I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! Aah, glad I could be of assistance. But before I knock off for a much deserved drink, here's the current news and status of the Duelling League this week: Not Ranked: Closed, however, the Not Ranked contest is open. It's a chance to personally pick one fighter who you want to see fight in Not Ranked arena. Read about the contest here, and put in a selection today. Note: This contest ends this week, so hurry in and claim a spot! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! It's the final countdown~ What the hell are these four doing signing in the BtS studio? Making me money, that's what. Rock concerts are a -huge- draw. Instead of having to waste valuable airtime on 'guests' and 'content', we can have four specially picked fighters rock out. You've flipped your lid, boss. Seriously. Hair rock? Psyduck would be embarrassed by this. It's the final countdown~ Who the hell told Odin he could sing along? We need a loser who hates music to break his spirit and body. Why did the camera just cut to me? Why is everyone looking at me?! Stop whining and just beat up Odin. He said you looked fat in that outfit anyway. How DARE he! I worked out constantly to get this perfect body. Spirit Wail! Looks like my countdown is up. *Thud* Snugglebunny! How dare you slay poor Odin like that! He is the All-Father! Don't you have a back alley to be working at? I heard the middles just got paid this week again, it's time for you to pay Vahalla's heating bill. Cruel. But deserved. Not very knighty or kingly. We're castmates and fellow gods. How dare you tear down Odin and myself?! You're a ho. A hoochie. A nasty tramp. You're hooking up with Odin, who is everyone's whipping boy. Seriously. You betray humanity at every chance and support scum like Odin and expect respect? Bugger off. Can't, no one's tossed her a copper piece. *Sob* I'm leaving! You won't mock me after I crush Emelious this week! Haha, Freya thinks she'll beat a Godlike champion. Let her storm off. It leads to her brutal defeat even quicker. Man, what's the point of being here if the guests are going to provide entertainment and insult each other for us? Good question. Are we even bothering to keep order this week? No. Sure, why not. Minions! It's time to hit the snack bar! Except for Ultros, he was late with my coffee this morning. ;_; Who's going to run the show then? Emo? Yes? Kill anyone who gets out of line and occassionally bring out new guests. It's easy. ;_; I'm crying with joy! Which is different from your usual crying jags how? What happened to manliness? Didn't make a big enough profit. I'm curious- why are Barbarossa and Lawfer backing each other up? They're fighting this week and they fought on different sides in Lenneth's tale. He's better than Odin. Whoever wins will carry the honor of our cast. Whoever loses will beat up Odin. It's win/win. Thanks for getting me free labor this week. You two are free to go. Music minions! New song. Sure! Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be right here waiting for you~ Oooh, Melville's such a cutie! ^_^ That TimeLord's a fine hunk of man. Grand Master's so silent and strong. It doesn't get sexier than that. Zophar. So magical. So powerful. So pretty. I want to be just like him. ...Lich wants... *Twitch*... I wanted to appeal to all interests and types. We have TimeLord, lead singer! Melville, lead guitarist! Zophar, backup singer and guitarist! And Grand Master, the drummer of doom. It's perfectly formulated to grab every single fangirl/it across the universe. I hate life. That's my line! That's MY line, you pathetic losers. Asch is the best guest we could book? Sigh. What's wrong with me?! Shout, shout! Let it all out~ How dare you interrupt me. You're inferior to me, now shut up so I can speak. I think not. Some of us are enjoying the music. This music has power. Great power. Perhaps it's hinting at something. That Asch needs to get jumped? Definitely. I'm in. Let's go! Huh, I don't here that. Hey, back off! Ah, the power of fangirls. It is great. Hey, Meg thought I looked cute. Cool! ... (Drumming gets the ladies.) Mewtwo show you that? (Naturally.) I'm bored. Can I go beat up Asch? Sure, why not. Guys, how about a final song to wrap up BtS? Okay. I...am...iron...man~ Would you like to change your skin to Silver?