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Ghaleon vs Serge
gammastation Serge marched into the arena with a little indecisiveness, which as we all know, against Ghaleon can be downright fatal, but with his girlfriend up in the stands watching, there would be no way that Serge would let either Leena or her best friend, Lisa down. But Serge had also wondered, wheres Ghaleon? The Great Magic Emperor had not shown. Maybe hes afraid of me, Serge thought. But as Serge was contemplating on this, in a blinding light, Ghaleon appeared, and scoffed that such a boy would challenge the Magic Emperor, meanwhile, up in the stands, Leena and Lisa were conferring Leena: It seems that this Ghaleon might prove to be too much for Serge at this time. Lisa: Don't worry, for those with indominable will, such as Serge has, this Ghaleon will find it hard to beat him. Leena: But this Ghaleon looks so strong, and Serge is a little indecisive. Lisa: Well, Leena, let's just watch and see how this match goes before we make a judgement Back down in the arena, Ghaleon was trumpeting in laughter as the boy Serge was getting ready for battle facing what could very well be his destruction, when Ghaleon all of a sudden heard Leena and Lisa refer to him as "this Ghaleon", that incensed him, but not realizing that combat was to begin, Serge had hit Ghaleon fiercly with the Spectral Swallow. Of course this incensed Ghaleon futher, knowing that such swats were very annoying, so immediately Ghaleon countered Serges physical hits wih one his own. HELLS WAVE!!!! shouted the Magic Emperor Serge was in great distress, having to use Holy Healing immediately afteward. Ghaleon then saw his opening and immediately used Fate Storm. Serge was immediately face down in the arena, with Ghaleons hideous laughter echoing accross the arena and into the ears of the most distressed ears of Leena and Lisa. As Serge lay in a heap of blackened earth, he immediately knew that Ghaleon was to be feared. And then Ghaleon replied to Leena and Lisa specifically, " Now you see my power, maybe you'll treat me with more respect in the future" Then Ghaleon looked back on Leena and Lisa with more contempt he had for the gretly weakened Serge as he floated out of the arena. Ghaleon: 41 metriod composite
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Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau) vs Necrosaro
Dunefar Citan is really cool with his katana, but guess what? Necrosaro has two swords! That's double the stabbing power! Bye bye, Doctor! Well, that and far higher HP, doubleturns and an all around nasty game with Upper to shut down his attacks. You know, whichever does it for you. Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau): 9 
Albedo vs Anastasia Valeria
Zenthor A season ago- "Oh, manservant?" "Dood..." "Marivel should be fetching the latest boy soon. I'll need you to lotion him up for me, of course." The platinum-white prinny sighed. "Dood..." -Now- Albedo clenched his hands, visions of little boys and little girls being lubed up by two malformed penguin hands in his head. He looked straight ahead at Anastasia, who leaned upon the Argetlahm. "Not but a few weeks out of your sentence and you're already hunting little girls in the playground, eh, Manservant?" Anastasia shook her head. "Tsk tsk, someone wants to go back to a one-word vocabulary so soon." "You shut your damn mouth!" Albedo's began laughing, because although angry, he's also still bat-shit insane. "You don't know what it's like, do you? To have to grease up little ones without being able to have my own way with them? You're a sick woman." Anastasia grinned. "Why thank you." Albedo went on with his laughter. "But now, at last, revenge shall be mine! Hahahahahaha!!" He placed his hands on his head, and lifted. "Hahahahahaa----Eck!" The crowd burst in laughter. Little girls giggled throughout the stadium, and everyone was pointing and laughing. Well, except Morte, who has no hands. Albedo's head was hanging by a single strap of skin. "No, no... this can't be happening!" Albedo exploded into a fit of rage at the loss of his last parlor trick. "First my dignity, now my pride! This is your fault! I'll kill you! I'll kill you with Death!" Albedo ran at Anastasia, head flopping, fists flying. It would have been a hilarious sight for the Sword Magess, if she hadn't recieved a face full of fist seconds later. "Wow, I haven't seen a man beat a woman like that since I took a tour of the deep south!" one of the generic announcers exclaimed. "Dude, not cool! You're going to get us fired again" said Generic Announcer number two. Albedo: 31 
Celes Chere vs Kuja
OKnight of Solaris It was the fight everyone was talking about. Every fallen Godlike had reserved a special seat for the match: Feena, Erim, Claude, and many others had made sure to get front row seats to cheer on Kuja as he prepared to splatter another opponent. "This is bad," Claude said. "Even though we're here supporting her loss, she can't be brought down to Heavy where she belongs for three more seasons! She'd need to lose...a good eighty points or so!" "Quiet," Feena whispered, "the fight is about to start" The arena-goers took their seats and watched as both the RPGDL's highest rated transvestite, and the Female Magitek Soldier prepared to face off in the most highly televised Godlike match of the week. "I shall defeat you, oh tarnisher of women's clothing!" Celes yelld out to the floating monkey. "Ah, but then I would have to take off this beautiful new thong I just bought from Victoria's Secret! If I did that, I'm sure there would be even more of a problem" "Hah! I'm a battle-hardened knight who had to live side-by-side with Kefka! I can take whatever you have!" "Then very well! The time has come to let my body float free!" And with that, the sane members of the audience covered their eyes and ducked their heads, while the rest of the idiots ( Celes included ) stared at the spectacle of Kuja.... Several hours and a couple gallons of ammonia later, Feena and the rest of the fallen Godlikes were happy to see that Celes, after recovering from the shock, had called off her wedding with Locke, citing "Inability to Consumate relationship due to extreme fear of Coital interaction" as the reason. Of course, this was followed by her marriage the next day in Vermont to Nana, and her rise to power as the head of the National Gay and Lesbian RPG Character Association ( NGLRPGCA ), but that's another write-up for another day... Celes Chere: 13 Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Magus (Janus Zeal) vs Demi
OblivionKnight Demi is perfectly capable of taking Magus' offensive punch and then some, no matter how the Prince of Zeal decides to fight. Unfortunately for Demi, Dark Matter and Black Hole look oddly similar to a time warp. And in the heat of battle, even Demi's amazingly advanced logic and calculation circuits are incapable of figuring out the difference fast enough to keep from being sent back several hundred thousand years into the past. Magus (Janus Zeal): 32 
Jecht vs Rosa Harvey
Cmdr_King There are only two facts that really matter in this bout. 1. Holy really, really hurts. 2. White Mages tend to faint as soon as you swing building-sized swords at them. I leave it to you to figure out which one decided the outcome of this match. Jecht: 39 Sir Alex
Surt vs Alex
OblivionKnight Giants < Dragons. In D&D, they're lower danger levels, as well as being less of a problem to take down...heck, intelligently controlled low level cahracters can murder giants, but not dragons. So, Mr. of Burg should have this in the bag, right? Yes, in most circumstances. Sadly, Ashton Anchors was the last person to wish Alex luck before the battle. Even more sadly, Alex was crushed by a spaceship that Maru shot down while training for the DL's upcoming archery contest. Unable to move, think, breathe, or fight at all, Alex had to call the match. Surt: 21 
Ryu vs Justin
superaielman Rune stood, smirking in the arena. Although he had made peace with Justin last week, he still wasn't above enjoying what was about to happen. His opposite in Justin was supposed to go up against Ryu2, a fighter that clearly outmatched him in most ways. And Rune had front row seats to see the carnage for himself. The two had already been led to the ring, and the match was about to start. ..."Start!" Once he heard the words from the ref, Ryu wasted no time in preparing his best move, G. Dragon. With a wordless roar, he fired the attack off, scoring a direct hit on Justin. The arena was filled with smoke and dust from the explosion, and among the fallout, Rune smiled. Ah, revenge was sweet... "Huh. So Feena was right!" A teenager's voice sounded off in the center of the slowly clearing dust. Rune was utterly stunned. How could the idiot survive such a blast? No PC, not even Justin, is thick skinned enough to survive it. "I'm glad I listened to her, and used Immortal Aura before the battle! That move looked like an adventure not even I want to take!" With that admission, the ref looked sharply over to Justin. "You know that using stat buffers before the match aren't allowed, son. I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you. Winner, Ryu2!" "Oh well." With that, Justin shrugged and ran over to Feena. "Honey, I guess I'm done for this season. Want to go out to eat?" Once Feena nodded, Justin grinned, hugged his wife, and walked out of the arena, without a cut on him. As he passed, he caught Rune in the corner of his eye, and waved. "Hi, Rune! Thanks for coming to see me. Oh well, there's always next time. Hope you'll join me in heavy soon!" Justin wondered why Rune started cursing and ranting as soon as he turned around. "Maybe he lost his wallet?" Justin looked over to Feena. His wife looked over as they were walking out, and saw a visabily restrained Rune shrieking for "That idiot's head!" Chucking, Feena grabbed Justin and dragged him out of the arena."I think he did lose his wallet, sweetie. Come on, let's go eat." Ryu: 36 Major Damage
Lenus vs Cleo
OblivionKnight Fire beat water? You jest! Think physics for a second: fire + water makes steam, right? Now, tell me, who wears the loosest, most revealing clothing of these two fighters? ...why does this matter, you ask? Wet T-shirt contests, of course! See, the steam will do a good job of focusing special...features...of these two contestants for the audience to see. And since this is a voting contest...and most of the RPG community is male.... For these reasons, Lenus takes this match in a bath...I mean...yeah, in a bath. Lenus: 25 
Raijin vs Juan
Cmdr_King Dedicated though he is to his duties, Raijin can certainly respect someone wanting to take every chance they can to catch up on their sleep on the job. As such, Raijin opened with his physical, rather than Raijin Special, in order to make the fight as fair as possible. Sadly, Raijin forgot one of Juan's defining attributes. Although Juan does indeed start every match napping, when he awakes he's far to enraged to do much besides pound the living daylights out of his foes. Raijin tried to recover from this blunder, but once Juan is awake, it's pretty much all over. Raijin: 20 
Gafgarion, Gaff vs Sheena Lepant
cwazymammal@hotmail.com The first Dark Sword removes Sheena's strongest spells. The second removes everything else. After that, Sheena's reduced to dealing decent physical attacks, which might still bring him the win, if not for Gaffy's Night Sword abuse. Gafgarion, Gaff: 32 
Cait Sith vs Domingo
superaielman Domingo, there's an upside to your loss. Although you were turned into a frog and beaten to death by a talking cat, no one can say you didn't look cute with a green shell on your back. Cait Sith: 19
Elly van Houten vs Gengen
Meeplelard Elly decided to beat Gengen in the most peaceful way possible. As soon as the match begun, she took out a whistle, and blew in it. No sound came out, and most of the audience didn't know what was going on... Except for all the Kobolds in the building, Gengen included. This drove Gengen insane to the point where he started chasing his tail, and she kept blowing the whistle, til Gengen chased his own tail out of the arena. After winning, she realized that was actually a cruel method of victory. Elly van Houten: 36 
Nana vs Milich Oppenheimer
OblivionKnight "You can do it!" Saki yelled at her compatriot. All three of the Garlyle Sargeants stood in Nana's dressing room, forming a triangle of beauty and grace in what was otherwise an absolute pig stye. "Look at me, I did it. I'm sure you can!" "Indeed" Mio mused, pushing her glasses above the bridge of her nose once more. "My calculations indicate that you have only a twenty-two point three percent chance of losing this battle. The odds are in your favour" "Alright then!" Nana yelled, enthused. "I'll show that flaming nobleman who... Just then, Nana was interrupted by a loud knock at the door. The knock was soon followed by the sound of a chainsaw slicing through the wooden frame and demolishing the oak door. Through the sawdust floating in the air sprang Celes, who had just totally thrown her Godlike match with Kuja not too long ago. "Please Nana! Marry me!" She screamed. Celes rushed forward, and placed Locke's ring he had bought for her on Nana's long and delicate fingers. As it turns out, Nana indeed said yes, and, like her newfound life partner, threw her match for that day. Nana: 11 
Kiros Seagil vs Nina Wyndia
Meeplelard Kiros' one edge is his Limit, which hitting someone who lacks anything resembling physical durability like Nina would smite her... Pity that he never got a chance to use his Limit, as first Nina openned with several castings of Blunt, and then followed up with macking him with the Hidden Dagger, he didn't take anything CLOSE to damage neccessary to get him into limit range, it was only a matter of time before that Instant Death got him. Kiros Seagil: 9 
Lucied vs Pikachu
cwazymammal@hotmail.com Large Moon never misses and hurts a lot, either killing my characters in one blow, or at least making them reel in pain. Considering how Pikachu's less durable than the Wild ARMs PCs, I don't see how he can survive that. Lucied: 26 Mepmep
Martial Art Sir Alex A careful player of FF6 will notice one astonishing fact. Relm never loses. Ever. Especially not where art is concerned. And especially not to a physical manifestation of angst, a stoned frog and a Grandia character. Fei: 10 Liete: 7 Jean: 4 Relm: 11 Tylor H
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