Week 2 - Eliminations
Jade vs Arc Eda Ricolne
Sir Alex
"Invincible!"
"BoltX."
"Attack!"
"BoltX."
"Attack!"
"BoltX."
....
(several hours later)
"Out... of... MP.... are you even hurt?"
"BoltX."
"Arrgh!"
"BoltX."
"...."
"BoltX."
"BoltX."
"BoltX."
Jade: 14
Arc Eda Ricolne: 11
Lavos vs Indalecio
Sir Alex
This match of two worthy Godlikes never got down to the ground. As Lavos hurtled down to the surface of the classified RPGDL planet, Indy hurled Energy Nede on his heels. Alas, we have no pictures of the match, as the resulting impact obliterated everything in the RPGDL. This is nothing new, and the planet and area soon regenerated... but Lavos was killed, and by Indalecio, and was thus awarded a loss.
Lavos: 9
Indalecio: 34
Ellen Kirishima vs Feena
Cora Meliamne
Feena, I like you and all, but your facing am opponet with cheep heavy healing, the ability to Null your fire spells, as well as status spells which could range from muting you, to KOing you.
OUT CLASSED.
Ellen Kirishima: 14
Feena: 11
Kuja vs Sephiroth
Cmdr_King
Kuja and Sephiroth reached a gentleman's agreement as soon as their match was announced- the two would engage in a planet-destorying contest, and the loser would forfeit the duel. Thus, Sephiroth went from world to world summoning Meteors, and moving on, assuming they would fall before the match. Kuja, meanwhile, poured his wrath upon many hapless continents, rendering countless planets uninhabitable.
Hours before the match, the two met up and tallied their scores.
"I count 128. How about you, Sephy?"
"... the same."
"This isn't good. What should we do?"
"Staring contest?"
"Alright. You're going down."
And so the tiebreaker commenced. Meanwhle, the DL computers noted that the match began, but no one was there to watch it as all the usual spectators were either slain or busy recreating much of the multiverse. Thus, the staring contest continued until both passed out.
Finally, a judge returned. Seeing both Godlikes asleep in the arena, he decided the first to awake would be the winner. A silver-haired figure stirred.
"And the winner is..."
Kuja: 24
Sephiroth: 20
Fenris
There's only room for one effeminate former Godlike champion from the Final Fantasy series in the next round, and seeing as Kuja has healing and is immune to all of Sephiroth's more powerful attacks, I'd bet on the guy who has no fear of wearing a thong in public.
Lord Windscar
Sephiroth, with Shin-Ra backing him, has the budget to perform his awesome Super Nova attack.
Kuja, who failed to pay the budget last year, cannot pay for the cool light effects of his Ultima, and leaves the arena as a poor hobo.
Meeplelard
Flare!"
"Shadow Flare!"
The two attacks collided again, as the two infamous FF bishie villains duked it out.
"Your good, Sephiroth, everything I'd expect from a man who has become quite possibly the biggest name in the RPG world"
"Your not so bad yourself, even if you are no different than no puppet's Hojo made" Sephiroth responded.
The match was going nowhere, Kuja and Sephiroth were matching each other blow for blow, but suddenly out of nowhere, a maniacal laughter was heard
"Fools! Battle all you want, but know that I am the supreme villain of our series. Uwhehehehe! This will be utterly delightful!" Shouted kefka, as he teleported into the ring.
"What are you doing here? This is an official match, if you want to fight, wait until afterwords!" Shouted Sephiroth
"Wait, he says? Do I look like a waiter? Now look, this is a prime opportunity to not take out only you, mama's boy, but also take out the spoiled monkey brat over there too, uwhehehehe! Afterwords, only I, kefka, will remain to claim myself as the supreme Final Fantasy Villain! Besides, I'm still angry from that finals last season!" He said, starting his typical jumping
"Not if I can help it!" Kuja shouted, hurling a flare star at Kefka
"No! I want to be the one to shut him up!" Shouted Sephiroth, smacking Kuja with the Masamune. Before another attack was thrown, though...
"Kome now, you worthless beings. I am already on the brink of Kompressing time! You are no different than those Kursed SeeDs!" Shouted Ultimecia
"And what do YOU want?" exclaimed Sephiroth.
"I am here to get the respekt I so rightfully deserve, of kourse!"
"Uhh...you don't get any respect cause, well, you know, you don't have a character TOO respect." Responded Kuja
"Ha! You are all fools! There is one thing you guys share in common, and that's being evil, and I am the embodiment of all that is evil, in otherwords, I am superior to you all!"
"So...now Zeromus wants in?" Kefka questioned
Zeromus appeared, annoyed that his "cover" was blown so quickly, and before he could say anything else...
"Alright, Ex-death, just come out already, we know your here too" Kuja shouted
"Blast! How did you know I was here?"
"Cause your an utterly boring piece of a crap whose a sad excuse of a villain and is completely predictable by every means neccessary..." Sephiroth explained
It was expected that Seymour would show up too, just cause of the way things were, but alas, this wasn't the case. It was clear this should be 1 on 1 match between Kuja and Sephiroth would turn into an all out free for all of FF villains until suddenly...
"SILENCE!" Jogurt shouted
"AH!" all 6 villains screamed in terror
"That's it, you guys have really annoyed me. I'll just choose a winner right here and now, and since this match OFFICIALLY is between only Kuja and Sephiroth, only those two will be randomly chosen, so..."
And thus, Jogurt, reaching into his helmet, pulled out a piece of paper with the winners name on it. And the name on the paper was...
Murphix
Clash of the Titans, here. While Sephy wins the Badass section of the match, he can't keep up with Kuja's nasty spellcasting. Sorry, silver-hair fanboys and girls.
Steiner, Adelbert vs Ramza Beoulve
Hunter Sopko
Who knew the Stupidity stat boosted damage? Thanks to this little nugget of lesser known RPG factdom, Steiner not only wins the match, but accidentally destroys the world thanks to the power of his attack.
Steiner, Adelbert: 34
Ramza Beoulve: 13
superaielman
Ramza Yells, and Steiner Shocks. Ramza Screams, and Steiner Shocks. Ramza whimpers- Oh wait, that's not part of his skillset, that's what he's doing after getting beat into a pulp.
Murphix
Ramza just can't compete with Guts alone. Steiner's larger skillset takes it home.
Bophur
Steiner enteres the arena holding his obscenely large sword.
Ramza enters the arena wielding two swords in either hand.
The match begins, neither swordsman spoke a word. Steiner immediately charges towards Ramza, almost sure of his victory, his many breaks could surely defeat this rebel. Ramza jumped. Steiner looks around confused for a moment, he soon realized the trouble he was in. Just in time he sidestepped, and Ramza landed harmlessly, the two swords creating an X deep in the ground. Steiner wastes no time and strikes Ramza across the back with Ragnarok, sealing the win. He proudly begins to walk out of the arena.Ramza stands up silently, and pulls his swords out of the ground. Steiner, wearing huge noisy armor does not hear Ramza charging. Suddenly he feels somewhat lighter and hears an abnormally loud clank. He turns, and sees Ramza in mid swing, and sees a good chunk of his armor rattling on the ground. He quickly brings his sword up to block Ramza's blow. They fight back and forth, every time Steiner parried one sword Ramza had the other flying at Aldebert. After a few minutes of the intense fighting Steiner begins to fatigue, and Ramza finds an opportunity to finish the fight. He does. Good old dragon spirit.
Gala vs Fina
Hunter Sopko
Monks are celibate, and thusly have nothing to fear from anything having to do with women. This is up to and including physical attacks, magic, gunshots, knifewounds, frying pan related injuries, seduction and money loss. Gala has nothing to fear thanks to his vow.
Celibacy had to have a plus side, right?
Gala: 14
Fina: 10
Ashley Winchester vs Dias Flac
Meeplelard
Ashley read up on his opponent. Long Blue Haired Bishie Swordsman...he thought to himself, and idea sprung up. He ran, grabbed the Argethalm, and transformed once again into the form of a hero, in an attempt to put on a show for the crowd.
Upon entering the ring, when the bell was rung, Ashley was disquallified instantly. He realized then he should have looked into to see if his legendary form was actually legal before using said powers...
Ashley Winchester: 12
Dias Flac: 28
T260G vs Fogel
Nephrite
If T260G equips for defense, he won't have enough offense for Cosmic Rave to do jack squat to Fogel. Once V-Max wears off, Fogel sends the robot back to the trash heap.
T260G: 13
Fogel: 17
Rand vs Sprigg
Meeplelard
Sprigg attempted a transformation, and decided to add a little flair to it by going through a whole Sailor Moon type transformation pose...
Pity Rand isn't like all those SM villains, and actually decides to flaten Sprigg in the middle of the scene.
Rand: 30
Sprigg: 6
Gijimu vs Destin Faroda
Dunefar
Both fighters are quite powerful, yet Destin holds the one edge to win. While Gijimu is a burly mountain man, Destin is a cute bishonen general. Match to the bishy.
Gijimu: 7
Destin Faroda: 20
Setzer Gabianni vs Alice Elliot
MepMasta
As for Setzer... well I simply rolled 3 dice and rolled 4,6,6... lucky as it may be this is a OKHO in my book.
Setzer Gabianni: 23
Alice Elliot: 10
Agrias Oaks vs Rassius Luine
Sir Chris
"Oh hey I can dodge evade ha ha ha"
"Heaven's wish to destroy all minds... HOLY EXPLOSION!"
"what?"
2 seconds later...
"AHHH GOD THE PAIN"
Agrias Oaks: 28
Rassius Luine: 4
Meredy vs Relm Arrowny
Grefter
Meredy gives Relm a few Quickies which proves to much for the little girl causing her to slump to the ground unconcious. Meredy then moves onto try and find someone with a little more stamina.
Meredy: 18
Relm Arrowny: 13
MepMasta
I allow Relm control as it is a class specific relic. Nuff said.
Riddel Viper vs Rikku
superaielman
Riddel isn't suited to the DL format, and this match proves it. Rikku, not the strongest of lights, takes her out by healing away her damage, and blasting her with a Mix at the end of the fight.
Riddel Viper: 8
Rikku: 31
Murphix
Rikku's overall useless duelling skills help her get pummelled by Riddel's bevy of Novas.
Brey vs Zieg Feld
Oblivion Knight
Two old men meeting in the arena? Ok, I'm sure you can guess what happened here...
"Why boy, back in MY day..."
"Are you kidding? Why, when I was your age..."
"Bah! Spoiled brat! Why, I had to walk..."
"Stop complaining! It was harder when I..."
This continued for several hours, until the elder of the two fell asleep. The judges had no choice but to award the younger Brey the victory, since he was the only conscious contender remaining.
Brey: 14
Zieg Feld: 11
Nara vs Meg
OK of Solaris
Little girl vs. Elder Gypsy...what an oddly intriguing match. Nara's got a sister who's a dancer, but Meg has a trump card all of her own: her special "Trick" Rune. Just like Demi's 'victory' over Elena, a little bit of technological and anatomical know-how can win a match without bloodshed, and make it fun for everyone ( or at least one or two special people )!
Nara: 7
Meg: 22
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