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 | A parody of "Modern Major-General", won't it be fun.
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| Oh chief, you're just upset because your voice was classed as baritone.
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| Just keep repeating this before you blow up in a mighty row:
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| It could be worse, we could be forced to wind up in a dumb clip show.
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| It could be worse, we could be forced to wind up in a dumb clip show, it could be worse, we could be forced to wind up in a dumb clip show.
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| Let's start our merry quest by looking back at the division Light.
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| Where the banter is invariably more exciting than the fight.
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| The runner-up we highlight fills our hearts and souls with love and joy:
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| Our favourite whiny angsty loser bishie dragoon whipping boy.
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| Let's put it this way: you'd be on the bench if I were your team's coach.
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| The ease with which you made it to the finals, well, it sickens me.
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| At least I didn't have to slaughter poor defenseless Nina Three.
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| The ease with which he made it to the finals, well, it sickens me, at least he didn't have to slaughter poor defenseless Nina Three.
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| And speaking of the much maligned Light residential Wyndian.
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| She ended up a stepping stone for our illustrious champion.
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| As well as samurai and swordsman, Mr. Cyan Garamonde
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| And Arni Village's Leena completes the list of who got "0wn3d".
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| Sigurd is the latest in the long line of Suikoden champs
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| Who rely on their Water Runes to give their foes some painful cramps.
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| Maybe I'm a prior incarnation of a Suiko duck.
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| Maybe he's a prior incarnation of a Suiko duck, maybe he's a prior incarnation of a Suiko duck.
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| Now keeping on the train of thought of Suiko Stars of Destiny.
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| Middle hands us Tengaar, whose Revenge Earth, you just must agree
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| Handles lots of duellers who rely on physicals, like Juan
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| If only your success could translate into what you want to fix.
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| Namely, still improving that stupid weakling boyfriend you call Hix.
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| If only your success could translate into what you want to fix, namely still improving that stupid weakling boyfriend you call Hix.
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| So, who was it that proved too much for our last guest to overcome?
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| It turned out to be Selan, who now reigns as Middle's Champion.
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| And I would like to say I earned each one of my nice victories.
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| Are you implying what I think you are, you stupid witch?
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| Let's just say I don't count on a single trick, you little *****.
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| Now ladies, you should just calm down, and continue to laugh and sing.
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| At least until we finish fixing up our cooking oil ring.
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| At least until we finish fixing up our cooking oil ring, at least until we finish fixing up our cooking oil ring.
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| And now we reach my favourite part of this entire spectacle.
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| The fact that I avenged my co-worker with many a tentacle.
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| Oh my hero, all brave and true, he said so sarcastic-ally.
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| Don't be upset, your envy at my win is just far too silly.
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| Envious of you? My dear Gilgy, nothing's further from the truth.
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| I'm glad for you, but honestly, your arrogance is so uncouth.
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| Don't let yourself be condemned to a life of spite and senseless hate.
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| Don't let yourself be condemned to a life of spite and senseless hate, at least he didn't cameo in Final Fantasy Eight.
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| Your decision to use this song was entirely too rash.
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| You could be right, that theory does appear to make a lot of sense.
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| If you want to see a fight, go back and watch the Middles, skull.
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| I can't believe that they're so calm, all hopes of hostilities ceased.
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| We guess that what they say is true, that music soothes the savage beast, we guess that what they say is true, that music soothes the savage beast.
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| And now we've reached the end, the premise of this sketch has gotten tired.
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| The only reason I did this is so I wouldn't end up fired.
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| So pack your bags and don your coats and other miscellaneous things.
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| Another season's come and gone for us here at Behind the Scenes!
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| So pack your bags and don your coats and other miscellaneous things, another season's come and gone for us here at Behind the Scenes!
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Another end means another begining. There is a new champion, and with it, a new team match for this week. You should go and view the Results page.