| Well, another finals week comes with no championships on the line for the BtS crew.
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| Considering that this season it would have been ODIN getting the shot at it, I'm just fine with that.
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| Just think about it though. We could have rubbed it in Chisato and Nate's faces so hard if Odin got a title before them, but not before us.
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| ...you know, you have a point there.
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| Do I hear the sounds of plotting going on in my studio? And without me doing it?
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| No ma'am, must be your imagination. Just mocking Odin for not being in the finals.
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| Ah, carry on then. Hmm, speaking of moppy, where is he anyway?
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| Oh, he grabbed Morte and ran off earlier. Something about a master plan and having his vengeance.
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| We could have stopped him, sure. But we could also get the show going while the two screw-ups are off somewhere where they aren't our problem.
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| A wise decision. Alright, let's get on with it then. Ultros, send in the Lights.
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| Aye aye!
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| Hello Chisato, good to be back.
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| Um, Mr. Octopus? Talk like a pirate day was last month.
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| Hazards of being a talking sea creature. Sometimes the sailor talk just slips out.
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| Uh huh. Your sailor talk better be limited to 'aye-ayes' and 'avast ye hearties'. Children watch this show after all.
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| And how exactly is the occasional four letter word worse then the horrible, bloody violence we show all the time?
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| Well that's different. Violence is a perfectly fine thing for children to see. Just no cursing and nothing suggestive.
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| Ladies and gentlemen, RPG parenting logic.
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| Why do people like violence so much anyway? Isn't getting along and being friends with everybody so much more fun?
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| You're asking us why people who frequent a dueling league like violence? Are you really that dense?
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| Ultros? Viki.
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| Huh?
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| Right, silly me. So, back to the Light with half a brain, how do you plan on beating Viki for the championship, Miranda?
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| I'll keep it simple. Just outfight or outwit her. It's Viki, so this shouldn't be hard. I won't go easy on her though, I do so want that championship on my first try.
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| That's one way to do it, sure. Viki, your arguments?
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| Blinking Rune. Poof.
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| Sure, if it works.
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| Works more often then it doesn't.
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| Well, thanks for your comments, both of you. Now get out of my studio.
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| I'll get the Middles then. Silmeria and Wiegraf, come on down!
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| Greetings.
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| Gilgamesh, Ultros. Good to see you again.
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| Hey Wieg. You missed the last Recurring Boss Club meeting.
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| I figured training to get us another championship was more important then attending a meeting.
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| You seem quite confident for a mere mortal in the face of a goddess.
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| A mere...mortal? Me? You really haven't done your research, have you?
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| Heh, this one's gonna be good. Anyway, Wiegraf, any thoughts on the upcoming PSP port of Final Fantasy Tactics? I hear that's coming out any day now.
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| Oh, I'm very much looking forward to it. With all this new content, I can just imagine how many new and interesting ways there are for me to have Ramza die. Over and over and over.
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| Think you'll make it past Riovanes this time?
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| Oh probably not. The boss there is very difficult you know. Quite the terror.
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| You disgust me.
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| That just means he's doing his job.
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| Alright, I'm having someone less biased take over this interview. Like me.
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| You? Less biased?
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| Of course. I hate you both equally. Now, Silmeria, any thoughts on the match? And keep it on topic, or else.
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| I'll keep my distance so his precious counters are useless, and then take him down fast with an arrow barrage. Whatever power he has, it cannot compare to that of a valkyrie.
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| Ah, the 'fight from range' tactic. That worked so well for Chester. And Jade. And Maya...
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| Alright, how about you, noseless? What are your big plans for the fight?
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| Keep up the pressure with Holy Sword skills, outslug her, win. If I manage to land a status on her, that's just icing on the cake.
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| Hmph, as if such a simplistic plan could defeat me. I'll have you know that...
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| You know what? I've had enough of both of you. NEXT!
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| Hey, I wasn't finished yet!
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| What's that, you want to be finished? I can help with that.
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| Um...okayyouknowwhatIthinkIhearLennethcallingmebyebye!
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| Nice entrance. But Heavy is next.
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| Bah, they can either let me go first, or I'll kill them both and then take their turn anyway.
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| Now that's an attitude I can respect. Just don't get any ideas about threatening me, carrot top.
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| Hmm, is it time for Godlike now?
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| Of course not, I'm just out here to take in the sights.
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| Really? Not much to see out here. Though I suppose one red headed simpleton would be interested in another.
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| Alright, that's enough out of you! Come here!
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| What's that, am I being threatened by a Light? Oh, I'm so afra...GAAAAH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
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| Huh, that looks painful. Hey six-arms, got a pen?
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| Sure. Whatd'ya need it for?
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| YOU RUPTURED MY CLAVEN!
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| Taking notes.
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| Right. Well, since Chisato is busy, I'll take over from here. Heat, any opinions of your opponent or ideas for your match?
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| That guy? He's such a failure that he can't even get being emo right. Think about it, he's supposed to cut himself, but he keeps winning matches. That'll stop here though. I figure I'll just perform an encore of Chisato's fine beating. Break his legs, rupture his claven, and see where it goes from there.
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| Uh, do you even know what a claven is?
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| No idea. I figure I'll just rip him open and poke around until I find an organ I don't recognize. Then I'll pop it.
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| HAHAHAHA!!! IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE WOMAN! I HURT MYSELF WORSE THAN THIS EVERY MORNING!
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| Oh hell...
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| ...he did not just ask her for more...
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| Awesome. Well, if we're done here, I'm gonna go get her number. Catch you guys later.
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| Did he just say he's going to get Chisato's number?
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| Yes. Yes he did.
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| There walks a braver man then I.
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| I think it's less 'brave' and more 'sadistic and twisted enough to find that hot'.
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| Point.
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| Anyway, getting things back on track, Tidus, Ephraim, any thoughts you'd like to share with us?
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| Haste, Slow, Evade and Counter. Pretty much a textbook match for me.
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| Weapon Triangle Advantage, counters, actual muscle tone and ability to take a hit. I'm not really worried here.
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| Right. So, any angst about having to fight a fellow hero or any of that nonsense out of you two?
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| Nah, Eph's a pretty cool guy. He'd probably be a pretty good blitzer, too. I might teach him how to play after I win the match.
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| You, beat me? That'll be the day. Anyway, we're throwing a party back in Renais after the match. Celebrate my title and all.
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| A party, eh?
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| Yup. And here's some legitimate invitations for you and your villain pals. Just so you don't have an excuse to crash the party.
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| I...you...wasn't...DAMMIT!
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| Haha, nice play, Eph. Hey, how about a party either way, loser foots the bill?
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| Offering to pay, are you? You're on!
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| Ah, friendly heroic rivalry. Makes me all nauseous and gassy inside. Anyway, we're running over here folks, so without further ado this is Gilgamesh, signing off. Enjoy the finals kids. |