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Necron vs Yuna
Starphoenix das Helpoemer Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the arena, Not a contender was stirring, not even Malak Galthana. Lights were hung by the fireplace with care, And Algus Sadalfus was getting a wedgie up there. The good Heavies lay fast asleep in their beds, With dreams of upgrading to Godlike over Serge's carcus danced in their heads. Elena lay snuggled up on Ryudo's lap, Millenia was upset, thinking of using a spell Gadzap. When in the arena arose such a clatter, People came to see if someone used Dark Matter. Away to the colloseum they flew in a dash, Hoping it wasn't Kuja trying to give them a holiday flash. And what did they see under moonlight that show? It was Yuna and Necron involved in a fight down below. Aeons flickered about as they did appear, From the blink of an eye and some in less than their underwe'ar. Final Fantasy spells were cast in succession quick, It was almost enough to make Sasarai go home sick. Coming quicker to their conclusion they came, It was apparent that contestant was like Jogurt, who was lame. Yuna called out, "Now Ifrit, now Anima, now Yojimbo and Ixion! On Valefor, on Magus Sisters, on Bahamut and my Sexy Blue Vixen! Show this Necron how we make bosses fall, Now fight away, fight away, fight away the darkness for all!" The contenders of the RPGDL did spy, A most fearsome battle where one would surely die. Necron was silent as he flew, Delivering Neutron Rings from out of the Blue. All were captivated, none were aloof, Some wondered if the action could be contained, or spill out onto the roof. Then someone caught the audience's attention and turn they did around, With Kuja trying on different Christmas bathing suits, were they spellbound. Many clawed at their eyes, hoping someone their minds to shoot, While others like Flea wondered exactly what was all such a hoot. At last someone put an end to the suffering, the one to do so was Badrach, He shot and annoyed Kuja off the colloseum wall in his attack. And back to the match they turned with much merry, And caught Yuna doing her best to parry. For you see Necron had used some dirty tactics to strike at Yuna low, Pictures of her in FFX-2 had some of her Aeons start leaving and calling her a ho. Now Yuna was mad, with Necron she had some beef, She wouldn't give him any satisfaction, or victory of relief. Lights shook in their stockings, at the match they watched on the tellie, All knew the worst was yet to come, from Skelly to Elly. Necron was smug, blame was only to his self, He believed that victory was closer to him than a cheap hooker elf. A flick of his wrist and a turn of his head, He was ready to turn off Yuna's lights, and make her quite dead. Necron's schemes had made him quite the jerk, Few knew of a nigh plotless boss with so few morals did lurk. But then all saw Yuna, and so she did pose, Ready to battle all who would claim to be her foes. And so the final spells did fly and whistle, Destroy in their paths the enemies like a bullet from a pistol. In the end, Holy put Necron out of sight, And during the night, Yuna was declared to have won the fight. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! (Parody of Night Before Christmas, originally by Clement Clark Moore [I think?]) Necron: 16 Draconis Onikawa
Ultros vs Rubicant
Nephrite AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ultros versus someone with a nearly OHKO fire spell... Ultros: 12 Dark Lord Magus
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Ershin vs Lyn
Jo ou Ranbu When Lyndis entered the ring, ready to fight for the championship belt, she was shocked. There, standing by her side, there was Ershin. The trash can that held a goddess within. The only obstacle remaining to be felled. ..... her only... sleeping obstacle. Ershin still hadn't woken up from the "match" against Raven. So, she had absolutely no signs of life, except for looking odd. Not seeing a match anywhere, Lyn simply decided to use Ershin as a souvenir to give Florina on her birthday. She'd probably like a new disposer. And since Lyndis rolled Ershin out of the arena in order to better transport the thing, making the trash can speed out of the ring like a barrel, the judges decided Ershin lost by a ring-out. Guess you can't go wrong with yuri relationships. Ershin: 13 Broc
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Lyonesse vs Mallow
superaielman Lyonesse may be a solid fighter in her own right, but she isn't one to put her people below the whims of a simple tournament. So when Mallow's subjects and fans began hyping him as the upcoming light champion, even in to the face of Leonians, measures had to be taken. Lyonesse couldn't turn a blind eye to the suffering of her people and fans, who had to listen to the inane babble nonstop. Doing the thing that comes naturally to a Brigandine General, Lyonesse invaded Nimbus Land, with an enraged Kiloph and Paternus at hand. While she was DQ'ed for starting a war and laying waste to an entire land, Leonia gained a new territory, and the problem wtih Mallow fans was taken care of. Lyonesse: 18
The Night Santa Went Missing Nanashi Necron would make the perfect Santa. Every year he'd give people gifts, and he'd make it snow, and he'd kill the entire cast of FF9. I don't know about you, but a holiday just seems more meaningful when it involves the annual painful demise of Zidane. Drachma Claus: 21 Necron Claus: 32
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