Hail, dear readers, and welcome to the second week of Season Fourteen here at the RPGDL! It's the second week of eliminations, and there's sure to be an exciting match here for everyone! Before you advance to this week's matches, feel free to examine Last Week's Results. Did Serge beat the reigning Godlike champion? Did Ultros bring glory to the BtS crew with a win? Did a tin can beat a duck? All these questions and more are answered within! Once you've finished with that, feel free to examine this week's matches! In Godlike, a showdown of epic proportions is shaping up, as two of Valkyrie Profile's gods square off in a heated grudge match. Rune faces off against his enemy's enemy in Heavy - can the Middle Champion take down Baal? In Middle, Heath faces a dilemma: can the Fire Emblem hero overcome his chivalry and strike a woman? And in Light, two sickeningly cute characters face off, as Chu-Chu tries to rain on Mallow's parade! In addition, feel free to check out The RPG Strategy League, and see how things are working out for Edgar and company. When Yuber met Kefka, was it as comrades in arms or as mortal enemies? Did the remnants of the Returners make it to Doma in time? And what of Setzer's scouting attempt? The fate of the world is in your hands - check it out! And as always, we'd appreciate it if you stopped by the RPGDL Forums, and registered an account. Come on: it only takes a couple seconds. Once you've done that, you can take part in any discussion, debate, or general chatter you feel like. Don't be a nobody: get involved! And now, without further ado, Chisato Madison's Behind the Scenes, bringing you interviews with the good, the bad, and the ugly of the RPGDL: ...thin... on... ...shoul... know? I'm... ...in the he... you do to... mera, Odin? ...ust needs... smack. ... a good idea. Gaah! That seems to have done it. We're rolling! Welcome to Behind the Scenes, where any problem can be solved with enough violence. Sorry for the technical delays, but we seem to be up and running... Ooh, pretty birdies! Well, most of us, anyway. Let's get started. Our first guests today are from Godlike. Please give a warm welcome to Yuna and Loki! It's a pleasure to be here. How the mighty have fallen, Odin. It is almost embarassing to see you in such a state. Are you my mommy? No, I think Loki looks a little too normal to be related to you, God boy. Yuna, the question on everyone's mind here is this: FF X-2. Why? I beg your pardon? You showed more skin than a sunblock commercial, and spent the whole time looking for someone that most of us were glad to be rid of. I... I was young, and I needed the money! Don't judge me! Pity. I was about to rate you with two tens. One for each... Morte! Don't worry, I'm sure there will still be enough business for you to... You don't want to finish that thought. Now Loki, you have a familiar opponent. Do you think you can beat Freya? Of course! The poor goddess will have no choice but to bow before my power. Hey! Snugglebunny won't lose to you! Snugglebunny? Why did I ever think you were a threat to me? I think you were tightening your headbands a little too much. Now, on to Heavy. Who do we have? Meliadoul and Edgar. Hey, beautiful. Why don't you and I go out back and... Shellbust Stab. AAGH! Scratch off Edgar. Ms. Tingel, you and your father are both competing this week. How does that make you feel? My father is dead to me. His soul was consumed by the fires of Hades, and all that is left is a hollow shell. Have you ever considered a career in goth poetry? Well, good luck with your parental issues. Now onto Middle. Ultros, who do we have on standby? Umm... Attention, members of the RPGDL. We, the neato members of the Fire Emblem cast... ...respectfully make notice that we will do everything in our power to uphold our honour. Not another invasion... Invasion?! Why, certainly not, good sir. We just wanted to let everyone know that we are prepared to show our might to the world. Yeah! I mean, who would be silly enough to try and invade? From the looks of the Light entries, you'll have your answer soon enough. ... I don't want to do this. Come on, if we want to make a good first impression, we have to stand out from the crowd. How else will we invade? By slaying the opposition? Whatever. Let's just get this over with. Music, please! I like music. When you're a Star, you're a Star all the way! From your first strategy battle to your last dying day! When you're a Star, let them do what they can! You've got comrades along, you're a family man! And the show hits a new low... Those guys are weird. Well, they're Stars of Destiny. They'll take anyone. Say, if they're Stars, then isn't it our solemn duty to send them to the sky? You're never aloneeeeee... Isn't that sweet. Maybe they can share a hospital room together. And on that heartwarming note, it's time to say goodbye. Be sure to come back next week, when we'll either be laughing at Odin for his stupidity, or... come to think of it, there's no "or" about it. Would you like to change your skin to Silver?