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Ghaleon vs Claude Kenni
AndrewRogue He may have stayed in a dorm And might consider lasers the norm, But it should be known That Claude still can't take a single Fate Storm Ghaleon: 44 Lezard Valeth
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Odd Eye vs Wren
Taishyr Wren was waiting calmly as Odd Eye strode into the arena, hand on his sword. A pause. Then Wren broke down. ----- "Well -that- was pointless." Chaz muttered as Lucca and Demi fixed Wren up. "How the hell did he manage to break before even fighting?" "Who was Wren fighting, again?" Lucca asked, sparing a glance to Chaz as she pushed up her glasses. "Odd Eye. What's that have to do with anything?" Chaz muttered. "How many eyes does Odd Eye have?" Lucca grinned, tightening a nut. Chaz stared at Lucca, before... "YOU MEAN HE COULDN'T HANDLE A BASIC LOGIC MISMATCH?!?" Odd Eye: 31 
Rhapthorne vs Masaji Kato
Taishyr "Hurry! We must expose the Vulnerabulb!" Kato bellowed, at the wheel of the FF Enterprise. "Ouka, FIRE!" > Sniper Orb uses Mystical Revenge Gunner! > DRK takes no damage! "What is this witchery...?! HURRY! Set off the Time Explosion!" Kato cursed. Yuri watched the match, munching on popcorn. Maxim gave him a quizzical stare. "Any reason why he's being allowed outside weapons?" "Rhapthorne was allowed a boost as well. They're acting out a scene from a little adventure thing." "Huh?" "Still you will not yield, eh? Then taste... CHIN DIPLOMACY!" Kato bellowed in defiance. >Kato's Chin deploys an array of 99 rockets! >DRK takes no damage! "...this makes no sense." Maxim mutters. "See, both of them thought this would be fun. Sadly, Kato seems to have forgotten what Rhapthorne's weakness would be like this." "What is it?" "Candy. He can't be hurt unless his blood sugar gives him issues." Yuri confided. "...and yet Rhapthorne's attempting to hit a flying airship that Kato can pilot insanely well." Maxim states. "Yep." "This match is gonna take forever, isn't it." Yuri tilted the bag of popcorn to Maxim in mute reply. A slight sigh, before Maxim grabbed a handful. Rhapthorne: 34 
Lambda Zellweger vs False Althena
Taishyr Lambda's special power is crying. Salty water is a good electrical conductor. False Althena summons huge blasts of lightning. This one should be obvious. Lambda Zellweger: 15
Jack van Burace vs Presea Combatir
Admiral Ackbar There are a few rules that remain true within the RPGDL. One of these is the fabled Axe to the Face. When someone has an axe and the enemy has a face, the face of the enemy will usually be struck by said axe, producing a victory. Presea was confident in this rule to remain true against the speedy Jack despite his ever potent Laser Silhouette at the ready. What she didn't realize though, is that said rule has failed before. And as soon as the match started, Presea carried out the plan by running up to Jack as he prepared to draw his blade. "IT'S A TRAP!" The sudden flash of the blade cutting into her several times; she never saw it coming. MORAL OF THIS STORY: An axe to the face is a great way to get ahead in life, but it's hard to argue with a trap that was JUST AS PLANNED Jack van Burace: 26 
Borgan vs Lin
Taishyr Asking Lin to pose with him in a bromide, in retrospect, wasn't Borgan's best moment. Reacting by shooting Borgan's head off with a machine gun wasn't Lin's. Having to resurrect Borgan and deal with his advances wasn't Yuna's. Nuking Borgan off the face of the map with a Holy to the face wasn't Yuna's best moment, either, but. Borgan: 17 
Cristo vs Zapdos
superaielman It's everyone's favorite super sexy hat wearing status sliinging princess loving badass! He's back this time with a new product: Poke-a-off! Yes, this product is 100% assured to handle any of the Heavy versions of these pests, be they fire or thunder or ice elemental. How does this wonderful product work you say? Why just pay 12 easy payments of 1000 to Kiryl and watch as he statuses the monsters, heals frequently, and bludgeons them to death with his sword! It's ASSURED to work! Call today, operators are standing by!!!!! Cristo: 27 
Momo vs Id
AndrewRogue Although there are those who go And say that the id is inferior to the super ego I think it goes without saying That Id still smacks around any kind of Momo Momo: 8
Darc vs Akihiko Sanada
Captain Falcon Darc has never fought a Persona user before. Or at least, not one who carries around a dangerous looking gun beside his belt. So, he decided to take a page from a certain famous hero he's heard about - what was his name again? Tink? Link? Regardless, he knew what he was going to do. Instead of engaging what could be a potentially deadly brawl, he was just going to push this dueller out of the ring with his wind magic. Unfortunately for him, Akihiko's heard about this hero as well. No thanks to a certain Junpei Iori pestering him and the rest of his dorm mates to play a certain game. And as soon as Akihiko saw Darc's strategy, he knew what he was going to do. As the two contestants entered the ring, Akihiko wasted no time, quickly taunting Darc and asking him to show off his moves. Provoked, Darc put his plan into motion. The first set of gusts were meant to push him away, but a jump into the air as the wind came blowing towards him sent it sailing harmlessly under his feet. By reflex, Darc decided to reverse the direction of the wind to pull Akihiko out of the ring the other way, thinking that would catch him off guard. Except the high school boxer was ever one step ahead of him. Putting all his energy into his fist, Akihiko did a spin and let the now on-coming wind boost the distance of his attack - right into Darc's face. "FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAWNCH" Both fighters were ringed out. But since Akihiko had managed to hit Darc with one of the strongest attacks known to man, he was declared the winner as Darc sailed out of the arena before he did. "YES! Everything went according to plan!" Darc: 12 
Marle (Nadia Guardia) vs Axel
Lady Ashe This was supposed to be the day everything got better. Today was supposed to be the Dark Hero's glorious return to the spotlight, so why did it turn out like this? A few hours before his fight, Axel discovered that his opponent was a princess. While Axel was off fleeing the DL, he came across a guitar playing contest in a local club. The reward? A record deal. No rules, but the only thing the participants could bring in with them was a guitar. Being an expert in guitar-based combat, he planned to just beat everyone else up and release a new album to get the Dark Hero back to the top of the charts. Then Dante showed up. ...Yeah. Marle was a bit disappointed that she wasn't able to fight, but after being out for over twenty seasons she knew to take what she could get. Marle (Nadia Guardia): 26 
Kazin vs Titania
AndrewRogue Kazin is a mage, very strong and rarely blue. Titania a knight, both honorable and true. I must say, after Kazin's loss? I have no choice but to pity the foo'. Kazin: 12 
Sprigg vs Paine
Taishyr Look, we could explain the giant jellyfish appearing during the middle of the battle. We could elaborate on Paine and Sprigg transforming into a super-old woman with metal wings and arms to fight it. There's a perfectly ration explanation for the Tantalus airship ramming into both at high speeds, too. But we just can't explain why Magical Princess Ghaleon appeared singing on top of the ship immediately afterward. And the explanation for why Paine won would require a doctoral thesis and likely feature three mentions of Brahne so we'll omit that, too. Sprigg: 11 Ayra
Gogen vs Noel Chandler
Taishyr Gogen never made it to the match, being detained by PETA on accusations of "ten hundred years of animal abuse." Noel has not said whether he was the one who made the call to PETA or not. Gogen: 12 
Rozalin vs Tao
AndrewRogue Rozalin is red, And Tao is dead, About this fight, Nothing more needs be said. Rozalin: 17 Namagomi
Krin vs Hanako
superaielman *Due to the extreme creepiness value of the loli fans stalking Hanako, this fight has been cancelled and replaced with sock puppets fighting it out.* Sock Punching Puppet Krin: Oh die you stupid little girl! *Evil needle throw* Sock Punching Puppet Hanako: Oh no! *Suffers great damage* Sock Punching Puppet Heroman: !!! *SMASH* Sock Punching Puppet Krin: NOOOOO *DIES* --- Turns out that Hanako used both her hands for the fight and was a Heroman fan. Krin: 10 
Celine Jules vs Anna Zirski
DragonKnight Zero Whipped cream! Chocolate! Skimpy clothes!! CENSORED!! To the great disappointment of the perverts, Bowser, Jean, and Suicune were judging. As none of the judges were inclined towards perversion among human females (Expellian, Palman, close enough) the match was held as a straight duel. "This looks like a good ... HEY!" Anna doesn't waste time with pre-battle quotes. A single well placed toss of a slasher and the outcome was decided. Mortified, Celine ran out of the arena bounds. Too concerned about looking good, Celine just couldn't bear to be missing part of her outfit. So she went after her hat which Anna had knocked off, not concerned that the hat was outside the arena bounds and losing by ringout. Had you going there for a bit, didn't I. Celine Jules: 14 |
