 | Let's cut the small talk, shall we? You know who I am. You know what we do. It's week 3 time, readers, and that means things are getting rough. With only four slots per division in Week 4, competition is fierce. You either put up or get put down. So without further introduction, let's introduce our two Godlike guests this week. Say hello to DL favorites Ramirez and Kefka!
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 | I will remember you/ Will you remember me?/Don't let your life pass you by/Weep not for the memories.
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 | Do I even have to say anything?
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 | Ramirez pining over Galcian? That's original.
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 | No, don't you get it? It's a joke on how unoriginal Ramirez is as a character. We're getting all meta up in this Behind the Scenes!
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 | Lame.
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| Yeah, well, they can't all be winners.
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| Annnnyway, Ramirez has a bunch of stuff that won't work against me since I'm a boss and some crappy damage as well. Next.
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| Who cares. Life without Galcian isn't worth living.
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| Uh...it's the DL. He's alive.
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| You're just trying to cheer me up!
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| Uh, no, dude, he's like right over there.
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 | 'sup?
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| Aww, you even got somebody to dress up as Galcian. You guys are the best.
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| You know what? I give up. You're welcome, kid.
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| Battle-wise I'm probably going to get slaughtered, but I feel better now. See you guys later.
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| Perhaps one of the first interviewees to leave happier than they were when they came in?
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| Oh, surely there's one or two somewhere. But let's not get bogged down in our less successful endeavors.
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| Fair enough. If you'll excuse me I'm late to a barbeque.
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| Okay.
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| Of people.
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| Uh-huh.
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| Because I'm setting their property on fire.
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| That's nice.
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| You don't even care, do you?
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 | I'm dead inside.
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| Great. On to Heavy...two people of indistinguishable gender!
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 | To be fair I'm clearly male.
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| Who're you kidding? You're a Ken doll down there.
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| And how would you know that, skull?
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| Well, uh, I...that is to say...shut up!
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 | Was anybody really fooled by me?
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| No, mostly it was just wishful thinking.
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| Ah, Japan. What won't you do?
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| Enough.
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| Geno doesn't have any ID immunity, and I also have Almighty skills which aren't blocked by anything.
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| Are you really going to live long enough to use them, though? A few Geno Whirls and you'll be toast.
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| That's a risk I'll have to take.
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| I'm afraid we're out of time.
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| Thank you for your time, and see you in the arena. Now buzz off, you're creeping me out.
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| Also your hat looks stupid.
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| Oh no you didn't!
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| They're already gone.
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| Blargh. No respect from interviewees these days. Why don't they stay for my cutting barbs?
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 | Why, I'm beginning to think this isn't a real interview show at all! What nerve!
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| Nothing gets past you.
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| Any problem can be solved by clenching your fist a lot!
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| Auuuuuugh.
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| Hate my life. OK, give your spiels.
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| Punching things. We've been over this.
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 | I at least have a rune. That's something, right?
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| If I punch really hard, fire comes out!
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| Enough about the punching!
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| There can never be enough punching!
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| How about kicking?
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| ....that's just crazy enough to work!
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| My IQ drops every time he opens his mouth. Let's move on, please.
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 | ...
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 | How's it going?
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| Wow. Really? This is our Light choices this week?
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| Our options include Selphie, two other lame Suikoden 3 characters, Vinsfeld, and Edward. Trust me, we're better off this way.
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| ...
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| You really just wanted to get out of here early, didn't you?
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| And if I did...?
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| No complaints from me.
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| Yeah, I got nothin'.
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| Shouldn't you be sunning on a rock someplace?
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| Shouldn't you be screaming in agony on a pile of skulls someplace?
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| ...Touche.
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| Well, laters.
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| See? Told you that was better.
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 | Hi guys! I didn't get an invitation but I know that was probably just a mistake can we talk about trains I love trains and cowboys and ew a lizard but trains trains trains TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS
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| Run! Run while there's still time!
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| Oh god oh god oh god oh god
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| This has been Behind the Scenes, signing off! GET OFF OF ME! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon!