Signors, welcome to the RPG Dueling League, an online community dedicated to pitting the fiercest, most PASSIONATE competitors from the RPG world against each other in a battle of fighting skill, and then democratically deciding who wins. I am your humble host, Morrie, and it is my pleasure to introduce you to the Arena, or as I like to call it, THE MONSTROUS PIT!!!
The RPGDL is a site where anyone can vote on a series of matches between a host of different RPG characters every week. Each Season, match-ups are organized by random selection among the 4 different divisions: “Light”, “Middle”, “Heavy”, and “Godlike”. The winners of the initial match-ups are decided by which contestant receives the most votes, and then continue on to fight the other winners in a tournament setup until the end of a season, ending up with 4 champions, one from each division. The sixth week of a season features a team match where the Godlike champion and other three runner-ups face off against the Godlike runner-up and other three champions; as well as a chance for re-rankings among the divisions. Not that difficult, ay?
So welcome to the RPGDL, signors, we hope you enjoy your stay! For a more in-depth summation of the features of the site, head over to the FAQ. For more information on the Rules, Chat, exciting additional tournaments, or stat topics, which detail information about all your favorite duelers, visit or join the Forum.
***Ay, signors! Every week from now on I'll be bringing you a fresh slice of the Duelling League and it's culture. Check out the links every update, you could miss something great, ya? I have something you all may be quite, as they say, interested in! This week's link is the policy question of the seaston. The ranking process is confusing, aye? You can find the information about this particular engagement Here! Register an account and tell us if it was effective!
I hope to see you around again. The Monstrous Pit needs voters like YOU always, signors.
 | Hey, welcome to Behind the Scenes. I'm Ultros, along with everyone else here for the second week of Season 36. Our first guests...
|  | Hey, what's this?!
| | Um, the intro?
| | Where's the energy? Where's the effort?
| | I don't get paid enough to do that. Besides, you're here as a guest, not as staff. You don't get a say.
|  | Not that you'd get a say in any case. Our first guests are from Light, so say hello to Kahn and Big Joe.
|  | Haha! Good to be here!
|  | Hello, adoring fans!
|  | The ego... overpowering me...
|  | I sense a kindred spirit around. Is it time to appoint more Defenders of Earth?
| | Who's the pipsqueak?
| | Pipsqueak? I'll have you know that I'm...
| | Not as popular as I am?
| | Not as powerful as I am?
| | Not as sexy as I am?
| | Just as delusional as those three?
| | Now, Khan, you're fighting an oversized frog. What will you do?
| | My training is absolute! No fly-eating freak will stand up to my might! I need only to flex my muscles and he shall run in terror! I need only to give my supreme roar and he shall be paralyzed with fear!
| | I like this guy.
| | You would.
| | Beating up on a poor, defenseless creature. How barbaric.
| | That "poor defenseless creature" used to date Chisato.
| | Well, then carry on, good sir, for he's obviously a masochist.
| | And since you're saying that in her earshot, so are you.
| | Oh Captain, my captain, please hold still so I can KILL YOU!
|  | When do I get interviewed?
| | Die!
| | Wait, what did I do?
| | She's not talking to you, Gallows. Sit down and let's talk.
| | All right.
| | So on a scale of 1 to 10, how upset are you?
| | About what?
| | You know, the fact that Arnaud essentially took your role and turned into a champion, while I know for a fact there's more than a few people who are taking bets that you'll be downgrading this season.
| | *sigh* I'm not surprised. Nobody really seems to respect me. But it doesn't matter. All I can do is go out, do my best, and get drunk afterwards.
|  | Sentiments I can agree with.
| | Aargh! Can't any of you people take turns! Fine, just let everyone get out here.
|  | ...
| | Hello.
|  | I owe Dias a meal now.
| | ...?
| | Yeah, I bet that by the time I was brought on stage, Chisato wouldn't have gone psycho yet.
| | You do watch the show, don't you?
| | Yes, but she wasn't always like this.
| | Once upon a time, Lady Yuna wore clothes that went below her knees.
| | ...
| | I don't think the comparison's apt, Tir. Luc was always angsty.
| | Let's face it, we all change as time goes on.
| | So what are your plans for this season?
| | To tear the enemies into pieces.
| | To make my opponents pray. Now.
| | ...
| | To maybe once and for all convince you not to half-ass your way through a show.
| | Well...
| | That way, I can slack off without affecting my conscience.
| | You're a villain, you're not supposed to have a conscience.
| | But you're not. Then what's your excuse?
| | I need an excuse to be an ass? Since when?
| | Someone needs to fix Gordon.
| | We'll get Odin to do it after the show. Speaking of which, let's get out of here.
| | And now it's two meals. Curse you and your non-interviewing ways, Madison!
| | Whatever.
| | No, that's the other guy.
| | Goodnight, everybody. Hey, Odin, cleanup in Aisle 2!
| | Help... me... |
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