| Hello, and welcome to Behind the Scenes, where anyone can become a star! Of course, that's by being shot into orbit, but that's the price of fame. I'm Gilgamesh, and here's the host of our show, Chisato Madison!
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| Well, it's the end of Season 20, and our four champions have been crowned. My first guest tonight is our Middle Champion, Tiamat. Welcome back to the show.
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| Hello.
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| Last time you were on the show, you had a special cause you were promoting. It says here you have a new one. Is that right?
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| Yes, one that can only be done here.
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| Really? And what would that be?
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| I have come to kill your hired help.
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| Um, what?
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| Yes, you and the multi-armed man. It has come to my attention that you came to my homeworld in an attempt to ruin my reputation.
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| Oh, come on! It was just a job! We need more than our regular paychecks to live.
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| Especially after our medical benefits were cut again.
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| That is of no concern. Prepare yourself for oblivion!
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| Stop that! Take it into the other room, if you don't mind.
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| Gee, thanks for your concern.
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| Come along, victims.
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| Um, a little help here?
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| You'll find a couple of Dragon Busters under the carpet in there. You know what to do.
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| I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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| Come back soon. My next guest is Ryudo.
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| Hey.
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| So, you failed to slay the dragon.
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| I guess so.
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| You seem pretty calm over your loss.
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| Look at it this way. There are only three good reasons to kill a dragon: money, to save a princess, or to protect others who can't. I have plenty of cash, I got the girls, and it's not like anyone was in danger other than me. So what if I lost? I made the finals, and that's not too bad.
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| That's loser talk.
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| Yup. But losers don't get pummeled by your sidekicks.
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| And on that pleasant note, here's our next guest. Hello, Gryz.
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| Hello.
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| Well, it's no surprise to see another Phantasy Star IV champion, since you're the unprecedented seventh from your cast. To what do you attribute your success?
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| Um, well... you know, it's just eat-eating right and... um...
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| Are you all right?
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| Oh, it's a lie, it's all a lie! We find ways around the rules and pay off the judges to win!
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| Really? Even Kyra?
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| Juiced up on Giant Potions when she won her title!
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| Demi?
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| Covered herself in a thin coating of anti-matter
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| Rune?
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| Read from the Necronomicon.
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| I see. This is unbelieveable. And what did you do?
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| Pardon me?
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| Well, if your story's true, then you had to have your own way to win the title. What was it?
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| Well, you see... I got Estella to teach me how to lie well. See how easily I fooled you? Ha ha ha, I can't believe you believed me.
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| Well, isn't my face red.
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| Your face may be red, boss, but his eyes are more glazed than a donut. You know he's being mind controlled.
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| Of course he is. However, that's information that would be more valuable as blackmail. Just act normally. Oh, and where's Gilgamesh?
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| He said he was going to finish off Tiamat. I wasn't doing much good - I can't wield a sword all that well with my tentacles, you know.
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| I have to go now to... hit myself in the face with my axe. It's for practice. Yes, practice, and not at all punishment.
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| All right, have fun with that. Our final guest has to be the happiest world destroyer in the worlds right now. Give it up for Godlike Champion Zophar!
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| Hahahaha! At last, victory is mine!
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| I can't help but feel happy for you, Zophar. You really proved yourself this season. What are you going to do now?
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| Celebrate and prepare for my defense. If the betrayer can win twice in a row, I can as well.
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| I take it your hatred for Ghaleon has not lessened.
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| He shall pay for his insolence. However, his destruction is secondary to my elation.
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| Translation: Kegger at Zophar's place!
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| Indeed.
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| Well, I've heard of worse excuses to go drink, and it's the perfect way to end Season 20. Until next time, this is Chisato Madison, signing off.
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| Hey, wait for me! |