--IMPORTANT NOTICE: OPEN IMMEDIATELY--

To: Duelling League Staffing Administration
Cc:
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As of this night of 03/14, we now move to forbid Dark Force from assigning proxies to judging duels that he had been assigned to judge, either directly or as a proxy himself, for a period of time indeterminable until he has shown proof that he will not assign proxies in such a manner that will create a large-scale disturbance amongst the audience. This has been determined after the observation of events that have occurred as of tonight's Quarterfinal Light match, of one Gomez, Ricardo, versus one Goldfinger, Frank.


To elaborate upon the match, the original designated judge, one Etna, had, in what could arguably be labeled as a bout of laziness, assigned one Dark Force as a proxy to the match in question, claiming that she had "important business to attend to" upon the time of the match. Upon the initialization of the match, it appears as if Dark Force had assigned three proxies to judge the match in question: one Magimel, Pierre, one Magimel, Gerard, and one Buigen, whose last name could not be determined. The audience entry gates had been sealed and guarded as per Security Procedure B for containment of audience riot outbreaks during a match, by order of Dark Force.

This act of containment was then followed by both combatants in the match in question being forced to strip down to their undergarments, manually apply oil liberally to their bodies, and then poledance, overall being judged by the three proxies previously mentioned in the document. As a result of this, several damages have accrued throughout the two-hour duration that the "fight" had taken: Roughly twenty-five percent of the audience had self-inflicted grievous wounds, most notably to the eyes or eyelids, most likely in an attempt to cease watching the match. Another ten percent of the audience had attempted or committed suicide during the process. The majority of the remaining sixty-five percent of the audience had injured or killed each other in a riot outbreak of a desperate attempt to escape the premises of the arena in question. Furthermore, one Queen Brahne was sighted in the front row, cheering on the "combatants" in the arena.


This last detail is what has caused us to forward this motion. Scientific studies have not yet determined the level of psychological damage the visage of Brahne has inflicted upon our duelists. While the damage to the audience is temporary, repairable, and of some degree of importance, the duellers must be capable of fighting at least once a week, if not more, and our psychological hospital is woefully behind in comparison to our standard League Hospital. Furthermore, it is not that the duellers in question have been traumatized at all, but the fact that they have experienced unmeasurable psychological trauma as the result of a third party--specifically, one Brahne. Therefore, in addition to the motion stated in the beginning of this notice (that Dark Force be disallowed from assigning any proxy to a match he has been forced to judge, either as a proxy himself, or directly, for a period of time indeterminable until he has proven that he will not assign proxies in such a manner in the future), we also hereby motion that all proxies in the future be screened twice minimum prior to their judging the match that they have been assigned as a proxy to judge for. In addition to that, we motion that Etna be forced to judge over two (2) seasons' worth of matches, with priority given to those in Light featuring Stars of Destiny, or those who have been acquainted with one Serge or one Lynx. Failure to comply will be responded to with a court notice for a day as of yet unspecified.

If there are any issues to discuss, one may call the Duelling League Disciplinary Administration at 555-006-5535.
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Ricardo Gomez: 31
Frank Goldfinger: 8

Lowen vs Spar

Lowen: 29
Spar: 18

Lani vs Cyan Garamonde
Magic Fanatic
Lani and Cyan could be similar, as they both have moves that can really put the hurting on their enemies.

The difference?

Lani's moves don't require years of waiting to access.

Lani: 47
Cyan Garamonde: 18

It had to happen
~Snowfire

SageAcrin
A flashing blade.

A glint of light.

And then all was still.

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"...Edge, why'n the hell did you..." Yuffie trailed off, shaking her head. "Man, that's just cold."

"Pirates never have the right to challenge the mighty art of the ninja." Edge said solemnly, serious for a change.

"...even to me, this is an atrocity." Shadow shook his head, seconded by the generic Ninja.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! Old FRANK is here, saving the day for NINJAS EVERYWHERE! My BRAZEELIAN NINJA ARTS are too much for you foolish pirates!" Frank cried, rushing away from Vyse's body, as he single-handedly bludgeoned and smashed his way through the ranks of the pirates.

"...seriously, did we have to status all of them out? Couldn't we have given them some chance? I mean, this is just...so...wrong." Yuffie shook her head, as Frank single-handedly and slowly killed paralyzed and sleeping pirates.

"Never." Edge repeated grimly.

Ninjas: 32
Pirates: 25

Gatewalker
Alright, let's break this down.

The ninjas have Edge(awesome), Shadow(pretty cool), Yuffie(awesome), Frank(...counts against them...) and an FFT Ninja(awesome, but generic).

The pirates have Vyse(awesome), Aika(pretty cool), Gilder(awesome), Fina(...counts against them...) and Drachma(awesome UOM).

So that's 3.5 awesomes for the ninjas...minus Frank. And 3.5 awesomes for the pirates...minus Fina. So this battle comes down to the Generic factor of the FFT ninja vs the UOMness of Drachma.

And come on now, is that really even a question?

Pyro
Vyse is an accomplished leader with a plethora of victories to his name. In short, he is competent.

Edge is the prince of a devastated land whose biggest point of interest is charging head-first at a mighty Fiend that could have roasted him effortlessly.

Arr matey. Arr.

Tylor H
An ninjas, fast, graceful, lethal. Sure they're generally frail, but what kind of pirate could possibly survive long enough in order to take advantage of that.

Pirates with Delta Shield seem to be a good answer.

One physical immune round later, and the Blue Rogues are well on their way to another sound victory.

Lance
I say the pirates win simply because I like the word "roguery."