I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 50: Nom Pools are once again open this season. Want to see your favorites battle it out for glory? Go submit a pool and help them get a match! Only *you* can help Kazan the Mighty get a much deserved Middle Title! Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! BtS will be up in it's entirety Saturday Evening. Our apologies for the mistake. Weren't you the one who destroyed the video equipment? Quiet you. I need the extra time to prepare to smite those FOOLS who think I belong in a downgrade pool. The Allfather, forced to fight to avoid going to Middle. *sob* Pathetic. For our viewers: we'll be back tomorrow, like Moppy said! Nobody loves meeeeeeeeeee! **************************BtS studios, Saturday night****************** Let's see. Edge and company interfere with possibly the biggest DL finals match ever, blow up the grindery, and utterly destroy Ghaleon -and- give Myria Time Magic, if only for one fight. Yep. Oh yeah. Odin has the GALL to wreck the video cameras so we don't get a full view of the event, in an extremely lame attempt to gain extra prep time for his fight? That's what he said. I don't like where this is going. You wouldn't. Minions! Bring in all five of the other fighters in the Middle/Heavy pool. Yes, boss. Ahh, it's good to be on top. It's good to be here! Let's make this quick, I want to go celebrate with my brother. Truly, the ladies await us. *Grumble* Stupid Dias. All of you, tell us why you will beat the crap out of Moppy. I'm a master of the blade like Lyn. Surely I can match her success and beat Odin! HEY. I was robbed, robbed! I have manly muscles and the strength of a bear! Who could see me in Middle, anyway? Just put you on a raft and see what happens... Fire Dance! YEOUCH! An excellent rebuttal. If I can handle a PMSing Lufia, what could a mere All father do to scare me? Too much information. Way too much. You asked for it. .... Silent main. Odin wins that. Yay! Does anyone seriously think Moppy can outsmart a metal demon? Zed. DOES NOT COUNT FOR SO MANY REASONS. I can't argue either point. Fair enough. So according to this war of words, Moppy beats a teenaged girl and Lufia's love toy, and loses to the rest. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, 2-3 for Moppy. He could downgrade! *Sniff* Pfeh. Mopping. You degrade yourself, Odin. Much like Behind the Scenes degrades itself by using it's inferior interview and coverage team. The real tragedy of this season isn't the massive bloodshed caused by a fellow royal, nor is it my tragic case of split ends from the spring air. No, it's the fact that Vaynard, the White Wolf and rising star of Forsena has been out of action for several seasons now. The leader of the glorious Norgard Defense Force deserves a match every season, as his tactical sense and mastery of combat knows no limits. Beware, my mentally challenged rivals. The lord of the battlefield and giver of Wisdom will return, and return soon. Divinity is not beyond my grasp, nor a Middle title and an upgrade to a division more worthy of my talents. Rebuttal: I have Freya Ether Strike you till you pass out and literally mop the floor with you. Like a useless woman could hurt me. Odin, you have my full permission to summon Freya-C. !?!? YOU WOULD DARE CHEAT THE GREAT WHITE WOLF?! Yes? Right. Freya! Prepare to be cleansed! ETHER STRIKE! That looked painful. Just because I play the fool here doesn't mean I'm a complete joke in the DL. I think Vaynard just got the point. Well, what's left of his corpse did. We're out of time. Can we get a quick word from our champs before we leave? Sure. One line each, champs. I still just want friends. Rank Ozzi- *URGLH* No. I'd just like to apologize in advance for what I'm going to do to Heavy next season. Bwhahahaha! I'm available, ladies. My castle is always open for female guests. Really?! He- hey, wait! Sorry, Edgar. Out of time! Can't stay away from the freaks, brother? *Shudder* CAMERAS OFF.