 | Yesssssss..Play VP2...see my godlike powers! Then I will rule BtS! Mwahahahha!
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 | Damn it all, somebody get him to quit that. It's totally throwing off my 'evil mastermind' vibes.
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 | Hey, Odin! I heard that if you stare at this wall for 48 hours without moving, you get godlike powers that way.
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 | Really? Well, get ready to meet the new and improved Odin!How can I lose!?
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 | Excellent. I've been wondering what I was going to do with all these fireworks.
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 | Ow! Ow! Ow! Must ignore pain! Must achieve Godlike powers! BOTTLE ROCKETS SHOULD NOT GO THERE!
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 | Now I'm reminded why I still work here despite the low pay, high hours, and high chances of physical and mental torture. Because no matter how bad you think it can get, you can always do worse to Odin.
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 | Mmm..maybe I should make that our slogan. "Nanjo Corporation-No matter how bad things get, you can always do worse to Odin." Not too shabby.
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 | Looks like we're all set up. Chisato?
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 | Yeah, just a sec...Odin? He said stare at the wall, NOT eat it!
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 | Mrpghle! Masg glurg mrph.
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 | Oh, whatever. Greetings, readers, and welcome to Week 4! The preliminaries are done, the weak have been cut off and only 4 in each division remain! Season XXX has proven to be one of our most exciting yet, but we're not quite done. Let's get started by welcoming two of the best PCs that Godlike has to offer: Guv and Yuri Hyuga!
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 | Yo.
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 | ...
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 | Yuri, think you can battle through those monster teams?
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 | Well, yeah. They're only monsters. A few swift punches will take care of them.
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 | ...
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 | Something to say, Bandanna boy?
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 | ...KAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE...
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 | Oh no. He's been tainted! Run!
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 | Relax. It takes like 5 hours to charge a Kamehameha up on the show.
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 | You know what? Bite me.
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 | Okay! *munch*
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 | AAAAAAH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
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 | ... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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 | Glad to see we're off to such a great start.
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 | Mmm...Yuri...
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 | The subtext of that will drive a person mad. Carry on, please.
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 | For Heavy, we have Ted and Lede!
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 | Stop staring at me like that!
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 | ...
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 | Ted, you just won a very close match, and you're now facing someone with powerful status magic. Do you think you can still pull off a victory?
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 | Well, I think I'll go first, and Judgement shoud....Look, will you cut that out? It's creeeeeeepy.
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 | ..........OMG SO KAWAII <3 ^_^
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 | Hey, what the-OOF! Can't...breathe....
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 | ...I thought she was supposed to be some type of emotionless assassin? Why's she getting all fangirl over Ted? Head..hurts..fangirl..squealing..painful...
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 | It's Season XXX, Chief. It's a mystery. Maybe it's the perverstion vibes. Maybe she's finally come out of her shell.
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 | Maybe that's why I saw you put something in her drink last night.
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 | Maybe. The important thing is that nobody investigate it all. It's what Lede would have wanted.
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 | ^_^
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 | Organs..crushed...bones..broken....cuteness factor increasing..can't..describe..symptoms..much...longer..
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 | Let's just keep moving on. Come on out, Middles!
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 | ..why is Lede...
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 | ..I don't want to know.
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 | Just ignore her, she can't hold on for much longer. Lucca, how will you handle somebody who can block your magic?
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 | It shouldn't be problem, once I collapse the sun and put it into a bullet for my gun.
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 | Isn't that dangerous?
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 | Damn you, Peon! Science and I know what we're doing! Keep your backward ways to yourself! Rargh!
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 | Whoa, science-girl gets defensive.
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 | I guess you could say she's Hot Blooded! Hah! ......What?
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 | You're getting a pay cut for that.
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 | HELLO! TRYING TO ACHIEVE ULTIMATE POWER HERE!
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 | .....HAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
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 | The thing I want to know is, how can he do that without breathing?
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 | Actually, turns out that Silent Heros breathe through their vocal cords. That's why they can't talk.
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 | Yeah, I read that in Scientific Bullcrap Journal, too.
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 | Must you embarass me so?
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 | ...Let's do the Lights so I can hurry up and beat the crap out of Morte.
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 | Hey, Wakaba.
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 | I can't believe we're facing off against each other!
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 | How do you see the match going, Wakaba?
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 | Alot of punching, followed by victory and some candy.
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 | You get candy?
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 | Well, after some punching I do.
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 | I admire your ingenuity. Well, that's all we have for you. Make sure and tune in next week for the Season XXX finals! Now, Morte, let's see how smart you are with a face full of fist.
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 | *whimper*
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 | THE POWER! SOON IT WILL BE MINE! HAHAHAH!
46 hours, 58 minutes, and 45 seconds later
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 | MWAHAHHA! I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
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 | HAAAAA!!!!
FWOOOOOOOOOSSSH!
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 | The wall! YOU'VE KILLED THE WALL! WHY? WHY DO MOCK ME!?
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 | Because it's funny.
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 | Wha?
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 | I mean "..." |