I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 46: Not Ranked is returning soon. If you wish to find out more, contact Tonfa Baton at our forums! Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Well, I don't feel like wasting time this week. Let's get going! I, for one, am outraged and shocked that you would consider our intellectual discussions before the show to be a waste of time. Utterly shocked! It's not like you have anywhere to go. Let's take our time. Gotta fill the air somehow. Nah, I think Chisato's right. Let's get this show on the road. Who asked you, buddy? For the last time, Odin, stop randomly asking people questions. Why is the sky blue? Because I had sex with your mom. ...What does that have to do with the sky? Eh, it couldn't hurt. If you know what I mean. What I mean is that we had sex. You see? You could be missing all of this! And everyone has to listen to the whole thing, or else they'll quit school and become addicted to crack and wind up dead on the inside in the streets, poor and lonely until they die of some terrible disease. ... Just sayin'. I'm glad we all learned our lesson. And wouldn't you know it, now it's time to start. If you don't mind. How about that. Ready when you are, Chisato. Hey there, DL fans! It's time for a new week and with it, a new Behind the Scenes! To start things off today, we have two Godlike contestants, Terra and Timelord! So glad to be back! Um, hi. With Celes losing to the Cloud of Darkness last week, that puts a lot of pressure on you to carry on, doesn't it? Yes, but it's just duelling for fun anyway, isn't it? Wimp. Funny. I could have sworn I heard someone talking. Someone that probably wouldn't like a Bolt 3 to the face. Did anyone else hear anything? Uh...no. Can't say that I did. Hmph. Thought so. As good as you are at intimidating mouthy sea life, you're fighting me, not him. Oh, you're good at stopping time. Unfortunatly that's all you're really good at. You're just a PC. That's all I need. And you're only a few spells away from being a cinder. Interesting how that works. As you say. I have to say, Terra's a lot cooler when she isn't all weepy over some stupid orphans. No kidding. Lousy orphans get everything., Amen to that. Okay, you can go you two. What was that about orphans? Orphans. For crying out loud! OUT! Ahem. Picking up where we left off, it's time for Heavy! And this week, we have... Me! You couldn't have done anybody else? Give me a break, two matches had silent mains, the other one had Zidane. If you don't like it, I'm sure we could bring him out. Fine, fine. So, you know, demonic powers, murder things, good times, good times. Really, it's just nice to be where the action is after my head got crushed. You know how long it set that straight? Ow! Critical hit, monster falls down, back home in time for supper. I guess it beats being the fall guy for every little thing. Fair enough. Say, wasn't it really irritating to keep your eye covered all the time? Oh, you have no idea. Itched all the time. But really that plot point didn't make any sense. I was against it, sort of, but it made me look pretty badass so I guess I can deal with it. Fair enough. I- Shut up, pretty boy. Talking's not your strongest suit here. No, that would be more like endlessly getting your ass kicked after being a total jerk. I mean, seriously, dude, you just haaaaaaad to stab that chick, didn't you? It was after demonic possession, it was a confusing time for everybody... A likely story. Move along. I think I'll move along as well. Thanks for stopping by! It's about damn time that w- Oh hell no. Nicky's gone already? What a creep! Absolutely not. Hey Anastasia! Good luck this week! The same to you! I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALA I don't know what's worse, Shion talking or Chisato's awful humming. Couldn't carry a tune with dumptruck full of wheelbarrows. I hope my Ether abilities will carry the day! My abilities should come in handy, too! Well, I guess I'll see you then. Bye. Take it easy. LALALALALALALALALALALA You know, that giant pillar of screaming bloody skulls is sounding pretty good right about now. I'll cut off my own head and join you if that's what it takes. LALALA oh, they're gone. Whew. You can say that again. Still a long time before I say anything again. Quiet, Odin. Okay, Light's, you can come out now, I'm done. I wasn't hiding, I was just not caring over there. Because I don't care. I think I'm deaf. Yeah, yeah. Let's go, people. Whatever. I plug this nobody full of holes, and then collect my pay. Because as an uncaring mercanary, that's what I do. Caring: Not on my watch! What? Who said that? What's going on? Is it time for the interview yet? Pfft. Who cares? I change my mind. I want Chisato yelling back. Why is every thing worse than the last thing. I can't hear so good. Is that you, Chisato? Well, seeing as Jet is too busy emphasizing his apathy, and Nana's eardrums have gone to a better place, I think we're done here. Will someone answer the damn phone? And shut off the alarm? And get that bee out of my ear? Sure, why not. I need some time alone right now. Just me and my good friends High Proof Alcohol and Illegal Gambling. Sometimes, I'm glad they kicked me out. ... You see, I did that because I'm so stoic. It's like, whoa! Not that I care if you care. Yeah, we're done here. Thanks to everyone who showed up today! That's all the time we have this week, tune in next Saturday for Week 4. See you later!