The RPG Duelling League

I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon!

Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here!

The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games!

	You'll let me run BtS, Nate? Really?!
	Sure, why not? It isn't like Chisato can even fit through the doors any more to host most weeks. Just turn on the broadcasting button and go at it.
	Let's see, now.. there's the on button. That wasn't so hard to find!
	If that button was a woman, it would've taken you a week to turn it on.
	...Sniff
	Toasty!
	This is the DL police. We've gotten a report of some kind of nuclear grade burn here- oh, it's just you, Zidane.
	Teddie says: Only YOU can prevent forest fires. Make sure you put out Zidane after insulting him!
	Kyoooooooooooo~ Waterspout!
	I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PRESS THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
	That'll put a fire out.
	Oh, so that's why you assembled this group of people together.
	KYOGRE.
	People and pokemon, excuse me. You did all that for one insulted and burned monkey?
	Yes. Well, that and collecting the insurance money from the damage Kyogre caused.
	I like your style, kid. Brutal and no remorse or mercy to speak of.
	The camera says we're broadcasting, though.
	That camera is female; Odin has long since named camera 6 Moppina. I just turn all things female on by being around.
	And not just females!
	Yes! ...Hey, wait a second.
	Not my scene, gentlemen. Go bark up Kuja's tree.
	Aww, it's so cute that you're still bitter about getting your ass kicked~
	And a cute ass it is too.
	AHEM.
	He's taken, General Oppenheimer. Hands off.
	Rats.
	Even with the insurance money, you have to be bleeding cash from assembling this crew... On that note, how did you assemble over a half dozen people on short notice?
	It didn't cost me anything, Yuri. Everyone happily volunteered for science.
	"Science?"
	To test a theory.
	"Most of the DL will gladly assist in any way to help Zidane get beaten." It's a cool theory.
	I should've known it was you. You're still alive, Edge? Last I heard, Celes went full on Kefka on you.
	The Profound Darkness had her for breakfast. Literally. All that time I spent in the hospital recovering while she was busy with being dinner gave me time to think up some cool theories. Want to here why climbing Deva Yuga and Baya Malay is good practice for aspiring ninjas??
	NO.
	Someone set Edge on fire so we can wrap this up.
	I feel obligated.
	...! I have somewhere else I need to be. Urgent ninja business and all. Swoosh!
	Works every time. Let's get out of here.
************************Several hours later****************
	Looks like we missed the show.
	That happens when Kyogre starts flooding the entire DL complex. Nate waterproofed most of his cameras ages ago thanks to hiring an Octopus as a cameraman
	Heh heh. These cameras will be walking with the Guardians then. Got a question for you, first.
	Fire.
	Is it always this chaotic around these parts?
	I, one of the great heroes who first beat Dark Force and Lassic, am reviled. I get attacked while complete morons like Justin get glorifed for no apparent reason. Look at everything that is happening this season, it really speaks for itself. We have a brand new Godlike cruising through the competition; we have Odin shedding his loser label and fighting his way to the Heavy semifinals, shocking everyone living being in existence. We have Adachi slaughtering Middle without breaking a sweat; not to mention the return of the Goddess Freya and Kain Highwind to the DL after much mockery and a downgrade for each. We have all that, and instead BtS focuses instead on Odin and Cirno dance offs in between seeing just how far Edge can corrupt reality through the power of his mind and his ability to drag far too many people into his stupid, insane schemes. All of this happens while the nominal protectors of the arena, the DL Police, make cameo appearences on BtS to make fun of Zidane who is being destroyed for the 9380454th time. Did I mention that Nate also is committing insurance fraud by having his set wrecked and then writing it off? Nate has so little regard for the authorities that he reports his own crimes it ON HIS LIVE SHOW while also breaking every labor rule in existence (Including slavery and the felonious abuse of a mop by a God), all while skimming enough money from RPG charities that Mad King Ashnard of Daein recently sent him a letter complimenting Nate's greatness, for both his proactive approach to evil and his ability to be an all around tyrant with the greatest of ease. This isn't even mentioning Justin's ability to score with hot women, which defies the natural order of the universe in ways that would make the Great Old Ones run screaming to Magical Girl Ghaleon for protection and aid.
	Man, I thought Elesius was my type of place, but the Duelling League is even more fun. I'm gonna fit right in here.
	Indeed.