 | Listen up, gang.
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 | We're all ears, chief.
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 | I don't particularly feel like dragging things out like we usually do. So let's skip the usual zany schemes and cut right to the chase.
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 | There's something fishy about this.
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 | Hmm. Hey, take a look at this matchup.
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 | Percevial versus Dias? ...Oh.
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 | What are you two whispering about? Hurry up!
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 | You know, if you wanted to stake out early seats for the next bishie slap-fight, you could have just told us.
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 | That...that has nothing to do with why I want things streamlined this time. Now let's get this show on the road, I hear Deis has ar-
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 | You're not very good at this, are you?
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 | It's okay, I'm not bitter about not having a interview last week.
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 | SHUT UP! JUST DO THIS FOR ME!
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 | Whatever.
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 | Welcome to Behind the Scenes, blah blah blah Week 3 blah blah duelists, etc. Okay, Godlikes front and center, NOW!
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 | Boy, you're in an awful rush.
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 | Well, here we are. Now what?
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 | Oh yeah, Ghaleon and Naesala are fighting too.
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 | Everything becomes much more clear.
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 | One more word out of you about your stupid little theory and...
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 | Enough! Are we going to do this or what? I'm very busy today.
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 | Doing what, exactly?
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 | Oh, you know, kicking ass, taking names, gardening.
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 | This is going to be fun.
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 | Breaking in the new guy always is.
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 | Awfully confident, aren't we?
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 | Oh, don't think just because you defeated that computer nerd you stand a chance against me. I eat scrubs like you for breakfast.
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 | You eat scrubs for breakfast?
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 | ...
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 | That's enough of that. Moving on to Heavy...
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 | Another match, another annoying brat. Ho-hum.
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 | Oh look, it's a moderately more successful Tony. How's that working out for you?
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 | Well enough, after I knock you into next week.
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 | You'll have to catch me first.
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 | You can't run forever.
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 | No, but you can't be shot forever, either. And I'm going to get plenty of pot shots in.
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 | With that pea-shooter you'll be lucky to make a dent in my armor.
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 | So to recap...
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 | Maria shoots things and is mobile, Kornell punches things and can absorb a lot more punishment. Textbook.
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 | Very good. Anyway...
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 | Arf!
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 | ....
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 | You're shameless.
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 | ...what? It's an entire coincidence that I chose a non-talking animal and a silent girl for Middle.
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 | Would Colm vs. Eliwood count...?
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 | Eh, they're not that good-looking. Maybe as a last ditch-effort.
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 | SO AHEM KOROMARU welcome aboard to the DL!
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 | ....?
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 | ...!
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 | Woof!
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 | Well, they seem to get along pretty well.
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 | Kinda hard to trash-talk when you don't even speak the same language. Or speak at all.
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 | ...
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 | *howl*
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 | Well, looks like that's over with.
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 | I wonder what he was saying...
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 | He was saying "I hate facing people who are ID immune."
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 | You can't possibly know that.
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 | I didn't get to be the Allfather without picking up some foreign languages.
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 | As much as I like to hear Odin's blatant lies, don't you have somwhere to be, Chisato?
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 | Right right right right
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 | I know people say we Fire Emblem people are identical....
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 | But this is ridiculous.
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 | One of you has a brown palette and one of you doesn't.
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 | Well, what is there to talk about?
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 | How's the wife?
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 | Just fine, thank you. How's the, uh...desert?
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 | Sandy and hot. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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 | Good, good. So, look, I don't think we're fooling anyone here. Let's just call it a da y.
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 | Yeah, I got nothin'.
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 | So, see you at the FE Mixer next week?
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 | Yeah. Ugh, I hope those Wyvern knights can hold their liquor next time. It took a month to clean up all the dragon poop.
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 | Tell me about it.
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 | Whew. We're done. I, uh, I have to go to the bathroom.
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 | And there she goes. Pathetic.
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 | Okay, wrap it up folks, we're done here.
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 | We out.
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 | Well we've all had a lot of fun here today, but there's nothing funny about substance abuse. Please, if you know a Wyvern who has a problem, don't turn a blind eye. Get them help before it's too late. The More You Know.
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