Week 6 - Finals
Lady vs Lenneth Valkyrie
Lady: 16
Lenneth Valkyrie: 11
Garai vs Jowy Atreides
Garai: 7
Jowy Atreides: 22
Venusaur vs Bruiser Khang
Venusaur: 23
Bruiser Khang: 2
Blastoise vs Diego Renault
Sei
Have you ever tried firing an arrow or using a spear while underwater?
Yeah, Diego had just as much luck trying either one here.
Maybe he should have asked his fellow Sky Lord, Amon, for scuba-diving lessons.
Blastoise: 19
Diego Renault: 6
Puny Cup: The Off Week
~by Sir Donald
Browbeat
Really, I've been patiently waiting for the inevitable day when I would have the chance to unironically vote for Shiho and Jogurt to win a championship.
Shiho and Augst: 9
Shiho and Jogurt: 11
Cinna and Augst: 4
Cinna and Jogurt: 3
Browbeat
Prior to the match proper, Jogurt succumbs to an uncommon moment of lucidity, using his vast intellect (being the slumbering Deity of Destruction and all) to con Cinna into wearing a certain ring during his outing.
It is unfortunate that no records remain of Augst's expression as she herself had to fight what seemed to be... another Jogurt.
Join us next time as the prophetic End Bringer himself, Jogurt, is pitted against a proxy of the prophetic End Bringer himself, Jogurt. Bring your collectible M.C. Escher sketchpads for an autograph from the winner following the match - assuming reality does not fold unto itself from the wrath of the 1-hit point wonders...
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