I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! There is more news about the future of the DL. Please take the time to look these topics. First, look at the general topic, then check out the a possible change in the rerank weeks part two, season 56 site rankings: second stage and finish with A DL IAQ topic. Thank you for your time. Okay, who's bright idea was it to change the locks on the door? Don't look at me, I don't even have any arms! Ugh, I have had it up to here with your Anti-Arm propaganda...racist. Well, I could have unlocked the studio, but there was a spider outside the door! I just assumed you really, really had the spirit of the season. ...Into january? What's wrong with celebrating MLK day? ...For half a month. Ugh, whatever. Somebody wipe the dust off this equipment and let's get going. Uh, did somebody tell the guests what was going on? I hear if you at least don't leave the window cracked they'll die. I left some bowls of water around. They should be fine. So...uh...hi, Readers. Boy, I sure hoped you enjoyed our time off as much as you did. Do you guys know how hard it is to find a locksmith in the DL? Neither did I! But at long last the doors are back open and hopefully our guests will be showing up anytime now. As you may recall, it's Week 4, and things are heating up in Season 56! 'kay, which moron had me come in first for the terrible pun? I regret nothing! Thank you for the bowls of water. Now they are evil/i> bowls of water. Ewwww. Oh, wait, I'm going up against this chick? So did you guys just decide to give me the championship for free or what..? You're awfully cocky for a mere mortal, little man. Didn't you get beat up by five year olds or something? Whatever. Here's the deal: I got the HP, I got the damage, all you got are some tricks for PCs that won't work on me. If that's all you think I've got then you're even dumber than that janitor, Carrot-Top. Why don't you go get your ass kicked by the pre-school, honey? I'm out. It's good to not have to speak or do anything and still draw a paycheck. And speaking of doing nothing... Hey, I did lots of stuff! Yeah, like 'show up in battle' and 'have a character portrait' To be fair, it was Lufia 2. It's not like you have to be Shakespeare or something. Plus what was I there to do, exactly, besides be the Obligatory Elf character? I think that chick who ran a shop had more lines than me. I... Fight for your friends, right, everybody got sick of that line like 5 months ago. Listen, kid, I like you. I really do. So why don't you just scoot on out of the arena before I have to put the hurt on. You've got no defense against my magic, and you aren't doubling anytime soon. Just give up. Yeah, well, we'll see how good that magic does you once I pound your face in with my trusty sword. Suuuuuuuure. Look, kid, it's your funeral. Even a blind man can see you're going down. Oh, I get it. That's funny. You're funny. Funny lookin'. Who taught you that burn, your grandparents? Carry this outside, gentlemen. Anyway, folks, since our Middle Contestants don't really have much in the way of character and interesting techniques, our good friends Ultros and Gilgamesh will provide a Haiku detailing the Gafgarion vs. Guy match. Gaf has two good moves Where does he get that sword from? Most folks left him nude Guy has nothing good But he does keep his sword And has speed. Hooray. Bravo, bravo! We're never doing Limericks, and this is why. Don't bother to ask. Well, compared to the usual blathering between bland characters and their bland rivals, this went pretty well. So, let's wrap this up, gentlemen. Ooh, I sure do hate to have to harm that pretty face. Stop saying that! I wouldn't mind sharing a castle with you. I need an adult! I need an adult! Hard to get, huh? ....I like that. Okay, enough. Get over there and keep your hands to yourself. Aww. Ugh...Okay, so I swing my sword around, do some moves, go home after beating this guy into paste. Which he'll probably find attractive. What can I say... Even among terrible Suikoden characters you're bad? You could say that. You could also say that I have wonderful eyebrows. Ok, if you say one more word during this I will break you. ... That includes pelvic thrusting in someone's general direction. No, don't pelvic thrust at the wall...you know what? We're done here. Get out. That concludes this week's behind the scenes. Stay tuned! Shut up, Odin, I get to say goodbye. Hey, where are you going?