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Welcome to the final Behind the Scenes of Season 14. With the champions crowned, there's not much to talk about to them...
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I was robbed!
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And flash fried, and baked, and charred...
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Not to mention that Ultros was the only one of the eight who actually made it to the studio.
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Don't blame me. I'm not the one who scheduled the taping for the same time as Crono's perpetual New Year's party.
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That's tonight? Why didn't I get an invitation?
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Let me count the ways...
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In any case, we're fortunate enough to have gotten six people who will be fighing for their right to stay in their division this season.
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It's all right, Chisato. We're allowed to call them losers.
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First up, we have one of the most popular Godlike fighters in the league, though perhaps for reasons he'd rather not have. Please welcome Serge to the show.
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Hello, Serge. You didn't get an invitation either?
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Serge, many people are saying that this is the season you finally get downgraded to Heavy. Do you feel you have a chance to once again escape the cut and prove your detractors wrong?
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...
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An interesting point. Ultros, would you like a rebuttal?
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A rebuttal to what? I have no idea what he's saying!
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Let's put it this way: Chisato's giving you a free opportunity to badmouth Serge.
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I just can't do it. I just feel so sorry for him, what with his youthful spirit and his will to succeed and the fact that he's now an imp.
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!!!
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I have to admit, it's an improvement. Moving on, we have someone that Odin should know very well.
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Is it my snugglebunny? Oh goodie! I've waited so long to see her live on here!
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Well, you're going to have to wait a little longer, godboy. I've got a note here from her:
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Attention, Chisato. I'm afraid I shall have to cancel my interview, as I have just recieved my invitation to Crono's party. I apologize for giving you such short notice, but a goddess cannot say no to a hot tub with some of Deis' "escorts". Give my regards to the entire staff, Freya.
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Am I the only one who didn't get invited?
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Probably.
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P.S. If Odin called me "snugglebunny", feel free to knee him in the groin.
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What?!
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Gentlemen, avert your eyes.
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Kya!
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...
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And he's out cold. That was a nice idea, making up that last bit.
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I didn't make it up.
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For the first time in my life, I may actually pity Odin.
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It's probably just heartburn. Onto Heavy?
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Good idea. With us are Jibril and Bru... where's Bruiser?
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You really need more snacks in the green room.
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Is it too late to schedule Baal?
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No, he's been hanging out in the studio ever since he lost in Week 2.
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Haha! My time for glory has come at last!
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Glory? The only reason you're here is because you were an even worse rival for Justin than Rune was. You're a Grandia boss. Glory for you guys is actually making it to the arena in one piece.
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Why you little disembodied skull! I'll tear you to pieces!
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Tear into pieces? Claude?! MUST CONSUME!
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Get away from me! Get away!!
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And once again, Heavy proves to be a wash for interviews. Now, for Middle.
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Good.
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Chaos...
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No, it's chaos.
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That's what I said.
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No, you used a big 'c'. I could tell.
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...
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Are you ready to ask some questionsssss...
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They say every time Chisato gets angry, an angel needs to use its wings. I like the new retractable roof.
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How regrettable that such an event should come to pass. But never fear. I, the Dark Adonis, shall strive to make this an interview to remember!
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Midboss, I don't want to deal with this right now. Just get out.
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But... I will not be treated like some kind of midboss! I deserve respect!
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Are you saying that midbosses don't deserve respect?
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Um... ooh! I just remebered that I have a party to attend! We shall call this confrontation of wits a draw.
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Ah, a 0-0 tie.
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You better run, you miserable excuse for a demon!
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Thank goodness this is finally over.
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Hello, Miss Chisato!
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It'sh a pleashure to see you.
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Back from the party, I see.
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I think so. Lucca was saying something about not having arrived yet and used lots of big scientific words. I think we're supposed to be in two places at once.
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Yeah, and I don't know if it'sh shupposhed to be your place or mine.
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Is Lyonesse drunk? I thought Crono didn't serve alcohol at his parties.
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I take it you've never had soda in Guardia.
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Presh the A button to drink... drink...
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Care to wrap this up? I don't want to miss the dropping of Palmer from Wall Market Square.
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Of course. Saying goodbye to the past season, and the past year, this is Chisato Madison, signing off.
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