Your return to a brand new season of the RPGDL brings a tear to my eyes! My heart rejoices at your faces! A new day has arisen, as we now enter the RPGDL's twenty-fifth season of quality entertainment. The Results from the re-ranking week are up, so do peruse them for a spot before heading on to the main event. **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** Our favourite reporter is back in the arena in Light, as Chisato Madison, with her flowing and gorgeous red hair, faces off against the elven archer Kirkis. Chisato's martial arts can take down even the mightiest of Godlikes, but Kirkis is a wily elf, capable of pulling off a variety of tricks that might very well stop even the dauntless Chisato Madison! Don't miss this thrilling fight in Light! Our Middle matches feature much bravado, but none more than the fight between former Overlord of the Netherworld Midboss and silent assassin Amarant Coral. Trained in combat with one-hundred ton boxers (my, that must strain the poor chap's muscles), Midboss isn't about to let Amarant's brooding nature get the best of him! Will the flashy and stylish Vyers take down the cunning warrior Amarant? In Heavy, a fierce battle awaits, as the noble Todd Dukakis, butler and swordsman extraordinaire, faces off against the terrifying demon Elmdor. The horrors of this battle are sure to be felt for many weeks to come. Will the afro prove to be Todd's salvation, or his demise? And finally, Godlike poses a beautiful match, as recently upgraded Zog faces one of Godlike's finest, in Rolf Landale. Terrifying dragon though he is, Rolf has conquered monsters just as terrible as he. Will the hero slay the dragon, or the other way around? Much more awaits, so head on over to The Arena right away! Remember to sign up at The Forums as well! We can't keep this up without your constant input and support! Tell us how to make the site better! Also please check out the The Season Twenty-Five Week One Topic! Any thoughts on the current matches? Post away, and talk it out! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! Speaking of Bonus Matches, remember that The Not Ranked Arena is open until Sunday! What does that have to do with Bonus Matches? I don't know! I hope to see you all the next time our adventure begins anew. Until then, Chisato and the Behind the Scenes screw has something for you. Ah, it’s been so long since we’ve had a nice show without that vile wench running things. Er…you do realize she can hear us, and probably will brutally slaughter us after she finished off her opponent this week? Details, details. This is the time to show off our artistic talents to the world! Raise the anchor! Saddle the horses! Cancel the three-ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo… Aaaaahahahahahaha! Now, what is it I see here? Does this require the attentions of moi, the Dark Adonis Vyers? NO! Isn’t he one of the guests? Don’t we kind of need to pay attention to him anyway? Have you even watched this show? We don’t pay attention to the guests – ever. With such wonderful truths having been spoken: welcome to the show! It’s Behind the Scenes of a whole new Season Twenty-Five, which means a whole new season of madness, lawsuits and catch-phrases! As you can all see, Chisato isn’t here tonight, due to a current match over in the Arena. She takes her training pretty seriously. Which means, since she doesn’t take this show very seriously, we’re in charge. Okay, minions! Bring out the first victims! Sure thing! My mighty mop of justice delivers a mind-boggling whack to Light contestants Palom and Louise! Hey! That kind of hurt. Not only that, but I think you knocked out the poor kid. Cursed mage frailty. He probably had it coming anyway. Now, you’re Louise, right? Yes. I’m aiding Lord Eliwood on his quest to… Who cares about Lord Elitard. Give us the scoop on your husband! What? You mean Pent? Yes we do! He’s the coolest person ever! I’d really like his autograph, myself. I can add it to my collection of famous people. I…you…want his autograph? What about my interview? If you’re not going to help us, then vamoose! Get out of here! You’re worthless! Wow, she’s so selfish. Everything’s all about her… Maybe the Middle guests will be better. Let’s give it up for Graham Cray and Midboss! The name is… ”The Dark Adonis Vyers” Yes, we know, and we don’t really care either way. Sit down, and wait your turn. Hahahaha! A wonderful show of contempt. Now, if you’d be so kind… Ooohhh! Hey! You made those awesome muffins for the bake sale last week, didn’t you!? Do you have any more!? Mu…muffins!? I did no such thing! Yeah! For Children’s Miracle Network. Those things were amazing! That’s not something I’d ever do! I’m EVIL. Rar, I eat babies, and such. But apparently you make muffins. I’d never deny my natural talent for making amazing pastries, no. You know, the Dark Adonis makes a very scrumptious apple pie himself! Really? What type of apples do you use? I’ve been experimenting with galas, recently. It gives it a flavour worthy of the Overlord of the Netherworld! Ok, I’m not sure if this is the most intellectual conversation we’ve ever had on the show, or the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my life…or both, I guess. This is Behind the Scenes, after all. Ok, then, Heavy? Let’s. The frue mop of justice chooses…Todd Dukakis and Princess of Mushroom Kingdom! My afro! Where did you last have that thing?! Don’t touch my hair! So very entertaining. So, Princess of Mushroom Kingdom…how’s it feel to be back in Heavy? Good. It’s like I never left. Well, I’d be careful. I know some people are out to get you. Specifically, me, you stuck-up wench. Why the hate? Why can’t we all just love everyone? Why can’t we…argh! Thanks, Cray! Not a problem. My Steel Hand was getting restless. You know, you’re a pig, you floating Shakespeare prop! A male pig. I’m filing sexual harassment against you! Citan! Yes? I’m suing him! Ok then. Mr. Morte, you have approximately ten hours to find an attorney for your defense. I’ll have the paperwork on your desk tomorrow morning. Good day. That’s vaguely distressing. Mouth finally got the better of you? I’ll just call up my lawyer then. Fujin! LAWSUIT. Yes. It’s another sexual harassment suit. Play the Seifer defense. UNDERSTOOD. Seifer defense? Seifer fails so much that the defendant can’t possibly fail more, and is therefore right, since he fails less than Seifer. How…odd. But fitting. Especially since that concludes our show. Feel free to return next week for more inane showcases of incompetence and Odin torture! That’s it! Goodnight folks!