I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 46: Not Ranked is back for one more season. Interested in seeing unranked fighters like my castmate Bubba fight it out? Go to Not Ranked to see more! Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Hmph. Not much to say this time, fellas? Eh. Fish swim, birds sing, duellers are heavily outmatched, and time marches on. What's new? Well, what's there to talk about? We don't even have the post-New Years hangover. Speak for yourself. Ugh. What do you weigh, skull, 7 or 8 pounds, if that? I'm surprised you don't pass out just looking at a bottle of liqour. I'm half Irish, you know. Half Irish, all mouth. Hey! I resemble that remark! You really were suffering, though. I had to hold your hair for you all night long. ...but I don't have... Don't. Just...don't. Okay, but... Oh I'm sure he just dreamt that. Remember the time he thought we were all imaginary characters doing a fake talk show on some crappy website? Oh, Odin! Hehehe. So let's get started, folks. My thoughts exactly. Go! Yes, readers, it's time for another Behind the Scenes! Week 4 rolls by once again, and as usual the duellers are anxious to put their opponents out of the running for the Finals and a shot at a championship! Let's get started! It's about time you got to us! You can't ignore us forever. Would that I could. I'll run rings around you, pretty boy. You don't need to run, when you can fly. Fly all you like, you're not getting anywhere. Oh no, the scary scythe lady is after me. Maybe I should start carving birds onto my hand, that's sure to make her fall for me. What's the matter, want a hug from Mommy? Oh wait, that's right, she's a gigantic freak. Considering your track record with giant monters, you should be running. I won't just turn you into glass. Hmm. Parental abandonment issues or loving an emo. Which is worse? You decide. Thank you for your time. Well to be fair I would start mutilating myself if I was related to Alfina. True that. Am I...interrupting something? Self-multilation? Do go on. Get away from me. So, ladies... I know, I know, the fight. Well, I can block most of what Zeal throws at me. That and constant cheap healing should see me through, no sweat. Oh, no doubt you can throw off a few statuses, but that can only take you so far. I can kill you off before you even lay a finger on me. How about a sword? That too. But with the power of a Valkyrie... Valkyrie? Hah! A bunch of women wearing tin pots on their heads running around minding other people's business for them. Don't threaten me with Valkyries. Right, enough of that. Back to the floating black space fortress for you! Still makes more sense than the last chapter of VP2. I...have no arguments against that. And now... Whoo, shooting things. As a Maximillian Knight, I cannot fail! Of course you can. But let's hear your side of the story first. Well...I guess I'll just have to trust to my mighty Lightning Sword to see me through. Swords, axes, weird-ass weapons...it doesn't matter. A bullet in the head takes care of them all equally. No, not really. So, Fred, where's your girlfriend? ...she's not my girlfriend. Hehehe. Of course not. Shut up! But I don't really think that he and Rico were... Who was talking about Rico? I meant Connie. ARGH! You and your stupid rumors. Connie? That's just gross, dude. ...what? Okay, that's it. Scram, you two. I'll not have BtS soiled by this sort of nonsense. But... OUT! Well, that just about ruins my taste for these things. Okay, let's just get this over with. AXE TO AXE! THIS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE BATTLE! You don't have to be so dramatic. Oh, but I do. This fight will be remembered forever! Sigh. Glad to see you're excited. EXCITED? I can't wait! The sights, the sounds. Fire Emblem versus Fire Emblem, Axe Knight versus Warrior...It's too much to handle while the arena awaits! And that's not even including the glory. Yes! The Glory of victory! The anguish of defeat! It's...it's blowing my mind! What are you... Just wait for it. Boy, I bet the stands will be packed with adoring fans. Of course! The fans! All screaming for blood! I can hear them now. All the blood is rushing to my head! And let's not forget your comrades in battle. All waiting to see if one of their own will fall. It's..it's too much....I...I...I.. Um...what about refreshments? AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Wow. I never thought I'd see steam come out of someone's ears before. Overheating Bartre's brain is easy, but it's always amusing. Aw, lookit him on the floor. Like a little axe-bearing kitten. Let's leave quietly so we don't wake him up. He's going to need at least a few hours to cool down. We're on it. This is Chisato Madison, saying goodbye from everybody at Behind the Scenes. Ssssh!