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Myria vs Ness
Jo ou Ranbu Myria and Ness should be interesting. If only for the fact that they probably won't fight and they'll have some ice cream instead. Of course, Myria will let Ness go out of the arena first, since she's anything but stupid. Myria: 26 Sir Alex
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Seymour vs Ryu
Sir Alex Ryu4 over Seymour... no clever writeup. Suffice it to say that Ryu has many ways in which to walk over Seymour, Punk, Weyr, or just plain Kaiser. Seymour: 9
Rika vs Amon
Jo ou Ranbu In most cases, a PC character has no chance against high-end bosses. The sheer difference in HP and skillsets tend to seal a lot of these matches in a rather sad note. On the other hand, we're talking about a Lufia high-end boss, going against a very competent healer who actually has damage. To shorten up things, glad to see Rika slaughtering Amon. Why did this sucktastic Sinistral have a good run, I will never know. Rika: 29 
Zalbag Beoulve vs Garland
superaielman Zalbag eyed the cop who had reported to him with mild interest. "Are you sure this information is correct? If so, my win is assured." The officer nodded, and handed some papers over to Zalbag. With a shrug, he walked out, leaving the Arc Knight with a plan of action. -Ring- Garland stood floating in the ring. All reports called this Zalbag another weak fighter. Nothing for him to fear.. Zalbag walked into the ring, and waved around a fistful of papers.. .copies of which were floating around amoung the viewers. "I, Zalbag Beoluve, have uncovered the truth about Garland. This man was responsble for a number of horrors in his day..!" The crowd yawned at this. This was the usual fare for a DL villian. .."The worst of which was creating Zidane Tribal!" The crowd stood stunned, and slowly buzzed. The tone was that of rage and hate... and Garland was the main target of this. "Doth, but I cannot forgive one for such a crime. Prepare yourself!" "..This PIG created Zidane? DIE!" "Ma Peche should not live in the same world as such trash!" The crowd of fighters closed in on the unfortunate Garland. It became quickly obvious that Garland would be unable to compete, and Zalbag was handed the match. Fuse laughed to himself as he watched the slaughter, feeling that his one loss was well avenged. Zalbag Beoulve: 24
Rune Walsh vs Rikku
Jo ou Ranbu Rikku, as she headed for the arena, was very confident in her victory. Having packed a chock full of Petrify Grenades subtlely under the sight of the RPGDL Rule Lawyering Squad, she knew that there was nothing Rune could do. Rune himself was waiting intently at the arena, showing very little patience towards this match. Yet another annoying lightning ball wasn't something he was eager to fight, seeing how the last week's bout turned out for him. Getting beat up by Feena isn't a pretty sight even for a mighty Esper, even if Justin got both silenced and barbecued beforehand. When Rikku showed up, a cold wind began to blow. They stared at each other. Rune sighed and hung his head. "Let's just get this over with". Rikku smiled light-heartedly. "Yup! I'm going to win this so easily you won't even know what hit you!", she said in a ridiculously high-pitched tone that annoyed Rune even more. As she said that, she began to reach for her items bag... and felt a strange swish of wind around her. Eh, no matter! This is so going to be fun, she thought. And she grabbed her items bag... searching for her Petrify Grenades.... but they were nowhere to be found. She started getting desperate, sweating and shivering. Where were the Grenades?? She then shook her bag down the floor, dropping all her items and searching relentlessly for her beloved items. Then, she looked up to the side of the arena.... and saw a ninja with the RPGDL Enforcement Squad insignia on its back. Her eyes widened. Rune smiled wickedly and looked at the thief lady with a gleam in his eyes. "You don't seem so confident now, eh?". Rikku, desperate, started giggling like a stupid girl and scratched her head, sweating more than ever. "Errr... will you take it easy on me? Pretty pleeeeeeeease?". Rune smiled once again, and muttered calmly: ".... you must be kidding me". Then, the Esper closed his eyes and then started chanting ancient words of power. Rikku, startled and anguished, ran away from the arena as fast as she could. As she stepped out of the arena's bounds, a gigantic pillar of flame engulfed the Al Bhed thief, roasting her to an unrecognizable mess. Rune then smirked and walked towards the charred body of Rikku and meneated his head, sighing. "That was pathetically easy", he said, and left the RPGDL Arena with his head held high. Rune Walsh: 28 
Karsh vs Ragnar
The Axeman Karsh and Ragnar squared off, both trading blows with one another, the much quicker Karsh escaping Ragnar's blade time and again, and the mighty armor of Ragnar repelling swipes of Karsh's axe, which he could never seem to get a clear shot with. Karsh didn't want to do it, but there was one opening in Ragnar's shining pink armor. Ragnar left his helmet open, to show off his impressive mustache. And so Karsh hit him in the face with his axe really hard. MORAL OF THE STORY: Having nigh impenetrable defenses is one way to get ahead in life, but it's hard to argue with an axe to the face. Karsh: 25 Pendy
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Vinsfeld Rhadamanthus vs Gryz
Anti-Axeman Facing the oft mocked midboss of Wild ARMs 2, Gryz was bored. So, needless to say, he wasted little time with formalities and went right to the face-axing after Incuring Vinsfeld's Wrath. Which failed to do Vinsfeld in. So, he suffered another Wrath that he Incured, and tried again. It bloodied up the not-so-pretty boy's face, but still failed to do him in. The exchange of Wrath and Axe Continued until Visfeld got lucky and Gryz fell to the ground. MORAL OF THE STORY: Planting your axe into someone's face is one way to get ahead in the DL; for everything else, there's HP and ID. Vinsfeld Rhadamanthus: 28 The Axeman
Viktor vs Rhett
The Axeman "Wow!" Rhett said. "You're Viktor! I've heard of you. You've fought in two major wars." "Yep," Viktor said. "And that's the Star Dragon Sword! I know, because I saw it when Edge had it." "Yep." "And you're huge! You must weigh over 200 pounds! Of muscle!" "Yep." "Wow. That is something," Rhett said. He was thoroughly impressed. Then he hit Viktor in the face with his axe really hard. MORAL OF THE STORY: Being a really big guy who's a war vet and wields a legendary sword is one way to get ahead in life, but it's hard to argue with an axe to the face. Viktor: 16 Broc
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Battle of the Super Bots! Cromage You're..... kidding, right? KOS-MOS annihilates them all without breaking a robotic sweat. Can't argue with a girl who destroyed an entire fleet of Gnosis and is destined to face off against the essence of a planet. Wren: 8 T260G: 4 KOS-MOS: 17 Worker 8: 14 Robo Vengance: 3 Grefter
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