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Kefka vs Lugia
Meeplelard Lugia knew this match wasn't going to be easy. Being one of the more intelligent Pokemon, it needed to resort to cunning and psychic powers to take it! ...unfortunately, looking into the mind of Kefka is like opening a canned soda after its been put into a blender and miraculously not opened yet...that has been fused with plutonium. I'm not sure what the analogy entails, but the point is, its dangerous. So much that Lugia couldn't look into Kefka's mind for more than 2 seconds without the risk of being mentally scarred, and what he DID see...well, lets just say there's a reason he went the route of forfeiting. Kefka: 53 Gavaroc Fevinor
Jessica Albert vs Zeromus
Meeplelard Jessica knew her basic fighting style wouldn't win, so she opted for a more...subtle approach... Unleashing the Dangerous Bustier, she knew she could simply distract Zeromus and take him down! ...unfortunately, she forgot one...minor...detail... Zeromus, being the embodiment of hate, darkness, and other things, practically INVENTED the idea of Fanservice of this nature, and frankly, couldn't care less about humans and their appearances anyway. The fact that said armor provides no real defensive advantages against high calibur Big Bang spells doesn't help the issue. Jessica Albert: 19 
Fujin vs Vandesdelca Musto Fende
Dhyerwolf You might not have guessed this, but Fujin can have a very strange streak of naivety sometimes. Well, maybe it’s not that strange. After all, she did think that Seifer was a worthy leader. --- “I HEAR YOUR OPPONENT IS VAN” Zoah asked Fujin after the infamous band was done playing one night. “KILL,” was Fujin’s only response. “HAR HAR, I HEAR ALL HIS POWER IS IN HIS EYEBROWS” Shigeo said, reusing Anise’s old joke. Fujin’s face dropped, and a single tear rolled down her face…a single tear because she only had one eye. How could someone with such a major eye-based deficiency overcome such magnificient eyebrows? It surely wasn’t possible. Fujin was so despondent that when her match came, she barely put up a fight, giving Van the easy win. Fujin: 11 
Cecilia Lyne Adelhyde vs Dhaos
Meeplelard Beautiful, long Blonde Hair! Dashing Good Looks! Manly, muscular build! Yes, Dhaos is the perfect opponent for a young girl like Cecilia... ----- "Can someone tell me WHY Dhaos agreed to turning this match into a Miss Pretty Princess Fashion Contest?" puzzled Lucca in the Referee's chair. "My only guess is he completely misunderstood what the entire thing is, being from a different world and all that. But even then, you'd think the word 'Princess' would be a turn off for anyone male...that isn't Kuja..." responded Garr, sitting next to her. "Well, on the bright side, we managed to make this fight go quickly, and avoided seeing Dhaos in a dress, since Cecilia wins by default due to her opponent being male..." replied Exdeath. Cecilia Lyne Adelhyde: 24
Anastasia Valeria vs Eirika
Taishyr Eirika won by default, because Anastasia failed to show up. Ashley in a dress showed up instead. Indignant at this, Eirika ordered Seth to get in his tutu and charge the abombination. This was countered by Brad in a bikini. Further confusing the issue was Duessel showing up afterward with Ephraim, who were suddenly switched into little princess outfits as they charged into the fight, which had grown to include Rudy, Clive, a rather glum Jet, Riev, and Gerik, all in various forms of female attire. --- "Man. Setting up a Female Pervert Squadron? Getting Lucca and Luccia to help out, and getting Liz and Ard to further help with the promise of revenge? Great idea, Anastasia." Sharon giggled, munching on some chips. "Hey, when you get out as little as I do, you need all the good moments you g- ooh, nice pantyshot by Rennac there." Anastasia replied nonchalantly. "Indeed." Deis grinned, leaning back on a futon. "The mind-ray to make them act natural is a rather nice touch. And Eirika being willing to start the debacle by sending Seth in as well, in payment for winning the match? Brilliant. My dears, we may truly have a good idea on our hands, here." Anastasia Valeria: 21 
Strago Magus vs Alfina de Pamela
Dhyerwolf “When I was a boy, we had to walk through 3 forbidden caves to get to school” Adray said, slamming down his drink. “When I was a boy, we had to fight 50 monsters to gain a single level! None of this quick leveling or experience boosting malarkey!” Strago yelled. “When I was a boy, we wore tutus just like real men do! Boys today with their “pants!” Humbug!” FuSoYa yelled. “…Tutus?” his drinking partners asked. “I lived on the moon! We were very backwards people! And you’re wearing a skirt right now Adray!” “It’s a kilt! The height of high culture!” “Hic. Say, have you heard that those pansy-waisted elves are coming back out of hiding!” FuSoYa asked. “Elves! Always stepping on my lawn! I cut off their ears to make my shoes,” said their 4th member Haschel, before slipping back into drunken unconsciousness. “It’s true! The Elves are coming out of hiding” Adray said, belching at the same time. Strago flashed back to his youth. Of course, like many old men, his memories sometimes got a mixed up. See, he did in fact try an auto-levelling potion, handy of a traveling elf. But instead of making Strago level up, all it did was make shrill voices ring out in his head for months. He nearly took his own life from the horror. He has since revised his story of the event. His mind snapped back just in time to hear Haschel wake up and give a lecture of the advantage of ogre skin headbands. Charming. Strago was waiting impatiently for his opponent, and the judges were about to call the match in his favor. Suddenly, a shrill voice rang out. “I’m heeeeere.” The voice. The ears. The hideous creature standing in front of him. He was taken back to the worst time of his life just based on the voice alone. Alfina’s teenage mewling has sent many a stronger man packing. Strago took a few months to recover the ordeal. Of course, when he rejoined his drinking buddies, the newest remembered experience they had from their boyhood was not being beaten by girls. It took him a while to live this one down. Strago Magus: 14 
Antenora vs Angelo
Taishyr An easy match. Frail, pathetic, a few pocket tricks up a long sleeve and long hair to get in the eyes. Really. This match couldn't have been simpler. --- "... so they both screamed 'HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S THE IDIOT PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON' before shooting each other in the nose while looking where the other person directed them to." Lang finished up with a straight face. Magus stared at the arena for a moment. "Who fell first?" "Kinda impossible to tell, it was practically simul-" Suddenly, Angelo's body disappeared in a puff of black smoke as Magus turned away. "He reminds me of that idiot frog." "... Well. Cool, Antenora wins. That makes things easier on me." Lang said after a minute. Antenora: 25 
Bowie vs Jenova
Namagomi An intrepid hero, wielding the Force Sword and magic that could call down the fury of the heavens. A gigantic alien monstrosity, directly responsible for the death of an entire race, and indirectly responsible for the advent of one of the most infamous Godlikes of all time. One arena... While this posed to be an epic battle, any thoughts of Bowie doing anything were cut short as soon as he suddenly froze in place, struck down effortlessly by Jenova's casting of Stop. At least he didn't have to feel the onslaught of lasers subsequently fired at him for anything longer than the most painful instant in the world before blacking out. Bowie: 12
Margulis vs Rena Lanford
SageAcrin "I'll show you how different we are!" "I won't lose!" "I'll send all of you to your graves!" "Now's your chance to run away." "Is that all you've got?" "Be crushed!" "Too slow!" "Star Flare!" "Die!" --- "This is like watching some bizarre mating ritual." Opera noted, as she munched popcorn while the two combatants quoted at each other. "Like you have room to talk." Chaz noted. "It's not my fault my lines sucked." Opera sighed. "Beehive? Seriously, what the hell." "What are we judging them on here, anyways? Rena has more lines, but they're incredibly hideous..." Kuja wondered. "I dunno. As far as I know, we're supposed to wait for them to fight." Opera shrugged. --- Ultimately, three hours later, Margulis was declared the victor, despite being winded, dazed, sweaty, confused, in a fair deal of pain and with an inordinate amount of sunburn. How did he win, you may ask? Wouldn't you like to know. Margulis: 28 
Jennifer vs Meganium
Meeplelard Its times like this Meganium wishes he was like Venusaur. Why? Cause then he'd be a poison type and Jennifer's Fighting type attacks would be useless! Due to this, Meganium's in a bit of a bind... *scene shift, Meganium tackling Jennifer and crushing her is shown* ...that is unless of course they chose the anime rendition which is over affectionate to the first thing it lays eyes on, tackleglomps them, and doesn't get off until told sooner. Unfortunately, this Tackleglomp knocked Jennifer out cold. Jennifer: 24 
Keneth vs Genis Sage
Dhyerwolf Keneth wasn't taking any chances in the arena, for he wasn't going to let a little kid beat him. He might usually depend on his sword to win him battles against the magically inclined, but he had another type of metal in mind of this match. --- Genis came to match carrying on unusual object. The judges let it pass, for it appeared to be perfectly ordinary. After all, if Genis wanted to use a weathervane as a new weapon, it wasn't really against the rules. "With this magical rod that contains the special power of Mithos and his soul, I can't go wrong! It was so nice of someone to send me this treasured possession of my friend that once tried to kill me!" Keneth smiled to himself. He knew that sending an ordinary weathervane to Genis and writing a letter that it had Mithos' soul in it would guarantee that the twerp would carry it everywhere. With an impressive burst of magical energy, Keneth send countless volts of electricity into the air...which all happened to converge on Genis' weathervane. The pain knocked the frail half-elf right out. "And I'm supposed to be the stupid one?" Lloyd asked from the audience. Keneth: 28 CO Raven
Yulie Ahtreide vs Valeria
Namagomi Immediately upon hearing about Kresnik falling ill with a case of influenza, Yulie had no choice. She never appeared to the match, forfeiting so that she could be by her dear brother's side. And so while Valeria was awarded the win, millions everywhere might have been touched by such a heartwarming act of self-sacrifice... ...assuming our story merely ended here. As it turns out, Kresnik, in his state of sickness, had posted a long, sprawling tirade on his Livejournal, Deadjournal, MySpace, Facebook, and several other blogging accounts, practically excreting angst every second that he was not instead randomly blathering about conviction--in both text and audio formats. And tragedy immediately struck as this post, in both forms, was used as a weapon of terror, an unknown hacker overriding all forms of telecommunications with the audio and textual formats of these posts, in such that no matter what one did or where they went--whether they tried to change the channel on the television, listen to a radio, or even talk on a presumably secure line, all they could see and hear...was unending angst and ramblings about "conviction". But it was at least a happy ending for Valeria. After all, she won, didn't she? ...In other news, all access to Sphere corporate headquarters has been denied for an indeterminate period. Yulie Ahtreide: 18
Zylo vs Connie
Dhyerwolf It was over in a flash, but who could really expect anything else. The arena got a gruesome sight as Zylo basically inhaled Connie in one breath. She won't be duelling again for quite some time. On the plus side, this meant that the Suikodogs had an opening, and the tryouts for Suiko-based failures who were willing to join for the opportunity to enter the duelling ring. Suikofailure that can't duel? Well, everyone got quite a few laughs at seeing Childerich in a dog costume forced to carry around strawberries. Zylo: 35 
Jelanda Artolia vs Gogo
Dhyerwolf "What an ugly dress you are wearing! A princess would never be caught dead in it!" Jelanda declared to Gogo, her royal upbringing taking precedence over her fighting instincts. "...What an ugly dress you are wearing! A princess would never be caught dead in it!" "How dare you, you, you knave!" Jelanda heaved back, insulted beyond belief. "How dare you, you, you knave!" Gogo retorted. "Stop copying me!" "Stop copying me!" "Why are you doing this!?" "Why are you doing this!?" "Ten Thousand Deaths are not enough for you!" Gogo shrugged, and decided to copy with actions this time instead of words. With its surprising amount of skills it could copy from his FF 6 friends, he had all the tools to in fact give Jelanda her 10,000 deaths. Jelanda Artolia: 22 
Gremio vs Hix
Starphoenix das Helpoemer In a battle between two Suikoden faithful such as these, there is one thing to consider... The one with an Exertion Rune in his weapon is probably going to kill the one without. But even if Hix didn't have that nifty little rune on his sword, Tengaar would probably be enough to push this match over the top for him with threats of bloody training or somesuch. Well, at least it's better than being eaten by carnivorous spores... wait... Gremio: 11 
Augst Henriksen vs Kent
Tylor H Both of them, men of responsibility, forced to look after their careless allies while holding onto their dignity and caring for a lord and master that has their eye on a bigger picture you can only hope to help them fulfill. Indeed, when these two face, there's only one way it could possibly end. * * * * * "Ha! And then there wazsh thish time when Sain just dishappeared from the battle for a bit. Had to help shome lady get her stuff home from the shtore!" Kent blared, emphasizing his points with the slamming of his tankard. "Indeed, why that reminds me of this one time with Jeremy. Left his post because he felt something needed killing. Besides time." Augst said, his cheeks actually flushing with yet another glass of wine disappearing down his gullet. Kent stopped for a moment, and then burst out laughing. "Has anyone ever told you you've got the besht shense of humour?" Augst stopped at this, taken aback, before hesitantly replying. "Why, no. I... I don't know what to say." "I loves you man, sheriously!" "I... I love you two" As for who actually won the fight? Compared to this bonding moment that would last in the unison of two kindred spirits, one of the largest hangovers ever seen in the DL, and an eternity of cheap amusement for Sain, a trivial thing like that hardly matters. Augst Henriksen: 12
Murder Most Foul? Maxmagnus20019 It was a double suicide followed by the most horrible sounds... the sounds of... HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME... I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES... GOT NOWHERE TO GO... THE NIGHT GOES ON AND IT'S NOT FADING AWAY! Lloyd: 5 Id: 12 Kimahri: 9 Magdalen: 13 Will: 4 Suicide: 16 Gatewalker
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