So now, signors, we have arrived at the final of final matches. The finale of Season 30! So now, all that is left... all that is left to fight in the MONSTROUS PIT are the winners of last week! So who are they? Well, signors, just look at the Results and you'll see them all! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** So it comes down to just this. Godlike. On one side, signors, the Summoner who can bring out some of her, Yuna! On the other... the godslayer extraordinare! Will his ability continue to shine through? Can he do this all for the children? We'll just have to see! So we move to Heavy! Lede will lead into this battle with powerful strikes of damage against her opponent, Zelos. He, on the other hand, is not the type to simply lay down and roll over! Zelos will fight back against Lede with everything he has, because he has a title to strive for! Passion and gusto through and through! Lilka now faces Lucca for the battle of Middle! Signors, who do you think will win? Lilka, with her infinite healing, or Lucca, with her massive damage!? These two women of magical prowess will have a catfight of the most epic proportions! Signors, this will be an impressive fight! The little Sheena has fought and fought and fought this season! Her Ninja talent will now face Wakaba, who is rather similar! Both of the girls know fighting techniques from a far away land, but that is where the similarities end, signors. Sheena has the gusto, but Wakaba has her own brand of passion! These two young women will fight over this Light championship! Do not forget, signors, it is important to head to the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit at times. One must always be the willing participater of the fun matches, ay? Make sure you head over to the forums to see some of the topics! The Forums Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. With the finals upon on us, you must rush into The Season 30 Week 5 Topic and now face your darkest fears! **Nomination Pools for Season 31 are now up, so make sure you submit a pool if you'd like to see your duellers in! Also of interest are the Season 31 Rankings which are now available! Decide where -you- want to see these people ranked! Finally, there is a Not Ranked Contest around again! If you enjoyed the contest from the last few months, then this one will be amazing! Just suggest someone you'd like to see, that's all there is to it! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! All right, signors! You must be tired from all of the passion this season has offered to you! But do not stop just yet! There's still more to see, so try and stay around for just a bit longer! Behind the Scenes now takes over! Poor, poor Odin. It’s so sad he has to miss this week’s interviews. I mean, he’d love all these pretty ladies gracing us with their presence… Too bad he had to go ranting and raving his mouth off to the rest of the Valkyrie Profile cast about how he would be ranked next ranking season. Yeah, I’ve never seen Brahms actually bite someone before, but…ugh…scary. Poor Moppy. He should wait until he’s been ranked before doing things like that – at least then he’d be able to fight back. Good thing Bowman was just walking by with that huge syringe filled with haloperidol at the time. What I think is most disturbing is that Bowman is always carrying that giant syringe filled with haloperidol around with him. Where the hell does he conceal it? I think the bigger and more important question is why the hell he’s carrying around a giant needle filled with an anti-psychotic… That one’s easy to answer – he worked with Chisato at one point, remember? I’m actually more concerned that there wouldn’t be enough in one of those syringes to put her down. What are you freaks doing? Get back to work! There are no breaks on this show! So kind. I feel so loved here. I’d rather be gracing an anatomy and physiology class right now. Wouldn’t we all. Welcome to Behind the Scenes, avid readers, a place where employees are worked harder than at a Mexican Wal-Mart! Oh, hey, that’s not nice. Wal-Mart isn’t the evil corporation everyone makes it out to be. I mean it’s done so much… I own stock in Wal-Mart. …evil. Pure, unadulterated evil. For our first guests, let’s bring out Sheena and Wakaba, the finalists from Light! Welcome to the show. Sheena, how does it feel to be back in line for another shot at a championship? It’s good to get another chance. That cavalier ran me over after that run last time, but this time, I won’t let that happen! That’s good to know! But my master won’t be happy if you beat me, so I can’t go easy on you. Sorry! Mmm…this should be entertaining. Who do you think will win, Gilgy? Chisato…stocks…Wal-Mart… You own stocks in Wal-Mart? Ooooohhhh! What sales are they having this week? I saw this kyute purse the other day that would go great with my White Tiger Rune! All done in albino leopard skin! Girl power! …what? You’re a girl?! Of course I am. Did you think I was a guy or something? I think everyone thought you were a guy. Yeah. …but…I’m a girl… That disturbing scene out of the way, how about we move on to Lilka and Lucca in Middle? I like the sound of that! Finally, a division with two girls in the finals. Just the way it should be for Season XXX. …but…I’m a girl… Silence, beefy! Let the pretty ones talk. Lilka! Here you are, at the finals, after a long and hard road. Do you think you have what it takes to defeat Lucca? I really do! I just bought this brand new umbrella from Wal-Mart the other day, along with a three year supply of Ramen, so I’m sure Wakaba won’t stand a chance against me! Chisato…stocks…Wal-Mart… Hah! I just bought new batteries for gun at Wal-Mart, giving me the power to melt your umbrella in a second! Now when it rains, you’ll get wet and ruin that ugly dress you’re wearing! In which case, I’ll go back to Wal-Mart and buy a new one that’s water-proof! But I, being smart enough to realize you’d do that, will have acquired a gigantic fan that I will use to blow your dress up so that all can gather around and see your undergarments! Aha, but what you don’t realize is that I wear Wal-Mart brand steel chastity belts! This prevents your heinous plan from gaining ground! I’m strangely enthralled by this inane conversation. Ah, but Wal-Mart provides skeleton keys, allowing me to unlock your chastity belt, thereby showing the world your… Ok! That’s enough! Much as I’m sure my slaves would love to see this conversation continue on, I don’t want to hear about what types of underwear Lilka here wears. That’s the thing! She doesn’t wear any! These X-Ray Goggles I got from Wal-Mart tell me everythiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! Well, I hope you two are happy. Yep. Totally. Moving on to Heavy…Lede and Zel…argh, not him again. Greetings, Miss Madison. Greetings Lede…hey, where is Zelos? He was telling me how angels and demons together make for a great couple. That pervert. But, still: where is he? Well, after he said that, I took my knife, cut off his wings, shoved them down his throat, kicked him in the crotch thirty times, chained him up to a closet in the girls’ dressing room at Tantalus Theatre, and drew a unibrow on him. Suffice to say, he won’t be here. Lede, if it were legal in this country, I would kiss you right now. Don’t be bashful! Teehee! … Whaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, come on, boss! She was really opening up to you! She was opening up the wrong way. Chisato…stocks…Wal-Mart… What’s his problem? He thinks I’m evil. Poor, lonely me, evil! Oh the humanity! I’m…so…sorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! I’m not desperate enough to need your sympathy. I’m starting to wonder if maybe those evil accusations have some semblance of truth behind them. Eh, everyone’s a little evil in some way. Now, are we done, boss? ‘Cause if we are, I need to stop at Wal-Mart for some skull wax. Yes, I think that’d be a good idea. I need to grab some economy size ice cream for tonight. Eh…Zhuzhen’s a greeter there, so I guess I could pay him a visit. So off we go! From all of us here at Behind the Scenes, have a great night, and shop Wal-Mart! Always low prices, always Wal-Mart! Chisato…stocks…Wal-Mart…wait! I need new socks! Wait for me!