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Ryu vs Serge
Dark Lord Magus Being that they're both mute, Ryu and Serge decided to have, that's right, a good old fashioned quiet game, unfortunately, that turned out to be an eternal stalemate, so Ryu turned into Kaiser and vaporized Serge. The end. Ryu: 48 Meeplelard
Nate Nanjo vs Chaz Ashley
superaielman Getting Alfred: A massive amount of time and effort. Leveling him up to see all of his spells: Way too long. Watching Chaz nuke himself with Megid after getting hit by Love Whip: Priceless. Nate Nanjo: 21 
Royce vs Magus (Janus Zeal)
Meeplelard You know, Royce would have a chance here. With her massive durability edge over Magus, and having better damage, she should put up a fight right? Well, no, see, Royce lacks a little something called "Speed" which Magus has plenty of. And Magus has counters. And said counters can (occassionally) hit her weakness. And he has barriers totally nerfing her damage. And having all those things, really nerfs Royce's chances of winning this fight. Royce: 16 Otter
Lavos vs Necron
Dark Lord Magus I consider Necron complete trash compared to Lavos as a villain, in the DL, however, I consider Necron to be an out-turning punk. Poor Lavos, being matched against a being of pure annoyingness. Lavos: 15 Jo'ou Ranbu
Millenia vs Jeff
Otter Poor Jeff. Pretty bad luck for him to draw a status whore in his first appearance. At least he'll get to dominate the downgrade pools. Millenia: 33 
Jibril vs Lady Harken
AAA Jibril's favorite snack has a crunch, metallic outisde, but a chewy, oily middle. However, that doesn't really matter when Harken slices through the robes of the hideous eating freak and starts carving herself up some cannibal. In today's lesson, we learn that just because you can eat someone doesn't mean that they're going to passably go down your throat. Jibril: 11 
Bruiser Khang vs Cloud Strife
superaielman You don't think Bruiser remembers the brutal beating Stahn put on him right before he joined the party? It made him weary of blond haired heroes in general. So who can blame him for fleeing the arena in terror, when Cloud comes in..dressed as a woman? Bruiser Khang: 22 Sacaru
Ultros vs Rudy Roughknight
cwazymammal Damn you Ultros! Damn you! First match of Rudy, and he gets somebody with a status he can't protect against! >< Ultros: 33 Starphoenix das Helpoemer
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Ryudo vs chaos
superaielman In a slugfest like this, first strike matters for a lot. Ryudo goes first, and hits harder. Not a hard match to call. Ryudo: 30 SageAcrin
Raven vs Eliwood
hooah Eliwood...Raven. Raven...Eliwood. Eliwood...flyby hero comes down from the sky. Raven. Raven: 37 Divine Comedy
Frog vs Midboss
Jo'ou Ranbu RPG logic is something weird. Bird feathers revive dead characters. Randomly walking around outside leads to encounters with mind-numbingly strange monsters. Killing said monsters repeatedly automatically makes someone stronger. Those same monsters continuously respawn, making the fauna of RPG Lands effectively indestructible. Frail, depressed and idiotic long-haired bishies swing swords twice their size and weight like they were ribbons. Intelligent, cunning villains retire to a hideout for the rest of the game waiting for their antagonists to get strong enough to whomp their asses instead of slitting their throats off the bat (well... maybe they aren't that cunning and intelligent, but that's besides the point.). The heroes can cast spells that are capable of destroying planets, but are forced to turn around and find another way for the maze when faced by a simple pebble smaller than their legs. So, it should be no surprise that an amphibian drawn by Akira Toriyama is superior to an... angel? Enforcer of Justice? Whatever Midboss is. Point is: even Pauly Shore should be able to own anything done by Akira Toriyama in real life logic. In RPGs, things don't work quite like that. Damn ribbiting swordsman with crappy artwork. Frog: 35 
Rhett vs Ershin
SageAcrin Ershin thinks that Ershin should have had a more distinguished opponent than a duck. Unfortunatly for Ershin, she has no room to talk, as a giant tin can. ...When you think of it like that, it's one hell of a funny match. Rhett: 13
Kwanda Rosman vs Simone Verdricci
superaielman Simone recevied many a curious look when he appeared in the arena. Instead of his usual stylish headpiece, he wore a full metal helmet, along the lines of what Kwanda wore. He had his usual nobleman's clothes on beneith the neck. "My dear Kwanda, I'm afraid the crudeness of the axe to the face fad is far more than a noble like myself should have to take. As such, I am well prepared for this event." Kwanda leaned on his axe, and spat out a short reply. "I must agree. An axe to the face is crude and ineffective. However..." Kwanda picked up his heavy axe, and threw it straightaway at Simone's chest. The blade easily piecred the thin layer of clothing. Simone fell to the ground, gasping. "... An axe to the chest is quite the effective tactic." The Iron Wall left the arena, safely proving that perhaps he had a few offensive tricks to back up that legendary defense. Kwanda Rosman: 40 SageAcrin
Wilder vs Wil
Otter Wil and Wilder can take each other out in two hits. Wil's faster. It's duck hunt time. Wilder: 13 
Kuromimi vs Nina Wyndia
Jo'ou Ranbu This was fabled to be one of the saddest matches ever in the DL - one that would garner almost as much yawning and enraged hair-ripping out of the spectators as the already legendary ShihoXPalmer bout. So, knowing that she might be knocked out of the arena by a sneeze and having a particularly unimpressive skillset, Nina decided to take the wise approach towards the ugly kobold: she made an exchange deal with him one day before the match. If he gave her the match, she'd give him... well... a lot of shiny crap and meat. Kuromimi didn't like it, though, and readied himself to destroy the frail Wyndian princess. With an enraged whelp, he charged towards Nina with all his might. Then she cried for help, pathetically fainting afterwards. The ensuing result was that Ryu heard Nina and came for her help for some unfathomable reason, and proceeded to break Kuromimi's bones one by one. As the IRT Kaiser. The next day, when she was called to the match, how large her surprise was when she found out Kuromimi was hospitalized, thus, unable to fight. She was even more surprised to find out that Ryu got arrested by the RPGDL Animal Rights Protection Squad, though. It seems that the legitimate defense clause is helpless against rabid animal rights zealots. Kuromimi: 16 
Lyonesse vs Tao
superaielman Lyonesse may be a quiet girl, but she isn't a fool. As such, bringing her Phoneix along with her to the ring was both a brilliant move, and a really, really bad break for Tao. Poor Tao. Maybe next time you'll get a better draw. Lyonesse: 13
Karaoke Showdown! Otter It's nice to see Alma and Bowie tied together inextricably in a bonus match specifically designed for driving OK insane. It's too bad that Jowy wins from the get-go because he's the only one who got a decent song out of the bargain. The Beatles? Like the yaoi bait didn't have enough fangirls. Lucius - I Feel Like a Woman: 12 Drachma - Bye Bye Bye: 6 Kuja - I Feel Pretty: 11 Ashton - Dancing Queen: 7 Alma - The Dance of Micropants: 5 Laharl - Love Me Tender: 6 Crono - Cotton Eye Joe: 11 Jowy - Back in the USSR: 14 HopefulDeath
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