputation as a man poacher with an interest in young, cute men didn't get ignored by Freyjadour's retainers. Nor did her Darkness rune, with it's ability to kill Falena's savior in a single spell. On the orders of Queen Lymsleia, Lyon and Miakis dragged the prince off to the nearest broom closest before the fight to... *ahem* keep him occupied, while the Queen's Knights destroyed this vampiric menace. Of -course-, destroying a single woman with an elite group of warriors, even if she's a man stealing vampire, is grossly illegal and goes against both the spirit and laws of the DL. You're not going to see Freyjadour complain though. Freyjadour Falenas: 23 
Alex vs Artea
SageAcrin Ah, the true elven experience. For Alex, it was an interesting way to attempt to defeat his opponent. Touring the lands of elves all across the world, to understand what made his opponent tick. It wasn't hard, really, to understand elves. In fact, Alex, within a few days, felt he understood his opponent so thoroughly that he didn't need to worry at all. --- "...Alex. He really is coming to the match." Luna sighed. "But none of the other elves would even leave home." Alex shrugged. "C'mon, he'll just stay locked up in his room, Luna. I don't even need to go to the arena." Dragonmaster Alex. Master of strategy. And of stereotyping. Well, he is a hero, so perhaps it's not his fault. At least Luna extracted a promise from him to just stick to thumping the enemy with swords and dragon powers, when he lost the match by failure to appear. Alex: 27
Tristan Zenobia vs Robo
SageAcrin You know, some scenes can seem really cute. Everyone takes them so lightheartedly, they seem like jokes. But you have to take reality seriously. As Robo, covered in black liquid, burst into a massive fireball, engulfing half the arena, shortly after entering the arena, for a moment, only one horrified voice could be heard. "...darn it. He really... was just randomly leaking oil that time...I thought he...I mean... I should have figured out what causes it and... fixed that...I guess..." Lucca shamefacedly mumbled, before the paniced stampede began. Tristan Zenobia: 35 
Lich vs Blaziken
SageAcrin Blaziken. A creature with the weight of cliches against him. A chicken who, by his very nature, feared his own power, at least on some level. Clearly Lich would have no trouble preying on the fears of such a simple creature. At least, that's what he thought, right up until he entered the arena. As he approached the Pokemon, however, a nagging feeling he was forgetting something kept tickling the back of his mind. Just as the battle officially started, he remembered, in a horrific chain of blanked out memories. You see, Blaziken wasn't the only one with the weight of cliches against him. As Blaziken's foot hurtled towards Lich's face, he remembered his own cliches. Undead fear both fire and martial artists... Lich: 22 Gavaroc Fevinor
Mullen vs Tony
Namagomi Tony just can't catch a break, it seems... After all the ridicule, getting downgraded off of his debut match because of a kid, being insulted with two more kids in his next matches, and having his rank as third-class pilot shoved in his face by Mullen, he snapped...and pretty much opened fire on the Colonel until he was nothing more than a fine red paste on the arena walls... ...for "assaulting a superior officer," Tony was once again demoted. Reportedly, they're trying to invent a new rank to demote him to... Mullen: 25 
Opera Vectra vs Asch
Dunefar Just imagine this, over and over. "Booom! I'm going to turn you into a beehive!" "REPLICAAAAAA!" "Boom! I'm going to turn you into a beehive!" "REPLICAAAAAA!" "Boom! I'm going to turn you into a beehive!" "REPLICAAAAAA!" The stalemate is broken by one thing. While Asch is a fleshy knight quite capable of being shot into a beehive; Opera is not a replica. Asch fizzles out rather quickly in light of this stunning fact and reversal of fortune. Opera Vectra: 35 SageAcrin
The New Life Magic Fanatic There was a massive struggle to be had, with each side giving it their all to not lose - Garnet to protect Zidane, Edge and company to try to return perversion to normality, Zidane to actually succeed in not being a total pervert, and Sten to get his leader back. It was poetic, really. The random blastings that came afterwards stole this away into a annihilation, as all the girls were mad and more powerful than ever, pounding all that stood before them into a fine paste. And so, after getting that mess taken care of, the party continued, with Yuna and Lulu disappointed that they missed out on a part of the festivities. ---------------------------------- Zidane's fight, however, was more odd. Oh, sure, it was nothing less than a crushing defeat for Sten and company. After all of Sten's help had been disabled, he finally realized that Zidane wasn't coming back. "W-w-w-why... Why are you..." Sten stuttered, backing up against a wall. The fear was evident in his eyes as he backed up against a wall with Zidane staring down at him in disdain. True, he had no escape and could be easily destroyed, but Zidane had different idea. "Look, Sten, I'm tired of it. After losing out on that paradise near the end of last season, being a pervert just doesn't really do anything for me anymore," Zidane said, with an almost tired look in his eye. Sten looked on with confusion, not quite getting the full meaning of what Zidane was saying. "Look, you can take my spot, I don't care," Zidane said, bringing his blade to point straight at Sten. "Just get out before I stop being nice." And so Sten ran away. But that was not the only effect of that night. When Zidane bequeathed his position to Sten, he also gave almost all of his pervertedness to Sten. As a result? That moment was the rise of ultra-pervert Sten, and the retirement of Zidane the lecher, not to mention the natural balance of pervertedness going back to normal on its own, with a source of pervertedness being transferred instead of just disappearing. ---------------------------------- "Why are we doing this again?" Edge asked, just handing over a name card that said 'Sir Edge Geraldine' to a random store NPC. "Because it's the court order... And considering that it seemed so easy to accomplish, you agreed to it," Yuri stated, handing over cards that said 'Mr. Yuri Hyuga.' Of course the girls filed suit against them for attempted perversion (yes, that is a fileable crime in the DL), and Mewtwo (who didn't particularly feel like being bothered that day) made his ruling against the perverts. The only end result to that was Chisato occasionally beating in Yuri's face for the close-to Naruto reference, and half the DL thinking Edge was trying to impersonate Edward, who repeatedly claimed that name was Gilbert Chris von Muir. There's some that always win, some that only sometimes win, and some that never win, huh? Zidane and Garnet: 22 Zidane escapes: 6 Yuri and company: 19 Sten: 11 Taishyr
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