Yet another season has come and gone, dear readers. The final matches of the season have been decided, and all that remains of Season Thirteen is the Aftermath Week. Of course, that doesn't mean we're out of fun and exciting things for you to do, dear readers. There's still the afterseason team match, as well as re-rankings, for you to peruse! Of course, I bet you're dying to check out how the Season Thirteen Finals went. Was Vinsfeld able to subdue his fowl opponent? Was Rune able to halt the nigh-unstoppable Chrono Cross dominance of Middle? Did demon or cat-girl triumph in Heavy? And will Myria join Ghaleon in the hallowed Hall of Fame as the second back-to-back Godlike title holder? I know you're dying to find out, so head on inside, and check it out! With the main matches of last season wrapped up, mosey on over to the Main Events for this week. Last season's Godlike champion must now rally the lower division runner-ups, and try to best his former opponent, now aided by the lower division champions. A tense and fierce match awaits this season's finalists, one that is sure to be filled with cries of vengeance, twangs of pain, and broken hearts. Of course, this is also the week for upgrades and downgrades. Who will prove worthy of a higher division, and who will be doomed to rot in obscurity in the dregs of Light? Only you can decide the fate of many, dear readers! But wait, there's more! Head on over to The RPG Strategy League and check out the World of Balance. The Returner forces, rushing to the aid of the beleagured Doma garrison, are spotted and engaged by General Leo's troops. On the other end, Leo prepares to bombard the battlements of Castle Doma, hopefully destroying their will to continue the fight. Meanwhile, General Celes, who was able to hold the monster horde marching on Doma to a standstill, has been pushed into retreat mode - can she hold her team together under the relentless assault, lead by the freshly healed Kefka? And what of Locke and Setzer? Will they find Terra in Zozo, or will they be overtaken by their avarice...or perhaps by some of the less friendly denizens of the town? And as always, we'd appreciate it if you stopped by the RPGDL Forums, and registered an account. Come on: it only takes a couple seconds. Once you've done that, you can take part in any discussion, debate, or general chatter you feel like. Don't be a nobody: get involved! Once again, I'd like to turn this time over to Morte, who is still subbing for the missing Chisato: Right, so what does it all come to? Alright, let’s see…the minefield, the moat, the laser beams, the giant mecha…I’m not sure if I can even pronounce this number, so I’ll just write it down for you. Hm…that’s a lot of zero’s. Heck, I’m not sure if I even interview that many zero’s in a show. Ba-dum! *splash* Well, whatever. Charge it to the account. Alright, brother. Pleasure doing business with you. Er…now, can you explain something to me? Why exactly are we setting up such a tight security system here? Well, I don’t know how much you value your life, but I happen to like mine. ”Life”? Aren’t you a disembodied skull? Aren’t you kind of…dead, already? Yes, but you still feel pain even when you’re dead, and right now, I’m not exactly ready to receive a Chisato Madison-style butt-kicking. But…you know that all those defenses can’t keep her back: she’ll rampage through and brutalize us all for stealing her show. Oh, I understand that. It’s to buy some time while I run to the escape pod. Isn’t that…cowardly? I have one for you too. I’m game. What about me? Oh…no. I’m hoping she charges after you first, which will buy us even more time. You’re an integral part of the plan, Odin – be happy! Yay? So the world is in balance again…though, why a moat, Morte? Eh, it adds to the atmosphere. Plus, it keeps the black knight away. Damn you, you conniving little brain-case! I’ll get you one of these days! See what I mean? Anyway, let’s get this show on the road. Welcome back to another episodes of Behind the Scenes, here only at the RPGDL. I’m your host, Morte, the lovable Shakespeare prop, and these are my ugly as hell assistants Ultros and Odin…but I’m sure you knew this already. So, let’s roll the magic d20 and… Er…why a d20? And why not? Ahem, the magical d20 has spoke – bring out the Heavy finalists first! Yay! I won! I served my purpose…I have done my best. There is nothing more that could be asked of me. Ah, yes, valiant knight vs. hyperactive cat-girl. Say hi to the Good Year blimp for me. The Good Year whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That was…quite rude of you. Surprised? Eh…no, not really. See? They can be taught. Just like rodents. …my hamster still won’t run around the wheel… … … …where the hell did that come from? …you mentioned rodents, so… Whatever, I don’t care about it. So, Zalbag, how does it feel to have been beaten by a girl? She fought well, no different than a man. Yes, but you were beaten by a girl….a girl…do you not see the picture here? Nope. Alright then, all my creative insults are going to go to waste on you. Let’s see…let’s let the magic d20 roll again….Light. Damnit. Want me to take over for you? Please do. Alright then. So…Rhett, Vinsfeld: how was the fight? H, huh? What fight? The championship match you two fought last week. Oh, that. We just played a game of hangman…he won. Well, when your description for your word was, “The most feared terrorist organization in the DL”, it’s not too hard to figure out. He’s got you there. What was your hangman word, Rhett? “What’s the best food in the world?” Bananas! Plankton? Fresh asparagus? No…pickles! *munch* Mmmm….pickles. MY PICKLES! Ugh…heart...liver…spleen? It hurts. Er…moving on….Rune! How are you? As perfect as ever. Nothing will stop me…nothing! I will find my way to Heavy, and I will defeat that poor fool Justin! That’s about what I was expecting. So, Karsh, you did a … Don’t turn away from me when I’m having a rare megalomaniacal moment! Er…let me talk to Karsh first… Fool! You dare scorn the Middle champ!? Why, I’ll… Do what? Omigosh! It’s Chisato! …Miss Chisato! Nothing…nothing…nothing at all. I don’t believe you. Now, this won’t hurt that much…on my end, at least. Ooohhhh…yay! Popcorn time! Hey, cool, she’s back. And she doesn’t want to kill us. And she’s apparently learned how to make pretzels. Whew…ok, I needed that. So, what’s going on here? Did you ruin the ratings yet? Well… No, I really don’t care. You’re back…much sooner than expected. Yeah, the Myria thing didn’t go over too well. She’s so…clingy. And when she lost to Ryu…oh no. She doesn’t deserve to be champion at all. Stupid cry-baby. She is a little girl… …with hydra heads. Yeah, short-lived and all. So…we done? And where’s Morte? Yeah, we’re done…and I think Morte ran to his escape pod he prepared in case you were coming back to kill us all. Hm…smart guy. Oh well. Let’s get out of here. That mean you’re back on next week? Of course. And there was much rejoicing… Yay!