Halfway there, Junior Defenders! Halfway through yet another great season here! I'm sure you're all very excited to see what happened, so run your little rocket boots on over to Results to find out! This week is shaping up to be simply amazing! Don't wait for it to pass you by, hurry up and get to The Arena right now! In Godlike, we have quite the predicament. This is definately a battle that you can hear the phrase 'I am woman, hear me roar!' Well, maybe not exactly, but... ... ...Princess Cecilia Lynne Adlehyde is going to do whatever she can to thrash the almighty power of the demon queen herself, Myria! These two powerhouses are going to do whatever they can to win! The powerful sorceress, Edea has long been talked about, but few have seen her true power. This week, it looks like one member of the Zanarkand Abes is going to have to see exactly what that means. Tidus is going to have to do everything in his power to try and take down this woman! What's going to happen?! The sparks of magic and steel will definately fly on this one! Almost the same as Godlike, we have a Middle battle that's going to knock your socks off! Who says girls can't be fighters? Lilka will be more than happy to show off her fighting prowess to the feathered-hat-wearing Lilly. However, Lilly isn't going to just lay down her sword to a girl like Lilka, especially since someone might get their names confused, and who can have that?! Lilly will do her very best to smite this parasol-toting snot! Light is a realm that is normally renowned for its incredibly dull and boring duellers. This week, however, we have a shocking surprise for you! Evil Gaia, a being known as being more evil and more destructive than anything ever known faces off against the spirit of someone truly youthful and amazing, Alfred Schroedigger! Will the power of dynamite be able to thwart the horrifyingly... um... ... EVIL of EVIL GAIA?! Please be sure you mosey on over to The Forums for discussions about everything from apples to zebras! Come on in, have some cocoa! I sure do love cocoa! Don't forget about our new wing of the Dueling League, the Not Ranked section! Be sure to head on over to the In the Not Ranked Arena to cast your vote! It'll be open until Sunday, so please go and check it out! Oh, I guess you want to check out Behind the Scenes? Sure, go right on ahead! GORDON FINISH!! Oh, hell. What happened here? ..Oooh.. Morte... called Chisato... bloated... The great red demoness smashed the entire set. We're -still- not sure what happened to Morte. Sigh. Looks like I get to fill in this week. Ultros, can you work the camera? Barely. I'm not sure where all my limbs are.. Worry about that later. The show must go on. ..Need medical attention... Stow it, moppy. Hi, loyal viewers. I'm Nate Nanjo, and I'll be filling in for the beloved Chisato Madison this week. And I, the lord of all that I behold, master of tactical combat and rule of Forsena, shall take over and thus become the g-ARG! Vain blowhard. Only Lord Galcian is allowed to rule over all. You know it's bad when -Ramirez- calls you a prettyboy blowhard. Ramirez. What are your goals this season, besides beating down on the jantioral staff? Simple, of course. If I win a godlike title, I'll have the power to more fully assist Lord Galcian's plans of DL wide domination. It also means that people will treat me as more than a pretty face with an Instant Death spell. I'm with you on that. For too long, I was written off as inferior to Yuna and Yunalesca. Why would someone as incredible as me be brushed off as a lightweight with a pretty face and perfect body? ..Ah, another pathetic soul who needs the guidiance of Lord Galcian. ..Pathetic? Boy, I'm the master of Anima.. ..Which you lost to Yuna... Leader of the Guado summoners... Which you got forcably ejected from, thanks to Yuna... And a fiancee to a fellow high summoner and priest! Who's my girl! Hands off, you freak! I agree. This fool -has- blathered on too long.. ..Sigh. Looks like I'll need a fresh mop to clean up what's left of Seymour. He is a cute one. Tidus will make an excellent addition to my.. club. ..Dare I ask? .. Mistress Lufia, I'm here to serve.. Oh, yuck. I did not need that image. Are you interested in a debonair, charming older man? Perhaps one who can show you the delights of the god- ARG! ..Do not hit on mistress Lufia... Ah. I haven't felt this refreshed in years. Nothing like putting the gifts of a sorceress to good use. Mmm... you are a cute one, Nate.. ..Security, remove the pervert? Thanks. MOVING ON..middle. What a man hog! How dare she keep the cuties to herself. Obviously, a woman of such refined taste as myself should have the boys flocking to me. Men desire wit, class, and a mature woman who can express herself clearly. What would you know about that? Even Seigfried called you out for the pervert that you are! What?! How dare you! Ah, catfights with three women. Truly the necter of the gods. Ow.. I'll say. Security, remove the other perverts? And someone hose down Odin. Maya will be so proud of me! I finally got a win. Oooooooohohoho! Another day, another dreamy victory. Even that little pervert Lezard couldn't match that! ..*Hic!* Yeah, no. Show's over. Security, remove everyone! And someone find Chisato! And someone fetch me a drink! ..Rar? ..*Sniff*