I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! Aah, glad I could be of assistance. But before I knock off for a much deserved drink, here's the current news and status of the Duelling League this week: Not Ranked: Closed, however, the Not Ranked contest is open. It's a chance to personally pick one fighter who you want to see fight in Not Ranked arena. Read about the contest here, and put in a selection today. Nomination pools close Saturday evening. Put one in today and join some friendly faces in the rpgdl chat channel while the next season is rolled out! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Huh, who'da thunk it? Not me, that's for sure. Behold the power of emo, or something. Every lamer has his day, I guess. And here come those two now. Looks like they're still at it, too. This isn't possible! I can't have lost to the likes of you, I demand a rematch! Oh, not care for your little tasteof defeat, dear Heat? Not only is he emo, he's a sore winner and a punster. He's more evil then I thought. Grr, if you don't shut up I'm going to rip your head off and play kickball with it. Threats now? Found me a bit hard to swallow once already, how do you think you would fare a second time? Looks like Heat's loss is really eating him. Don't you start. Aww. Hahaha, so, how about that respect you all withheld from me before? Care to sing a different tune now that I am the CHAMPION? Pfft, who cares about Godlike anymore anyway? Everyone knows Heavy is where the real action is at, and I'm the Heavy champ. Bring on the adoring fans! I...I'm so conflicted. Snub Emelious for the crybaby, or snub Tidus for emolicious? I don't know who to ignore. That is a tough one. Want me to flip a coin? No need. Snubbing emo is the running gag, so you've gotta run with that one. Point. So Tidus, anything you'd like to say about your championship, particularly about being the last PC in your cast to get one? Hey, we're a team full of winners, what can I say? So aren't you supposed to be the leader of this winning team? Then why'd it take you the longest to get one? A good leader supports his crew before worrying about his own career. You know, I want to mock you further, but as an abused minion myself, I can't help but wish any of my bosses would look out for me before themselves. So tell me armboy, do you want or need the beating you're asking for? See, this is why you and Nate never get anywhere. Evil overlords never get anywhere. Lies! The mighty XORN will crush all love and joy from the world! We'll see about that. Okay, all this goody goody hero stuff is making me ill. We have any other champions or losers hanging around for an interview? Nope. Silmeria's celebrating with all the einherjar up in Valhalla and Weigraf is trying to find someone he can kill for their PSP and start playing War of the Lions. As for the Lights, Miranda is crying into a tub of ice cream that emolicious won and she didn't. And Viki, well, we all know what happens when Viki wins something. She sneezed, didn't she? Yup. So no idea where or when she is now. Hey, if you've got nothing better to do with the rest of the show, gimme some air time to promote my next blitz game. Or...we could use it to show your demise, false champion! Onward my soldiers, destroy them all! Chief, I swear I didn't want to help him with this. He made me do it. FOR THE GLORY OF LORD ODIN! CHAAAAAAAAARGE! Woah, hey, augh! What the...? Oof! I'M GOING TO KILL YOR BOTH FOR THIS! Ye gods, there's too many of them. Fall back! Don't have to tell me twice. Catch you later kids, I'm outta here! Never have I seen so many generics, XORN himself could not stem this flood... What's with the moving buffet? I didn't know Valhalla delivered. HAHAHAHAHA! Yes, yes, crush all who stand before you! Next we go to destroy that trice cursed robot, and from there the world! Ragnarock is upon you, and it comes at the hand of Odin! Hey, you, Ninja #311, kill the cameras, we can't show this on television! Yes sir!